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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
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02/04/2013 07:07 PM
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at 2:30 he's lying when he says he "can't call" his age.
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
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another do
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02/04/2013 07:10 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


Yeah. But, KMPH FOX is the same source for the story.
And FOX news can invent the news. They can make up stories, it is not against the law.

Got an independent source for this?
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02/04/2013 07:11 PM
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
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02/04/2013 07:13 PM
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Someone give that guy a wet suit...

cool2
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02/04/2013 07:14 PM

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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
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If some 300 pound "DUDE" was squeezing the life outta me - Yah - I'd appreciate someone coming up and saving my life by hatcheting the "dude" on the head! I would hug Kai for that! (and get him to a place where he could surf!)

~ Haarpy
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


so he would have to hatchet the dude??? nothing else but a hatchet to the back of the head would make things better? FYI this takes place in CA, not a 4th world country where everyone survives by killing shit with hatchets multiple people were in the area, god gave us a blessing known as hands we can use them to unclap things that apply way more than 300 lbs of pressure the dude obviously doesnt have much of a brain either, I dont know if your from Cali but I am there are TONS of kids like this, pathological liars, you can see it in his facial expressions, this is a total BS story and were praising a drug-ridden hobo for smashing a guys skull in with a hatchet, the only thing worth taking out of this video is the opening line, the rest is ridiculous violence-promoting bullshit. as if we didn't have enough reasons to be weary of hitch-hikers
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You use the tools at your disposal. If he had had a baseball bat, he probably would have used it. If he'd a gun, used that.

I'm a 100 lb woman, you think me punching a 300 lb man is doing to do jack shit to get him to stop crushing another woman? Fat chance.

But shooting him in the face, or cracking his skull with a hatchet would stop crazy whackjobs.

Like I said, you use the tools at your disposal.
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02/04/2013 07:15 PM
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kai the destroyer for president.Glad to see atleast someone had the balls to wack the insane freak.
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02/04/2013 07:17 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
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except that no one died asshole.
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02/04/2013 07:17 PM
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did he died?
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02/04/2013 07:18 PM
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did he died?
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Stop! Just stop it now! I want off this damn rock.
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


Whoa.
Il n'est pire aveugle que celui qui ne veut pas voir.

11:11
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Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The day's divinity
First thing you see.
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02/04/2013 07:19 PM
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Kai killed Jesus?
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Kai from WV has def made the big time on GLP!

We're proud of you Kai!
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:kai: the lone smasher
Someone had blunder'd. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die.
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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Same here.
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02/04/2013 07:20 PM
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smash smash smash
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02/04/2013 07:21 PM
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I'm a homeless hitchhiker and if you ever are attacked I will defend you. Hitching from Texas to Oregon right now. Actually I'm eating a sandwhich. But tomorrow I'm hitchhiking to Oregon. Love the road dogs!
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Well.......ermm.........don't forget your hatchet?
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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The dude pined a dude with a car for 0 reason.

Immediate lose of life possible.

Force equal to force.

Kai did the right thing.
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02/04/2013 07:22 PM
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He's living the life. I wonder what his source of income is?
 Quoting: Smitty


Really?

You wonder?

I'm square as fuck and I know exactly what his source of income is.

bonghit
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Probly the acid he was trippin on that he gave to "Jesus" as well. to pay him for the "ride".

But Jesus.. couldn't handle his trip.
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


If some 300 pound "DUDE" was squeezing the life outta me - Yah - I'd appreciate someone coming up and saving my life by hatcheting the "dude" on the head! I would hug Kai for that! (and get him to a place where he could surf!)

~ Haarpy
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


so he would have to hatchet the dude??? nothing else but a hatchet to the back of the head would make things better? FYI this takes place in CA, not a 4th world country where everyone survives by killing shit with hatchets multiple people were in the area, god gave us a blessing known as hands we can use them to unclap things that apply way more than 300 lbs of pressure the dude obviously doesnt have much of a brain either, I dont know if your from Cali but I am there are TONS of kids like this, pathological liars, you can see it in his facial expressions, this is a total BS story and were praising a drug-ridden hobo for smashing a guys skull in with a hatchet, the only thing worth taking out of this video is the opening line, the rest is ridiculous violence-promoting bullshit. as if we didn't have enough reasons to be weary of hitch-hikers
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Go fuck yourself...start a petition to ban me too dumb ass.
CreationPoetique

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02/04/2013 07:23 PM

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Becomes a meme in 5....4....3....
Il n'est pire aveugle que celui qui ne veut pas voir.

11:11
Awake.
Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The day's divinity
First thing you see.
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
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are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
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YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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Too bad you weren't "jesus"
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Get thee a grip, people.
This is just another "FOX exclusive" (aka Fake news story).
Don't know why the Bee picked it up.

Their level of reporting and fact checking is on par with the Newtown Bee, no doubt.
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation.
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He's living the life. I wonder what his source of income is?
 Quoting: Smitty


Really?

You wonder?

I'm square as fuck and I know exactly what his source of income is.

bonghit
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Probly the acid he was trippin on that he gave to "Jesus" as well. to pay him for the "ride".

But Jesus.. couldn't handle his trip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


Even so,

He's a pederast.

He deserved the hatchet.
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11:11
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Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The day's divinity
First thing you see.
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Well, that video certainly lives up to the thread title.
A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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lolcat11
Il n'est pire aveugle que celui qui ne veut pas voir.

11:11
Awake.
Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The day's divinity
First thing you see.
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This guy, despite his appearance and language...which whatever--he's a roamer like Jesus--could totally be like what Jesus would be like today.

Seriously.

Think about it.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


:jesusgun:
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Jesus would not be so much of a blasphemer to put an AK74 brake on an AR-15!
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Kai is not homeless , kai is home free. Surfs up .

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