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i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..

 
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i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
ya so my friend was saying all this stuff that freaked me out and then he ended up in a psych ward, so i decided i was going to perform an exorcism. I somehow managed to get anointed holy oil from a priest, which pisses off a friend of mine because he is like how did you get that.. regardless, i did, and then i got home and read the latin right of exorcism.. word for word.


in latin

oh boy

3 1/2 years later i am still suffering from the consequences
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
at the time i told my friends about it and asked if they wanted to join me but they all said i was crazy

i felt like it was an adventure
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02/04/2013 03:23 PM
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allow me.....



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lol no really happened
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
I somehow managed to get anointed holy oil from a priest, which pisses off a friend of mine because he is like how did you get that.. regardless, i did.
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Well how the hell did you get it?

I mean if this is true... surely it would be all too easy to tell us.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Thanks, that saved me the trouble of doing it myself
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
I somehow managed to get anointed holy oil from a priest, which pisses off a friend of mine because he is like how did you get that.. regardless, i did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


Well how the hell did you get it?

I mean if this is true... surely it would be all too easy to tell us.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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i went into his office, and said, father, my friend is sick, can i have some holy oil..and he got some, and gave it to me.

i had been meeting with this priest off and on for about half a year..he was often quite surprised at the conversations we would have.
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02/05/2013 02:45 AM
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
The name and authority of Jesus Christ is the only thing that can cast out demons.

Forget the oil and pray over your friend in the name of Jesus Christ.

Or better yet, get a group of genuine believers, a pastor, or a true man of faith. (preferably not a wolf in sheeps clothing if you can manage it)

Objects and trinkets will do nothing in the spiritual realm.
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I somehow managed to get anointed holy oil from a priest, which pisses off a friend of mine because he is like how did you get that.. regardless, i did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


Well how the hell did you get it?

I mean if this is true... surely it would be all too easy to tell us.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


i went into his office, and said, father, my friend is sick, can i have some holy oil..and he got some, and gave it to me.

i had been meeting with this priest off and on for about half a year..he was often quite surprised at the conversations we would have.
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cool story bro :)
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
Hmm, the Sons of Sceva also tried to perform an exorcism in the Book of Acts 19:13-16.

Something to the effect of they tried to get the demon out by mimicking what Paul had done. And the demon responded; "yeah, I know Paul and I know Jesus; but who the fuck are you?" And then he beat the crap out of them. Why? Because they had no authority.

Learn your lessons well.
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02/05/2013 09:41 AM
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
if i was your friend i would have kicked your ass, then told your mom a priest raped you and you were too insecure to tell anyone.
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Pray
Dear Heavenly Father we come to you and ask that any demons from this be cast to a dry place and stay there till Judgment day, in Jesus Holy Name Amen
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
Well, I for one believe you, for I necessarily had to do this on my husband more than once...the first time at his request, no less. He made me promise that when next it happened, I perform an exorcism on him, for he was now married, with a life that had meaning to him...he no longer wanted these episode to continue, as they had through a number of decades since he 'lost all hope.' When these entities were not active, my husband was one of the most loving and empathetic people our world has ever been graced to have. Despite his demons, he was a popular and well-loved friend to many people -- the kind of people who ignored this 'quirk' because they knew he had much to offer. Yet, he was finally driven to despair, retreating from social situation outside of his job. That is, until I came along to find him after many years. The transition from being someone 'poised to die' and without hope, nightly drinking himself to distraction to alleviate his pain, to a man full of vitality and purpose was not all that simple. My entering the picture upset the imbalance.

When he drank so hard that he, himself, was no longer in control, these entities had their portal. He'd go from being drunk to the point of oblivion in bed, or chair, bar stool or while in friendly company, to walking around as in full faculty, spewing obscenities of the most scathing degrees at those around him, with this uncanny ability to zero in on his targets weaknesses so 'he' could tear their psyches asunder. Without an audience he managed to curse the air, the realm within the aether.

He may have had multiple demons cast out during that first exorcism, which lasted for over an hour.

I would say it was terrifying at first, except I came to realize I really had the upper hand...which then seemed more a battle of minds, holding my ground, sometimes challenging them. I used nothing but words and prayer, with the Bible lying close by just because.

The first instance held for a number of years, during which time he put down the bottle for good, rarely drinking anything other than beer. Yet, as enough beer has similar effects as hard liquor, every so often that portal would open. I learned that all I really needed to do was hold him down, while telling the entity to leave. At times it was not so simple, yet, it worked every time.

In his case, he had been abused by a priest in his youth, a period in his life he rarely had the where-with-all to speak about. Yet, I knew. So I used this as the basis of my challenge, stating emphatically that this man could no longer be used as a channel of entry. That he was now purified by love and respect, and YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED.

One time, when I realized it was happening again, I ran to him while saying: "Oh no you don't!!" Grabbing both of his arms while staring into --no, through-- his glassy eyes, I pretty much said: HE IS NOT YOURS, HE'S MINE!!

That may have been the last time this happened. Perhaps they gave up on him, or, maybe it just stopped once he developed brain cancer...I couldn't say. All I know is, demons can be cast out.

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Do not suffer any longer from your trial. Understand your own power, to ensure the portal cannot open.

I wish you success, and, peace.

hf

Last Edited by Esoteric Morgan on 02/05/2013 11:19 AM
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
Hmm, the Sons of Sceva also tried to perform an exorcism in the Book of Acts 19:13-16.

Something to the effect of they tried to get the demon out by mimicking what Paul had done. And the demon responded; "yeah, I know Paul and I know Jesus; but who the fuck are you?" And then he beat the crap out of them. Why? Because they had no authority.

Learn your lessons well.
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i never said it didn't work.

i just said iv been facing the repercussions ever since... whoever is in the spiritual world def. knows of me now.
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02/05/2013 11:31 AM
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
Hmm, the Sons of Sceva also tried to perform an exorcism in the Book of Acts 19:13-16.

Something to the effect of they tried to get the demon out by mimicking what Paul had done. And the demon responded; "yeah, I know Paul and I know Jesus; but who the fuck are you?" And then he beat the crap out of them. Why? Because they had no authority.

Learn your lessons well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361887


i never said it didn't work.

i just said iv been facing the repercussions ever since... whoever is in the spiritual world def. knows of me now.
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Now after you die Gods gonna find out sooner, so you won't be able to hide in heaven more than a couple hours till he gets word of it.
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Contact me if you need deliverance from demons.

We cast out devils in Jesus Christ Name and teach people how to do deliverance. MARK 16:17 ministry
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Re: i tried to perform an exorcism on a friend..
you dont need that priests k-y jelly

just use a chainsaw some whiskey & some firecrackers

that's what ya call old school exorcisms

gets the devil out every time

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