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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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did he died?
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Stop! Just stop it now! I want off this damn rock.
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Right!?! this much stupid goes critical after a few pages.. run!
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Kai must not swing a hatchet very hard cause the dude is still alive, if I hit someone three times on the back of the head with a hatchet I'm pretty sure their brain matter would be running down their back.
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02/04/2013 07:36 PM
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


If some 300 pound "DUDE" was squeezing the life outta me - Yah - I'd appreciate someone coming up and saving my life by hatcheting the "dude" on the head! I would hug Kai for that! (and get him to a place where he could surf!)

~ Haarpy
 Quoting: *HAARP Lady*


so he would have to hatchet the dude??? nothing else but a hatchet to the back of the head would make things better? FYI this takes place in CA, not a 4th world country where everyone survives by killing shit with hatchets multiple people were in the area, god gave us a blessing known as hands we can use them to unclap things that apply way more than 300 lbs of pressure the dude obviously doesnt have much of a brain either, I dont know if your from Cali but I am there are TONS of kids like this, pathological liars, you can see it in his facial expressions, this is a total BS story and were praising a drug-ridden hobo for smashing a guys skull in with a hatchet, the only thing worth taking out of this video is the opening line, the rest is ridiculous violence-promoting bullshit. as if we didn't have enough reasons to be weary of hitch-hikers
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Go fuck yourself...start a petition to ban me too dumb ass.
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Me three cockbite!.. lol
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


Crazy incident all around. Good thing Kai was there to help the woman. So sad there are so many of these kids out there without a family to guide them or care about them. Urban nomads, unwanted children that are a product of dysfunctional families. They are generally good hearted but, without a real awareness on how to communicate without cussing nor do they have any sense regarding to their own future. Now is it; survival to tomorrow is the goal.
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02/04/2013 07:38 PM
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kai=the messiah...lets follow him!!! and be like him.
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I hate trust fund "homeless" crusties.
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He says he has no family and that he is dead to whatever family may be out there. Kind of sad. Guy seems pretty nice.
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02/04/2013 07:39 PM
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If you believe this story...you are retarded.
Totally fake, acting, bullshit.
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02/04/2013 07:39 PM
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They don't name the PG&E worker, they don't name the driver, and the guy telling the story is yukking it up with the reporter, gets to call himself Kai. Cool story, bro.

They claim the driver is in custody and say nothing about any injuries from his smash, Smash, SMASH with a hatchet.

Because the story is,100% faked.

Our media makes the news, if nothing else...fun.
It's bona fide infotainment.
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For not making sure you were there?

Possibly.

I do feel a little responsible.

I'll try to make sure you are the available tool at the next attempted vehicular homicide scene.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
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LOL.. hey everyone.. look, we have a genuine crybaby here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


way to show you shouldn't be on this forum, worthless comment is worthless, everybody look a guy that can make a worthless destructive comment, keep working that brain bubb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


sniff.. sniff.. go get mommy to powder your chafe.. warm you a bottle and tuck you in. it is past your bedtime crybaby.
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02/04/2013 07:40 PM
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


Well, he saved some people's life. He may talk like a hippy surfer but the guy know what is going on and acted fast. Hopefully someone finds him and gives him a place to stay and takes him surfing.
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Wow, what an awesome person!

I loved his opening statement too. YOU ARE WORTHWHILE.

He was more concerned about doing right, then for his own well being.

Sad his family doesnt love him.

5 stars!!!
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02/04/2013 07:42 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


damn you're stupid.

he didn't kill anyone, he hit the big guy with the blunt end of the hatchet. He is alive in police custody.

GET A CLUE MORAN
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


Oh my
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


LOL.. hey everyone.. look, we have a genuine crybaby here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


way to show you shouldn't be on this forum, worthless comment is worthless, everybody look a guy that can make a worthless destructive comment, keep working that brain bubb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


sniff.. sniff.. go get mommy to powder your chafe.. warm you a bottle and tuck you in. it is past your bedtime crybaby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33337354


im going to keep replying so you can get your account banned, someone will eventually see your comments, it amazes me you still havn't had one constructive thing to say, once again Kai thinks he killed the guy but police say otherwise? if thats not a big enough flag for you I dont know what is lmao... bsflag
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the actual news report from KMPH...Fresno News

Last Edited by CrazyBud on 02/04/2013 07:49 PM
There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...noli timere messorem
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so a homeless man beat jesus unconscious with a hatchet
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*laughs!* ;)
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


damn you're stupid.

he didn't kill anyone, he hit the big guy with the blunt end of the hatchet. He is alive in police custody.

GET A CLUE MORAN
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21709846


AM I THE MORAN? BRAH? Kai clearly thinks he has killed the guy, once again to another shillbot, maybe you should watch the video before you try commenting.
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Kai is not homeless , kai is home free. Surfs up .
 Quoting: the lone stranger 33698415


Fuck yeah Dude,...way Bitch'n!!





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My old pal, Tonto - to the rescue!

(and yes, he is a Sovereign National and not a corporate fiction with an SS # assigned to it!!)

[I don't think that hatchet-head died, for those calling Tonto a murderer - although, I've been known to be wrong... they said in one video that child rapist, bear-hugging, racist Jesus was taken into custody)
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02/04/2013 07:45 PM
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This my candidate:


Thread: Did Wineland and Haroche Steal Idea For 2012 Nobel Physics Prize?
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02/04/2013 07:45 PM
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IF you claim THIS to be fake...

riddle me this:

WHY???
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He should get free weed for life and a free pass to carry it, surfing and skateboard gear, a visit from Tony Hawk, and a room with a shower.
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02/04/2013 07:46 PM
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Well then...
 Quoting: K. Trout


Kay's story he can tell it any way he wants! Crazy... To bad about the no family part.
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


damn you're stupid.

he didn't kill anyone, he hit the big guy with the blunt end of the hatchet. He is alive in police custody.

GET A CLUE MORAN
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21709846



[link to www.youtube.com]
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SEE, JESUS SAVES. LIVING PROOF JESUS IS HERE TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD. RELIGITARDOS NEED TO BE WORSHIPPING THIS JESUS DUDE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOUR SAVIOR JESUS TARDS. KISS HIS FEET AND DO HIS NAILS, LOVE HIM AND PRAY WITH HIM TILL HE CRUSHES YOUR SKULL AND SENDS YOU TO HEAVEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036


He could have said he was Rasputin and you would believe him....you hate God and you despise Jesus Christ....warfare....humans only copy. Spiritual Warfare and the crescendo may get louder...it is really up to you!
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Don't feed the trolls or retards who do not know how to to caps off.
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Should have used the sharp end of the hatchet. Duh.....
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IF you claim THIS to be fake...

riddle me this:

WHY???
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


I think its real because its right before my eyes there is nothing fake about this, was he ACTING? was the story FALSE? possibly, who knows? Kai clearly believes he has killed the 300 lb man, and multiple reports say otherwise, what was Kai doing carrying around a hatchet in his hand? isn't that illegal? didn't he just get done hugging the man? if the man was jerking off across the street why is he in his car pinning people with it giving homeless people hugs?
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IF you claim THIS to be fake...

riddle me this:

WHY???
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


Not fake [link to www.youtube.com]
There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...noli timere messorem
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It's another false flag to take away our surfing and hatcheting rights. Soon we will be left with only bits of string.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


Crazy incident all around. Good thing Kai was there to help the woman. So sad there are so many of these kids out there without a family to guide them or care about them. Urban nomads, unwanted children that are a product of dysfunctional families. They are generally good hearted but, without a real awareness on how to communicate without cussing nor do they have any sense regarding to their own future. Now is it; survival to tomorrow is the goal.
 Quoting: Marisol


Good hearted with out any real awareness nor do they have any sense regarding his own future . Kia spends way more time in the moment then most . His future is the now moment . Performed correctly will take care of the future that never really arrives . His choice of words for his generation is not any differnt them the beat nicks , hippies , surfers , . How meny boxes are there ? He is on the Happy Trail . We all are .
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all im seeing is a murderer? whats so heroic about this guy? couldnt he have done somthing else rather than kill the guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


Uh, he didn't kill the guy, the Jesus guy is in custody..
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