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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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The coo coo guy was possessed, end of discussion.
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what if Kai gave him some bath salts and he freaked out? CONSPIRACY
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It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened.

I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it.

Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy?
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fuckin' gnarly bro, so i like, you know, snapped him with the fuckin' hatchet and you know, dissed him some love, whilst he fuckin' wailed about, you know, fuckin' pumpin' some biatch in somewhere.. and fuck... anyhoos... someone got a fuckin', gnalry board and wetsuit lemmie know, cause like, we could pump some fucking waves... and some like, you know cones as well..... i can fruit pick.....


oh, he was jesus by the way, so i fuckin' you know, nailed him for that one as well, so the cops like, you know, let me go, cause i'm like, mellow and chillaxin' man....

i think that's what he said..... try and google translate it maybe?....
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You did good.
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this "surfer" is a phony.

perfect teeth
perfect complextion
great hair
white
very intelligent (was acting like a "fake surfer")
clothes were brand new
all his gear was brand new

wake up people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33419367


I know a lot of surfers like what you just described. I rented a room from a hard working Viet Nam vet/surfer and his wife for three years.

I wouldn't give my real name and age to a news reporter either. Smart dude.
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na that dude aint a spook, he mentioned some railrider surfer lingo that real hitchhiker dirtykid's can recognize. He was just trying to make sure he wouldnt end up in jail. covering his ass a lil bit, but not a shill.
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This is NOT an insane story!

I happen to be there done that in this neighborhood. Back in my day, there was a dude who was super-high on uppers with the biggest switch blade that I had ever imagined.

He was about to kill the manager of a bar where I was a bartender/bouncer with four years experience in the martial arts.

God was kind to both of us.

This dude was driven to the local hospital by one of the bartenders working behind the bar where he was given 17 stitches in the back of his head which was caused by a Volkswagen tire iron that I hit him with 9 times in the back of his head.

The police found out about this and actually came to the bar in plain clothes when his friends stopped by to take out his revenge. They didn't have anything to do, though because someone came running into the Karate School (4 doors down) and announced that the guys friends were at the bar waiting for me to come in.

The sensei ended class early and ask all of the upper belts to come to the bar and sit by the door.

The sensei then went over to the three guys at the bar (who were so obvious, omg!) and introduced himself while giving two of them a VERY sincere tap on their shoulders. They couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Following them were the two plain clothes officers who were wearing sports jackets and ties.

The REAL most insane story here is that my brother-in-law who is a retire police officer told me that, if he were there, he would have locked my up for what I did.

And the most insane story after that is that he told me that, instead of protecting the manager of the bar, I should have called the police!!!!!


THAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING THAT I HAVE EVER IMAGINED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the real world insanity, folks!

The day may come in this country when you're given the death for stopping your own child from being killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened.

I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it.

Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33712436


fuckin' gnarly bro, so i like, you know, snapped him with the fuckin' hatchet and you know, dissed him some love, whilst he fuckin' wailed about, you know, fuckin' pumpin' some biatch in somewhere.. and fuck... anyhoos... someone got a fuckin', gnalry board and wetsuit lemmie know, cause like, we could pump some fucking waves... and some like, you know cones as well..... i can fruit pick.....


oh, he was jesus by the way, so i fuckin' you know, nailed him for that one as well, so the cops like, you know, let me go, cause i'm like, mellow and chillaxin' man....

i think that's what he said..... try and google translate it maybe?....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


lmao

Ok so I understood what I could understand...crazy story.
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na that dude aint a spook, he mentioned some railrider surfer lingo that real hitchhiker dirtykid's can recognize. He was just trying to make sure he wouldnt end up in jail. covering his ass a lil bit, but not a shill.
 Quoting: Lole Ibn Plutoon


Totally agree!
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Young kids in America get free dental if they are on welfare-to include braces.

What a farce...even in the UK & all of their social crap-they don't make the kids with crooked teeth get braces...In America-I've got well over 10 grand in my daughter's teeth, my 11yr old is up next-he's got a kids on welfare in his class with braces-paid by taxpayers-complete bullshit.
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Anyways - thanks for the "translation" - but I feel bad. He said he has no family?

Maybe Angelina Jolie would like to adopt him? He seems like a nice kid.

chuckle
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


This is NOT an insane story!

I happen to be there done that in this neighborhood. Back in my day, there was a dude who was super-high on uppers with the biggest switch blade that I had ever imagined.

He was about to kill the manager of a bar where I was a bartender/bouncer with four years experience in the martial arts.

God was kind to both of us.

This dude was driven to the local hospital by one of the bartenders working behind the bar where he was given 17 stitches in the back of his head which was caused by a Volkswagen tire iron that I hit him with 9 times in the back of his head.

The police found out about this and actually came to the bar in plain clothes when his friends stopped by to take out his revenge. They didn't have anything to do, though because someone came running into the Karate School (4 doors down) and announced that the guys friends were at the bar waiting for me to come in.

The sensei ended class early and ask all of the upper belts to come to the bar and sit by the door.

The sensei then went over to the three guys at the bar (who were so obvious, omg!) and introduced himself while giving two of them a VERY sincere tap on their shoulders. They couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Following them were the two plain clothes officers who were wearing sports jackets and ties.

The REAL most insane story here is that my brother-in-law who is a retire police officer told me that, if he were there, he would have locked my up for what I did.

And the most insane story after that is that he told me that, instead of protecting the manager of the bar, I should have called the police!!!!!


THAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING THAT I HAVE EVER IMAGINED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the real world insanity, folks!

The day may come in this country when you're given the death for stopping your own child from being killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: RockHall


pretty wild story dude.. i have one of my one, but i digress from yours.... ;)

put it this way... crims will crim.... but mostly only in numbers...

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


Poor acting, get so annoyed with these rasta wanna be foul-mouth types. Prime example of why the rest of the world thinks everyone from the Americas(CA/US/SA) are mentally dysfunctional because idiots and muts like this is all they see of us, and unfortunately guys like this are actually wondering around the states.
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Kai's a superhero. Bump and please pin.
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It was perma-pinned.

Thanks for all the replies people!

Rock on Kai!
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Why is everyone hating on this guy and/or calling this fake or set-up?
Watch the full 5 minute video and listen to what he says in the beginning.

Kai is obviously authentic. He's talking about everyone being worth something and having a place in the world, and he obviously made a great example of that with his actions here.

If this was shillery or fake, why would he bother to start off his interview with statements like that? If they were pushing an agenda, that wouldn't matter, he would just jump right into hippy surfer bro mode and start cussing and talking nonsense about the confrontation.

And then he ends his interview with a very poignant reality about his life, that he has no one who cares about him and he simply did the right thing because he was in the right place at the right time. This kid obviously knows what's up and he may be a big lost on the journey of life right now, but at least he's searching. Unlike some of you deluded, hateful whackos who are calling this all a conspiracy.

Seriously, folks, get away from GLP for awhile and step outside.
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I feel Kai is a Very advanced soul. I'm really impressed with him.

He's just Great!

hf
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smash smash smmASHHHH
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smash smash smmASHHHH
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Rock on, Kai! flower
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Gives his last name in this vid.


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