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Share your embarrasing stories!

Here is mine:

So I was fresh out of high school working for a local networking company pulling cable.

We were working in a manufacturing plant on my first project and it was the first time I was in that sort of environment. Well I needed to take a leak so I found the nearest restroom. When I walk in right in the middle of the room was the big round fountain looking thing. I thought it was a urinal trough like you see in ballpark bathrooms (you know, looks like a big long tub that everyone pees in). But I was like man....this is weird just pissing in a circle facing each other but ok. So I whipped it out and started peeing in it.

Then about half way through this guy walks out of a stall and was like "Dear God! What are you doing?!?!?!?!". At that moment I realized I was pissing in a SINK!

He laughed it off realizing that I was just a kid basically and then showed me how to operate it properly.

LOL, good times.
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In high school, I came home from school one day... Walked in through the kitchen door and realized I had to fart (keep in mind, healthy 5'6" 105 lb female- no problems in this area) so I thought to myself fuck it... my grandparents and uncle won't even be able to smell it from over there at the table..
Well, needless to say, I sharted.
And they sure did see the diarrhea running down my legs.
And I ruined my favorite pink lacy V.S. panties :(
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In high school, I came home from school one day... Walked in through the kitchen door and realized I had to fart (keep in mind, healthy 5'6" 105 lb female- no problems in this area) so I thought to myself fuck it... my grandparents and uncle won't even be able to smell it from over there at the table..
Well, needless to say, I sharted.
And they sure did see the diarrhea running down my legs.
And I ruined my favorite pink lacy V.S. panties :(
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aw you poor thing, lol.
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the only thing more embarrassing then my story is the lack of responses to this thread

verysad
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the only thing more embarrassing then my story is the lack of responses to this thread

verysad
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Agreed... I really thought it would've taken off by now.
wtf
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the only thing more embarrassing then my story is the lack of responses to this thread

verysad
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Agreed... I really thought it would've taken off by now.
wtf
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oh well, thank you for sharing yours. if you were a member i would give you some karma.
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Hmmm. Well first of all I'll just throw out there... churches are great and rampant places to experience embarrassment.

I don't really have any particular stories I care to share.

One moment that I think back on every now and then is...

I was at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom when I was like 6 or 7, and some assholes took me on that crazy swinging boat ride. Anyways, I totally threw up right after I got off... and there's this grownass man and he's like, watching me puke. Then he goes, "Hey it happens to the best of us."

LOL, I'd like to shake that guy's hand.
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Hmmm. Well first of all I'll just throw out there... churches are great and rampant places to experience embarrassment.

I don't really have any particular stories I care to share.

One moment that I think back on every now and then is...

I was at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom when I was like 6 or 7, and some assholes took me on that crazy swinging boat ride. Anyways, I totally threw up right after I got off... and there's this grownass man and he's like, watching me puke. Then he goes, "Hey it happens to the best of us."

LOL, I'd like to shake that guy's hand.
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good one, thanks for sharing!
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Hmmm. Well first of all I'll just throw out there... churches are great and rampant places to experience embarrassment.

I don't really have any particular stories I care to share.

One moment that I think back on every now and then is...

I was at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom when I was like 6 or 7, and some assholes took me on that crazy swinging boat ride. Anyways, I totally threw up right after I got off... and there's this grownass man and he's like, watching me puke. Then he goes, "Hey it happens to the best of us."

LOL, I'd like to shake that guy's hand.
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He was probably thinking "thank god this kid didn't blow chunks on the ride... would've ended up all over me" hf
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here's mine...

I actually liked "gypsies, tramps and thieves" when I was a kid...

Thread: Cher- Half Breed
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this isnt really embarrassing because i didnt get caught.....but when i was in the first grade i farted in class. i thought it was REALLY loud but no one reacted so i thought i was in the clear.

but then the smell came and MAN O MAN was it bad. being the dumb little first grader that i was, i thought i could "smell it all up" so i sat there sniffing as hard and as fast as i could so no one else would smell it.


but hey, maybe it worked afterall.
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here's mine...

I actually liked "gypsies, tramps and thieves" when I was a kid...

Thread: Cher- Half Breed
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:mindblown:

you broke the internet
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Well this one is embarrassing in a different way than my first story..
My father and I were both in our church's choir when I was 13. Lucky me, I decided to have my very first hypoglycemic attack one Sunday morning after skipping breakfast. So we're sitting there with the rest of the choir while the priest is praying and blessing the body of christ... and then the whole church hears me screaming to my dad "omg I think I'm about to throw up! Why does it feel like it's 200 degrees in here?! DAD! DAD! I CAN'T SEE!!! WTF!!!! I CAN'T SEEEEEE!!!" Dad drags me out of church. End of story. chuckle
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this isnt really embarrassing because i didnt get caught.....but when i was in the first grade i farted in class. i thought it was REALLY loud but no one reacted so i thought i was in the clear.

but then the smell came and MAN O MAN was it bad. being the dumb little first grader that i was, i thought i could "smell it all up" so i sat there sniffing as hard and as fast as i could so no one else would smell it.


but hey, maybe it worked afterall.
 Quoting: Oyster


lolsign I have to give you some credit there... I NEVER would've thought of smelling it all up :)
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this isnt really embarrassing because i didnt get caught.....but when i was in the first grade i farted in class. i thought it was REALLY loud but no one reacted so i thought i was in the clear.

but then the smell came and MAN O MAN was it bad. being the dumb little first grader that i was, i thought i could "smell it all up" so i sat there sniffing as hard and as fast as i could so no one else would smell it.


but hey, maybe it worked afterall.
 Quoting: Oyster


lolsign I have to give you some credit there... I NEVER would've thought of smelling it all up :)
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genius right?
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lets take a break from the doom and pin this sucker!

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genius right?
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Brilliant :) It's a brain like yours that gets your ass in the gifted program! I know that may sound like an insult, but I promise it's not lol
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Oh my gawds, this was terrible--

I had just flown into DFW to go to an interview for a full four year scholarship (didn't get it). I got my rental car and was so hungry I stopped to eat before heading to the college an hour away. Not only was I hungry, I was also tired to the point of exhaustion.

After I got my table I went to the restroom to wash up. Thinking I had actually chosen the correct restroom, the one for women, I looked at the urinal as I walked and thought how odd it was, but just shrugged it off to it being one of those uni bathrooms.

I went into the stall to do my thing, came out and washed my hands, looking again at the urinal...lol, uneasily, and then in walked a man.

I swear, I think the world stopped turning on its axis at that moment, I was just that embarrassed, having just realized in my tire I had chosen the wrong door.

chuckle The look on his face was priceless. Poor guy.

I went back to my table and just sat there feeling like the biggest dope on the face of the planet, and was so grateful I didn't enter the men's restroom while someone was in the middle of their business.


Another one...chuckle


Long time ago my boyfriend and I were at the lake boating around in his antique, beautiful and expensive, boat. He had docked at the gas station on the lake and left me in charge of it while he went to pay for the gas.

I really don't know how it happened, but I ended up with my right arm and leg on the dock, my left arm and leg on the boat, the boat was moving away from the dock. I was stretched out - like being drawn and quatered - between the two with all water underneath me, screaming, "No, no, no....nooooooo"...SPLASH!

Into the water I went, people all around laughing, my boyfriend walking up, laughing his ass off, and I just wanted to die on the spot.

Like you said...ahhh, good times!


lolsign
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A few weeks ago I was going into the womens restroom in walmart. I opened the door and saw a dude. I thought I went in the wrong one. No I went back in the womens and told the dude he was in the wrong bathroom. He said no I'm not and then some walmart employee said no hun he is a girl. I said f it and left the store. I felt bad later but whatever.
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genius right?
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Brilliant :) It's a brain like yours that gets your ass in the gifted program! I know that may sound like an insult, but I promise it's not lol
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that is funny because i was in the gifted program from 3rd grade all the way through high school.
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i had hypoglycemia too as a kid - hadn't heard that term or thought of it in like 35 years...

okay my real embarassing story from kid-hood:

second grade - invited (because I was new to the school - but that's another story) to a popular kid's birthday party

it was a roller skating party.

hadn't been roller-skating before.

promptly fell and split my pants wide open from rear to front along the crotch seam and down one leg in front of my new classmates.

i was mortified and even now can't recall anything other than that except that I was driven home and had someone's windbreaker tied around my waist to cover myself up.

now that I think about it this may be the source of many of my problems (shyness and inability to mix with large groups or my peers, fear of ridicule, etc.) that have dogged me into adulthood.

i wasn't invited to many parties (birthday or otherwise) after that...
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A few weeks ago I was going into the womens restroom in walmart. I opened the door and saw a dude. I thought I went in the wrong one. No I went back in the womens and told the dude he was in the wrong bathroom. He said no I'm not and then some walmart employee said no hun he is a girl. I said f it and left the store. I felt bad later but whatever.
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Interesting times we are living in... wtf
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i had hypoglycemia too as a kid - hadn't heard that term or thought of it in like 35 years...

okay my real embarassing story from kid-hood:

second grade - invited (because I was new to the school - but that's another story) to a popular kid's birthday party

it was a roller skating party.

hadn't been roller-skating before.

promptly fell and split my pants wide open from rear to front along the crotch seam and down one leg in front of my new classmates.

i was mortified and even now can't recall anything other than that except that I was driven home and had someone's windbreaker tied around my waist to cover myself up.

now that I think about it this may be the source of many of my problems (shyness and inability to mix with large groups or my peers, fear of ridicule, etc.) that have dogged me into adulthood.

i wasn't invited to many parties (birthday or otherwise) after that...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2836766


Awww that is sad... but amazing at the same time... you actually have a cliche embarrassing story... ripping your pants... I'm jealous! hf
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
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you dont have any video of that do you?
lol
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
 Quoting: *~Ocean~*


Gotta love them water slides! cheers
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
 Quoting: *~Ocean~*


Gotta love them water slides! cheers
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i climbed out of a pool once and found my shorts to be at my ankles. sort of the same thing right?
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
 Quoting: *~Ocean~*


you dont have any video of that do you?
lol
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lmao

That would be priceless if I did.
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
 Quoting: *~Ocean~*


Gotta love them water slides! cheers
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i climbed out of a pool once and found my shorts to be at my ankles. sort of the same thing right?
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Yes, I'd say that's the same level of embarrassment. Lol
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That was a funny story Oyster.

Here's mine, short and sweet.
I went down a really fast water slide and my boobs fell out the top of my bikini top, I was extremely embarrassed, there were a few people that saw,
but hey what do ya do, gotta strap the girls in tighter next time.

bounceb

chuckle
 Quoting: *~Ocean~*


Gotta love them water slides! cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


i climbed out of a pool once and found my shorts to be at my ankles. sort of the same thing right?
 Quoting: Oyster


LOL! It's funny.... woman's top comes off in cold water and you see breasts and hard nipples... man's shorts come off in cold water and it's not the most flattering thing chuckle

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