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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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Ok then
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In the spirit of the video that was "fucking awesome Dude!"
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[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

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what the shit...bump
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02/04/2013 06:16 PM
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Imagine the police report. I wonder if the cops drew straws to see who would get stuck taking his statement.

But in all seriousness... this inarticulate surfer rocks.
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LOL! On point this post is.
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I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.
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laugh
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Sounds like Jay, but with a heart and skills.
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I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!
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Yep, no last name either, Kai is crazy, like a fox.
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02/04/2013 06:21 PM
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He's acting. It must be a viral or something.
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bumpclappalmao

Straight out of Dogg Town!
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BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
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02/04/2013 06:22 PM
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SEE, JESUS SAVES. LIVING PROOF JESUS IS HERE TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD. RELIGITARDOS NEED TO BE WORSHIPPING THIS JESUS DUDE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOUR SAVIOR JESUS TARDS. KISS HIS FEET AND DO HIS NAILS, LOVE HIM AND PRAY WITH HIM TILL HE CRUSHES YOUR SKULL AND SENDS YOU TO HEAVEN.
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Your extremely ignorant..Kai never said he was Jesus.. it was the blackman! Fuckin reGard
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02/04/2013 06:24 PM
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
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A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The story goes like this: After ramming his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno and pinning him to his utility truck, an unidentified man attempted to make things much worse by exiting his vehicle and physically pulling on the injured worker.

Tanya Baker, an eyewitness, saw the man walk back to his car and tried to stop him, only to have him turn around and try to smother her with a bear hug.

"He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us," she told the local Fox affiliate, KMPH, "but we have to get - he used the n-word, meaning the black people — he said we need to get them off the earth."

Enter Kai, who was hitching a ride with Racist Jesus at the time of the accident.

Read FULL:
[link to gawker.com]
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Bravo.

Best re-tell EVER.
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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god forbid someone not sound exactly like you, prick
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what hapend i cant watch it
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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god forbid someone not sound exactly like you, prick
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says the guy with negative karma, people dont like you for a reason
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About time this got pinned!!

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It IS the Nobody!!!! 5a
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ban hatchets
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"Smash,smash,SMASH!! yeah"
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I would hang with Kai any time! He's one gnarly dude! Love em!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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02/04/2013 06:28 PM
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He's living the life. I wonder what his source of income is?
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give the man a Medal and a award plus some cash
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Cool story but why is this super pinned?

A homeless dude hits a crazy dude over the head with a hatchet. mmmmmkay
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02/04/2013 06:29 PM
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Whoooo!

I got a pin..thanks!
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That guy's a real sovereign, and that's cool. I was wondering when a sovereign would make a MSM debut :P.

The use of "Policy enforcers", his inability to produce a last name and a D.O.B. confirm this.

Groovy guy Kai!
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Nice, I tried posting this yesterday, crazy story.

Plot twist; Kai is jesus
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What? Your second video doesn't play. The guy claiming to be Jesus was the one driving the vehicle later to be hatched in the head by surfer boy. Not surfer boy himself.
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Cool story but why is this super pinned?

A homeless dude hits a crazy dude over the head with a hatchet. mmmmmkay
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Super pinned?

Double Whoooo double thanks!
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I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!
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Trolololol
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I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.
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