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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
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except that no one died asshole.
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did he died?
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did he died?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33573284


Stop! Just stop it now! I want off this damn rock.
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


Whoa.
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02/04/2013 07:19 PM
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Kai killed Jesus?
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02/04/2013 07:19 PM
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Kai from WV has def made the big time on GLP!

We're proud of you Kai!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


:kai: the lone smasher
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


Same here.
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smash smash smash
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I'm a homeless hitchhiker and if you ever are attacked I will defend you. Hitching from Texas to Oregon right now. Actually I'm eating a sandwhich. But tomorrow I'm hitchhiking to Oregon. Love the road dogs!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5205413




Well.......ermm.........don't forget your hatchet?
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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02/04/2013 07:21 PM
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The dude pined a dude with a car for 0 reason.

Immediate lose of life possible.

Force equal to force.

Kai did the right thing.
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He's living the life. I wonder what his source of income is?
 Quoting: Smitty


Really?

You wonder?

I'm square as fuck and I know exactly what his source of income is.

bonghit
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Probly the acid he was trippin on that he gave to "Jesus" as well. to pay him for the "ride".

But Jesus.. couldn't handle his trip.
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


If some 300 pound "DUDE" was squeezing the life outta me - Yah - I'd appreciate someone coming up and saving my life by hatcheting the "dude" on the head! I would hug Kai for that! (and get him to a place where he could surf!)

~ Haarpy
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


so he would have to hatchet the dude??? nothing else but a hatchet to the back of the head would make things better? FYI this takes place in CA, not a 4th world country where everyone survives by killing shit with hatchets multiple people were in the area, god gave us a blessing known as hands we can use them to unclap things that apply way more than 300 lbs of pressure the dude obviously doesnt have much of a brain either, I dont know if your from Cali but I am there are TONS of kids like this, pathological liars, you can see it in his facial expressions, this is a total BS story and were praising a drug-ridden hobo for smashing a guys skull in with a hatchet, the only thing worth taking out of this video is the opening line, the rest is ridiculous violence-promoting bullshit. as if we didn't have enough reasons to be weary of hitch-hikers
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Go fuck yourself...start a petition to ban me too dumb ass.
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02/04/2013 07:23 PM
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Becomes a meme in 5....4....3....
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02/04/2013 07:23 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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Too bad you weren't "jesus"
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02/04/2013 07:23 PM
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Get thee a grip, people.
This is just another "FOX exclusive" (aka Fake news story).
Don't know why the Bee picked it up.

Their level of reporting and fact checking is on par with the Newtown Bee, no doubt.
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation.
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02/04/2013 07:24 PM
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He's living the life. I wonder what his source of income is?
 Quoting: Smitty


Really?

You wonder?

I'm square as fuck and I know exactly what his source of income is.

bonghit
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Probly the acid he was trippin on that he gave to "Jesus" as well. to pay him for the "ride".

But Jesus.. couldn't handle his trip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


Even so,

He's a pederast.

He deserved the hatchet.
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Well, that video certainly lives up to the thread title.
A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum.
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02/04/2013 07:25 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33698669


:lolcat11:
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This guy, despite his appearance and language...which whatever--he's a roamer like Jesus--could totally be like what Jesus would be like today.

Seriously.

Think about it.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


:jesusgun:
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Jesus would not be so much of a blasphemer to put an AK74 brake on an AR-15!
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Kai is not homeless , kai is home free. Surfs up .
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02/04/2013 07:27 PM
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


bump
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111





FYI

NOBODY DIED



A passenger in the 55-year-old's car ended the assault when he hit the man on the back of the head at least once with a hatchet.

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

Read more here: [link to www.fresnobee.com]

Last Edited by Will Munny on 02/04/2013 07:30 PM
In vino veritas
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He could have picked you up by the ankles, swung you around and around over his head, and used your solid, rock-like skull as a bludgeon, I suppose.

But you weren't there.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


yea someone should ban you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


For not making sure you were there?

Possibly.

I do feel a little responsible.

I'll try to make sure you are the available tool at the next attempted vehicular homicide scene.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
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LOL.. hey everyone.. look, we have a genuine crybaby here!
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02/04/2013 07:29 PM
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Kai = 99% of GLP

peace
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he actually looks stoned the way the guy of that vice documentary about devils breath was.

he mentions another story about being at some orchards

he even tried to run off

"its like the guy didnt have any breath in him"

sorry about making a conspiracy out of a minor event but the bad guy might have been mk'd by the hitchhiker
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yea someone should ban you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


For not making sure you were there?

Possibly.

I do feel a little responsible.

I'll try to make sure you are the available tool at the next attempted vehicular homicide scene.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


LOL.. hey everyone.. look, we have a genuine crybaby here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


way to show you shouldn't be on this forum, worthless comment is worthless, everybody look a guy that can make a worthless destructive comment, keep working that brain bubb.
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the only thing "heroic" was the opening line, the rest of it was utter bullshit and lies, if he truly believed every single person deserved respect he wouldnt have hurt the guy or said he would have killed him earlier, also if this was a black cracked out hobo you guys would be saying "throw him in the pin" just because he is a white stoner, (like 50% of GLP) you guys feel he is relateable and a hero, makes me sick how slighted people are on here, the kind of people that give this website a bad name, if your going to judge, read a script of the dialogue for its obvious to me most of you cant judge without your feelings and relations coming into play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


Huh??
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i'm not sure i would like to hang out with Kai.