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The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

 
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Straight out of Dogg Town!
 Quoting: Warrior of the Apocalypse


BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.
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The worst way to spend a few minutes is, listening to this false garbage.
Unfortunatly too many dont see it for what it is.
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The worst way to spend a few minutes is, listening to this false garbage.
Unfortunatly too many dont see it for what it is.
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What about it is false?
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charles manson was a homeless, stoner, murderer too...
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iamwith

Charles Manson didn't murder anyone!!!!
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ohappy
neither did i!!!!!!
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you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961


This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out.

That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said.

[link to www.fresnobee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33659193


you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation.
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Get the dick out of your mouth and try thinking... surfer dude may have thought he killed him. YOU are a dumb cunt, obviously!

Let's see, Jesus was trying to kill two people and you wanted him in time out. Shut UP Jane you dumb cunt. THINK. Damn. Grow the fuck up and then come join us in the real world freak.
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Oh and to address you bolded concerns, don't quit your day job, bitch. "I" collected all the facts instead of shooting a wad BEFORE I had all the facts.
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bumpclappalmao

Straight out of Dogg Town!
 Quoting: Warrior of the Apocalypse


BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 33670548


shut up you BARNEY KOOK!
YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE.
idiot.
"gnarly" is right....
dork.
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bumpclappalmao

Straight out of Dogg Town!
 Quoting: Warrior of the Apocalypse


BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 33670548


shut up you BARNEY KOOK!
YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE.
idiot.
"gnarly" is right....
dork.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


chuckle
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this is so totally fake, dude.
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this is so totally fake, dude.
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it says FOX... must be true......

going viral on FB btw...... that says something like the first bit.....
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


this is so totally fake, dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8972082


The further links added to this thread would suggest that this was quite real.

Article:
[link to www.fresnobee.com]

News report:
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02/04/2013 10:00 PM
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I had to quit listening to him after 2 minutes....i was losing IQ points..
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your on GLP dumbshit your IQ doesnt exist anymore
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


this is so totally fake, dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8972082


The further links added to this thread would suggest that this was quite real.

Article:
[link to www.fresnobee.com]

News report:

 Quoting: GFX guy


That's hardly proof. Two shitty thrown together "news" productions and a short non descriptive article.

I mean, is he channeling Jay from Jay & Silent Bob? I don't buy this b.s for one second.

Looks like crises actors shit to me.
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This my candidate:


Thread: Did Wineland and Haroche Steal Idea For 2012 Nobel Physics Prize?
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wow

and I mean WOW
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31705964


this is so totally fake, dude.
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i am a surfer and i used to date guys like "this" growing up. i stopped dating these kind of idiot posers when one guy ate all my cat's deworming pills trying to get high. he didn't know what they were, but ate them anyway, then he freaked out when his pee turned purple.

totally gnar gnar bro.
rofl
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bumpclappalmao

Straight out of Dogg Town!
 Quoting: Warrior of the Apocalypse


BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 33670548


shut up you BARNEY KOOK!
YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE.
idiot.
"gnarly" is right....
dork.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


You're right. I'm not "from" Venice Beach. I lived on Hill St. in Santa Monica for 14 years. I'm "from" Chicago and moved there for work in the art dept. in the film business and fell in love with the place. Then I spent another 14 years in Santa Barbara. 'idiot", "dork", did I get under your skin? Lighten up.

Sorry I came off as "claiming" to be a surfer. I'm NOT! You EARN that. I wish I grew up near the ocean. I scuba, and I'm certified underwater search and rescue though. I should get *some* credit for that. From "BARNEY KOOK " you obviously are a surfer. I'm just fascinated by it. Seriously, lucky you. Now get off my back. Dork.
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02/04/2013 10:19 PM
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kai=the messiah...lets follow him!!! and be like him.
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loool the scene from forrest gump, aginst the wind running threw my head now xD seriously tho atleast this dude was there to get rid of that piece of shit.
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Theres like 10,000 "Kai's" in Santa Cruz. Dude's just like him! It doesn't surprise me that he wants to surf Mavericks and appears to be headed that way. The vortex of Santa Cruz is reeling him in like it does for every other wandering soul. He's almost home if hes currently in Fresno. Only a few hours to go.

Brings back memories of when I traveled From Santa Cruz to Key West on Gas Vouchers with ZERO cash. I made it there and back with no money at all. What a ride! So I can relate with Kai's life adventure.

Wild story, thanks for posting!
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BAN Surfer DUDES NoW!
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"Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time

If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger.

I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom.

"Gnarly" is right.

Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 33670548


shut up you BARNEY KOOK!
YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE.
idiot.
"gnarly" is right....
dork.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705


You're right. I'm not "from" Venice Beach. I lived on Hill St. in Santa Monica for 14 years. I'm "from" Chicago and moved there for work in the art dept. in the film business and fell in love with the place. Then I spent another 14 years in Santa Barbara. 'idiot", "dork", did I get under your skin? Lighten up.

Sorry I came off as "claiming" to be a surfer. I'm NOT! You EARN that. I wish I grew up near the ocean. I scuba, and I'm certified underwater search and rescue though. I should get *some* credit for that. From "BARNEY KOOK " you obviously are a surfer. I'm just fascinated by it. Seriously, lucky you. Now get off my back. Dork.
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im just happy you brought up the peppers, i got anthonys face tatted on my arm and the askerisk and song lyrics and stuff, even got autographed tshirt from anthony and a personal letter from Peggy Idema (his mom), pretty rad!

Playing basketball with Flea would be amazing! Even tripping out with John would be awesome.. Josh is eh...
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end
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you dudes are free to worship whoever or whatever you want...

that is the point... use your God-given free will and make a choice,,,

recognize that you are making a choice and that it might mean something.

:)
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It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened.

I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it.

Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy?
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Obama Just raped a baby to death At Bohemian Grove?
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It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened.

I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it.

Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy?
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He knows his age, its an internal clock, he wasn't always homeless lmao.. He strictly looks to the right at 2:30 when answering, read the micro-expressions, he just wants to be as invisible as possible I guess?
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Who'd have thought that could have happened in the land of fruits and nuts.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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this "surfer" is a phony.

perfect teeth
perfect complextion
great hair
white
very intelligent (was acting like a "fake surfer")
clothes were brand new
all his gear was brand new

wake up people.
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this "surfer" is a phony.

perfect teeth
perfect complextion
great hair
white
very intelligent (was acting like a "fake surfer")
clothes were brand new
all his gear was brand new

wake up people.
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maybe
you know
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Just the fact that he said hes from WV but has that cali accent, and I noticed the accent before even knowing where he was "from" based on the video, and I never been to the west coast ever lol
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It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened.

I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it.

Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy?
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fuckin' gnarly bro, so i like, you know, snapped him with the fuckin' hatchet and you know, dissed him some love, whilst he fuckin' wailed about, you know, fuckin' pumpin' some biatch in somewhere.. and fuck... anyhoos... someone got a fuckin', gnalry board and wetsuit lemmie know, cause like, we could pump some fucking waves... and some like, you know cones as well..... i can fruit pick.....


oh, he was jesus by the way, so i fuckin' you know, nailed him for that one as well, so the cops like, you know, let me go, cause i'm like, mellow and chillaxin' man....

i think that's what he said..... try and google translate it maybe?....

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 02/04/2013 10:50 PM
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Excellent!
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this "surfer" is a phony.

perfect teeth
perfect complextion
great hair
white
very intelligent (was acting like a "fake surfer")
clothes were brand new
all his gear was brand new

wake up people.
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I don't deny it but I just have to wonder WHY? The only agenda being pushed here is to not be a pussy and bash in the skulls of psychopaths.
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The coo coo guy was possessed, end of discussion.
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