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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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We are in a crazy world.Thank God for good people.
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Well then...
- Me
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I don't understand. Was this on TV what the hell is this? Why are they airing all the "fucks"? What the hell?
"I fear not the insane. I fear the ones who believe there is such a thing as normal."
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02/04/2013 04:20 PM
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Waz de heck!

He hit him in the head 3 times with a hatchet !!!
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A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The story goes like this: After ramming his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno and pinning him to his utility truck, an unidentified man attempted to make things much worse by exiting his vehicle and physically pulling on the injured worker.

Tanya Baker, an eyewitness, saw the man walk back to his car and tried to stop him, only to have him turn around and try to smother her with a bear hug.

"He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us," she told the local Fox affiliate, KMPH, "but we have to get - he used the n-word, meaning the black people — he said we need to get them off the earth."

Enter Kai, who was hitching a ride with Racist Jesus at the time of the accident.

Read FULL:
[link to gawker.com]
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02/04/2013 04:37 PM
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SEE, JESUS SAVES. LIVING PROOF JESUS IS HERE TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD. RELIGITARDOS NEED TO BE WORSHIPPING THIS JESUS DUDE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOUR SAVIOR JESUS TARDS. KISS HIS FEET AND DO HIS NAILS, LOVE HIM AND PRAY WITH HIM TILL HE CRUSHES YOUR SKULL AND SENDS YOU TO HEAVEN.
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02/04/2013 04:43 PM

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Kai is the NOBODY!!! 5a
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02/04/2013 04:48 PM
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kai=the messiah...lets follow him!!! and be like him.
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02/04/2013 04:54 PM
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I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.
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kai=the messiah...lets follow him!!! and be like him.
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I hate trust fund "homeless" crusties.
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Today?

That's the craziest story I've ever heard in my life!
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02/04/2013 05:13 PM
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SEE, JESUS SAVES. LIVING PROOF JESUS IS HERE TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD. RELIGITARDOS NEED TO BE WORSHIPPING THIS JESUS DUDE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOUR SAVIOR JESUS TARDS. KISS HIS FEET AND DO HIS NAILS, LOVE HIM AND PRAY WITH HIM TILL HE CRUSHES YOUR SKULL AND SENDS YOU TO HEAVEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036


He could have said he was Rasputin and you would believe him....you hate God and you despise Jesus Christ....warfare....humans only copy. Spiritual Warfare and the crescendo may get louder...it is really up to you!
SSERAL

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02/04/2013 05:18 PM
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Fuck yeah Kai!
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02/04/2013 05:28 PM
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knarly!

The video will be hard to edit though, for T.V.

5*
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02/04/2013 05:31 PM
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[link to www.fresnobee.com]
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02/04/2013 05:35 PM
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This is crying out for one of those autotune remix thingies that folk do.

I take it this wasn't broadcast live on air and has somehow made it's way onto the intermawebs??
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02/04/2013 05:36 PM
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Here's some thorough coverage.

[link to www.opposingviews.com]

No one died. Bad guy in custody.

Surfer-dude is a hero!
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02/04/2013 05:40 PM
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Fuck yeah Kai!
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+1
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Straight out of Dogg Town!
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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Your loss, man!
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02/04/2013 05:46 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
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02/04/2013 06:05 PM
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Imagine the police report. I wonder if the cops drew straws to see who would get stuck taking his statement.

But in all seriousness... this inarticulate surfer rocks.
Don't be afraid to let go.
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I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!
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02/04/2013 06:06 PM
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Fuckin-a
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
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Nice, I tried posting this yesterday, crazy story.

Plot twist; Kai is jesus
Thread: Jeesus attacks

Last Edited by Cloud Hidden on 02/04/2013 06:08 PM

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