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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!
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Trolololol
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I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.
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cheers
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
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are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
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02/04/2013 06:32 PM
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Woah....5a
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wow!
+++ with a bunny hat +++
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02/04/2013 06:33 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


He could have picked you up by the ankles, swung you around and around over his head, and used your solid, rock-like skull as a bludgeon, I suppose.

But you weren't there.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


yea someone should ban you.
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LOVED the opening line.

Before I say anything else I want to say...no matter what you've done, you deserve respect. Even if you make mistakes, you're lovable, and it doesn't matter, your looks, skills or age, your size or anything. You're worthwhile.

Nobody can ever take that away from you.

clappa clappa clappa
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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Are you the controlled opposition that is supposed to make the conversation fantastic? You know, someone so wrong and stupid we can all get off on how ridiculous you are.
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


If some 300 pound "DUDE" was squeezing the life outta me - Yah - I'd appreciate someone coming up and saving my life by hatcheting the "dude" on the head! I would hug Kai for that! (and get him to a place where he could surf!)

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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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im not treating him like a hero dude. one less jesus imitating asshole in the world we have to worry about. glad someone delt with him now before he started raping more kids!
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so a homeless man beat jesus unconscious with a hatchet
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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The guy didn't die, dumbass.

Calm down.
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I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.
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rockon
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That guy's a real sovereign, and that's cool. I was wondering when a sovereign would make a MSM debut :P.

The use of "Policy enforcers", his inability to produce a last name and a D.O.B. confirm this.

Groovy guy Kai!
 Quoting: Jaid0gz


That's exactly what I thought!! Sounds like he's also (or thinks he has) been disowned by his family. Lets hope this gets them back together.
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Truth is stranger than fiction. Like right of a Quentin Tarantino script.
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This guy, despite his appearance and language...which whatever--he's a roamer like Jesus--could totally be like what Jesus would be like today.

Seriously.

Think about it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction. Like right of a Quentin Tarantino script.
bump
 Quoting: stillhere


SO true.
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You Got Family Right Herre Brother
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I know one thing, after that interview, he's not going to have to worry about money ever again.
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This guy, despite his appearance and language...which whatever--he's a roamer like Jesus--could totally be like what Jesus would be like today.

Seriously.

Think about it.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


:jesusgun:
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


He needs a hatchet.
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somebody buy this stoner a new surf board.

5 stars
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So, he split old dudes head open with a hatchet and then old dude goes over to masturbate infront of the school across the street?

WTF was this guy on? Another MK-ultra freak!
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This guy is so genuine. its like he has totally shed his ego.
Lives in the moment. wow.
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So, he split old dudes head open with a hatchet and then old dude goes over to masturbate infront of the school across the street?

WTF was this guy on? Another MK-ultra freak!
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rofl
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Make this a smiley............
[link to imgflip.com]
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He probably doesnt have a full name a birth certificate or anything. So they cant charge him with anything in court if they wanted to.

A freeman!
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


He could have picked you up by the ankles, swung you around and around over his head, and used your solid, rock-like skull as a bludgeon, I suppose.

But you weren't there.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


yea someone should ban you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


For not making sure you were there?

Possibly.

I do feel a little responsible.

I'll try to make sure you are the available tool at the next attempted vehicular homicide scene.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
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Kai is awesome.
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This guy, despite his appearance and language...which whatever--he's a roamer like Jesus--could totally be like what Jesus would be like today.

Seriously.

Think about it.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


:jesusgun:
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


He needs a hatchet.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


I'm not a miracle worker or an artist.
You'll take the AR15 Jesus and you'll like it.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


I like it.

I'm just picky.

It'll do.

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