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02/04/2013 06:58 PM
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at my high school in IL we had to do a play which included students spanning several grades so there was a BIG audience every night. at the end of the show they brought everyone onto stage for a curtain call. there were a few of us who were performing but weren't called onto stage, so when everyone was taking their bow we were left out. a few of us said we'd run out onto stage & join them in the spur of the moment decision, so i ran off with what a thought was a group of people onto stage.

i don't know if every else was joking or decided it was a bad idea on route. either way i ran out onto stage completely alone in front of hundreds of people, upon seeing me come onstage the audience thought there was more to the show so everyone stopped clapping and fell silent.

feeling the pressure of the silence with all those eyes watching i didn't know what to do or say, so i panicked & just started yelling at the audience. i was so anxious that my voice became incredibly shrill, so i stood there manically shrieking nonsense at hundreds of people who were watching me thinking WTF.

omg i genuinely thought i'd have to change schools after that
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at my high school in IL we had to do a play which included students spanning several grades so there was a BIG audience every night. at the end of the show they brought everyone onto stage for a curtain call. there were a few of us who were performing but weren't called onto stage, so when everyone was taking their bow we were left out. a few of us said we'd run out onto stage & join them in the spur of the moment decision, so i ran off with what a thought was a group of people onto stage.

i don't know if every else was joking or decided it was a bad idea on route. either way i ran out onto stage completely alone in front of hundreds of people, upon seeing me come onstage the audience thought there was more to the show so everyone stopped clapping and fell silent.

feeling the pressure of the silence with all those eyes watching i didn't know what to do or say, so i panicked & just started yelling at the audience. i was so anxious that my voice became incredibly shrill, so i stood there manically shrieking nonsense at hundreds of people who were watching me thinking WTF.

omg i genuinely thought i'd have to change schools after that
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that might be the best one yet.
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02/04/2013 07:49 PM
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My boyfriend and his best mate ( HOT AS) went out for a drink and I stayed home.
I got a call from my boyfriend that they were on their way home and the said mate had a chick with him. Ok no problem.
Well in they walked hammered as with most probably the most unnattractive girl I had ever seen. Her eyes were all wonky and you couldn't tell who she was looking at. She was hugely obese and had what looked like scabs all over her arms. I try not to be judgemental but I was umm there's no way he's going to shag her no way. I'm giving my boyfriend funny wtf looks but he's grinning at me loving every minute of it.
She turned out to have a horrible personality as well. Went straight to our fridge saying fuck I'm hungry what have you got to eat. I jokingly said probably not enough in there to fill you up luv. She gave me a filthy look and turned to the guy and said take me to maccas I'm hungry. He said nope sorry cant drive. She disappeared to the toilet and I said to dave what the hell man you can do better than that! He said oh come on I need a root! Um ok. She came back and dave grabbed her and took her to the bedroom.
Not 10 minutes later he came back out alone looking unhappy and said man I can't do it. She's got sores all over her and she's fat! My boyfriend jokingly said put a paper bag over her head! Lol dave was oh yeah brilliant you got any? I was laughing my ass off and said yeah in the drawer. He grabs one and disappears again.. I was speechless.
We heard laughter and my man said oh crap I have to see this and snuck up with his camera and opened the door.. There was dave doing this woman doggy with the paper bag over his head and she was laughing..
My boyfriend got a great picture of it!!
Needless to say the next morning when he sobered up (she was long gone) and my boyfriend showed him the photo he was beside himself and tried to swear us to secrecy. We deleted the pic but he still cops it from the boys to this day.. Lol
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02/05/2013 11:36 AM
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02/05/2013 02:01 PM
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In high school, I came home from school one day... Walked in through the kitchen door and realized I had to fart (keep in mind, healthy 5'6" 105 lb female- no problems in this area) so I thought to myself fuck it... my grandparents and uncle won't even be able to smell it from over there at the table..
Well, needless to say, I sharted.
And they sure did see the diarrhea running down my legs.
And I ruined my favorite pink lacy V.S. panties :(
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Just the kind of woman you want to bring home to meet mother. s226
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02/07/2013 09:14 PM
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I volunteered at an animal shelter. They sponsored a dog show to raise money for the shelter animals. I was sitting on the grass watching, and I feel something hot and wet on my back.

A dalmation behind me had lifted his leg on me, LOL.
Luckily I brought a jacket to change into.
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I volunteered at an animal shelter. They sponsored a dog show to raise money for the shelter animals. I was sitting on the grass watching, and I feel something hot and wet on my back.

A dalmation behind me had lifted his leg on me, LOL.
Luckily I brought a jacket to change into.
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LOL

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