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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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yea someone should ban you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


For not making sure you were there?

Possibly.

I do feel a little responsible.

I'll try to make sure you are the available tool at the next attempted vehicular homicide scene.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


your a prick, youve replied to my comments multiple times every single time having nothing constructive to say, you push your ill-minded, offensive, and completely irrelevant comments onto these forums and still come back with positive karma not once have I seen you formulate an intelligent idea, you only mock and pick on people as if it was your duty? are you one of those paid trollers from EU there was news about? I wouldn't doubt it, really tho i've gotten banned for calling someone self-righteous scum for posting pictures of their abbs on here, if you dont get banned for saying my skull should have been used as the weapon, im going to start a petition.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961




Hello 3961, and welcome to GLP. You must be a recent visitor. I say this because if you had been here for any amount of time, you would not be having the reaction which it appears that you are experiencing.

The Professor was just teasing you in an amusing sort of way. He was saying nothing which hasn't already been said ten thousand times (or more) here on GLP, usually in a much rougher and more direct way.

No doubt he was chiding you for not having read the article or watched the video before you commented. Otherwise you'd have known that no one was murdered, and in fact Kai was rather heroic in coming to the rescue of two different people.

As for your starting a petition to get the Professor banned, I'd counsel you to not waste your time or GLP's bandwidth. deadhorse

However, you go ahead and do whatever makes you happy! That's the beauty of GLP - if your feelings are getting hurt you can always go to another thread!

But if you're going to continue to visit, I'd suggest you acquire a thicker skin. Then it will become a lot more interesting and entertaining to participate in the interactions. Good luck!
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You're awesome dude! But don't ask me for a ride:)
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02/04/2013 08:42 PM
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SOMEBODY GIVE THAT BLOKE A JOB IN RADIO! HE'S AWESOME!!!!
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02/04/2013 08:43 PM
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white people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33354431


Front and present. What?
Anonymous Coward
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02/04/2013 08:45 PM
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Kai you can be my little brother dude any day of the f'en week! You are one awesome fearless dude in my book. Fucken props man!
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02/04/2013 08:49 PM
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I love this guy
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02/04/2013 08:51 PM

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A lot of people flipping out majeure lately.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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02/04/2013 08:52 PM
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A lot of people flipping out majeure lately.
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Kinda started to notice the upward trend of crazy after the Face Eating event.
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02/04/2013 08:54 PM
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This fall: "Hitching with Kai" comes to FOX TV.
Real life hitchhiker/super hero traveling the country and keeping society safe without the use of firearms. Watch as the cops give Kai carte blanche to take down the criminals. It's a new day, with a new world order and Kai's GOT YOUR BACK!
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02/04/2013 08:56 PM
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I love this video and want it to be real.

and not cry "viral hoax, etc etc"

Yet - wouldn't the News Anchor want the crime tape, wrecked car, etc - in the background?
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02/04/2013 08:58 PM
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IF you claim THIS to be fake...

riddle me this:

WHY???
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


For the same reason William Randolph Hearst faked the news.
To make money.

It sells newspapers. Or in this case ad revenue and clicks.

You should look up the landmark case FOX news won that gives them the right to fake the news.
It applies to all media.

I would say 90% or more stories are completely fake every single news day. Yahoo, MSM, cable, all of them do it, because they CAN.

Also it's propaganda and mind control for them to invent the world you think you live in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482838


where to start? Jessica Lynch, Pat Tillman....
IvantZtrooth

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02/04/2013 08:59 PM
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


god forbid someone not sound exactly like you, prick
 Quoting: IvantZtrooth


says the guy with negative karma, people dont like you for a reason
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


people dont like me because i dont kiss ass on here. if you're here to make friends then you have bigger problems than the conspiracies on this site.
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Rock on!!

rockon
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02/04/2013 09:07 PM
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jerkit
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


Get the dick out of your mouth and try thinking... surfer dude may have thought he killed him. YOU are a dumb cunt, obviously!

Let's see, Jesus was trying to kill two people and you wanted him in time out. Shut UP Jane you dumb cunt. THINK. Damn. Grow the fuck up and then come join us in the real world freak.
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02/04/2013 09:09 PM
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The guys not dead...
Kai prob just sees it that way because he put his all into it.
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02/04/2013 09:16 PM
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02/04/2013 09:16 PM
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


I'm happy for you. You were on the way to being a COMPLETE imbecile.
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02/04/2013 09:20 PM

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i got a mal, a wet suit and the beach for him.... dunno if i'd hang with him tho'....
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02/04/2013 09:21 PM
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This is crying out for one of those autotune remix thingies that folk do.

I take it this wasn't broadcast live on air and has somehow made it's way onto the intermawebs??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33438364


SEND this to MELODYSHEEP.COM that guy will make this a cult hit like THE UFO GUY , that song 's awesome

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02/04/2013 09:22 PM
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I'm guessing he used the rear/blunt side of the hatchet.
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02/04/2013 09:25 PM
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I love this video and want it to be real.

and not cry "viral hoax, etc etc"

Yet - wouldn't the News Anchor want the crime tape, wrecked car, etc - in the background?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21022932


He did doofus. Look back a couple of pages where I posted the final edit that made the news. Not faked. 100% legit.
Éireann
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02/04/2013 09:30 PM

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Wow!

He's a paladin with really bad language, but a paladin none-the-less!

WTG, Ki!
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02/04/2013 09:34 PM

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Everyday with Kai.

Fucking I'd watch that.
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Me too! Love him.
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02/04/2013 09:35 PM
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charles manson was a homeless, stoner, murderer too...
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02/04/2013 09:36 PM
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Justify killing one man, and you can justify killing any man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


are you serious dude? what was he supposed to do? let him go on a killing rampage? you are a dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20556685


YOU are the dumbass, this clown got away with murder, he was probably high as fuck and couldnt use his brain on how to react any grown man knows you dont have to kill a man if hes grabbin on a chick all you do is start throwin blows he said he beat a guy up before for beatin on a chick why couldnt he do it in this situation?? hes no fucking hero, stop treating him like one, hes a fucking murderer.
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02/04/2013 09:38 PM
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He reminded me of Charles Manson in a way.

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A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The story goes like this: After ramming his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno and pinning him to his utility truck, an unidentified man attempted to make things much worse by exiting his vehicle and physically pulling on the injured worker.

Tanya Baker, an eyewitness, saw the man walk back to his car and tried to stop him, only to have him turn around and try to smother her with a bear hug.

"He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us," she told the local Fox affiliate, KMPH, "but we have to get - he used the n-word, meaning the black people — he said we need to get them off the earth."

Enter Kai, who was hitching a ride with Racist Jesus at the time of the accident.

Read FULL:
[link to gawker.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566027


Thank god Kyi was there to save the day. I'm both scared and happy that he did what he did. Because that man was going to hurt alot more people.
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Quote from Joseph Goebbels Hitlers propaganda man.
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when u have nothing to lose u have everything to gain
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charles manson was a homeless, stoner, murderer too...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


iamwith

Charles Manson didn't murder anyone!!!!
"To harm another, is to harm ones self." ~Socrates

"Love your brother like your soul, guard him like the pupil of your eye."


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bumpclappalmao

Straight out of Dogg Town!
 Quoting: Warrior of the Apocalypse


BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.

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