The Most Insane News Story You'll See Today !!!

Imagine the police report. I wonder if the cops drew straws to see who would get stuck taking his statement.

But in all seriousness... this inarticulate surfer rocks.

I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.

I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!

Straight out of Dogg Town!

SEE, JESUS SAVES. LIVING PROOF JESUS IS HERE TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD. RELIGITARDOS NEED TO BE WORSHIPPING THIS JESUS DUDE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOUR SAVIOR JESUS TARDS. KISS HIS FEET AND DO HIS NAILS, LOVE HIM AND PRAY WITH HIM TILL HE CRUSHES YOUR SKULL AND SENDS YOU TO HEAVEN.

A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The story goes like this: After ramming his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno and pinning him to his utility truck, an unidentified man attempted to make things much worse by exiting his vehicle and physically pulling on the injured worker.

Tanya Baker, an eyewitness, saw the man walk back to his car and tried to stop him, only to have him turn around and try to smother her with a bear hug.

"He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us," she told the local Fox affiliate, KMPH, "but we have to get - he used the n-word, meaning the black people — he said we need to get them off the earth."

Enter Kai, who was hitching a ride with Racist Jesus at the time of the accident.

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[link to gawker.com]

god forbid someone not sound exactly like you, prick

Nice, I tried posting this yesterday, crazy story.

Plot twist; Kai is jesus
Thread: Jeesus attacks

Cool story but why is this super pinned?

A homeless dude hits a crazy dude over the head with a hatchet. mmmmmkay

I like how he calls the police "policy enforcers" cuz that's exactly what they are.

They don't uphold the law, they uphold rules and policies, WHICH ARE NOT LAW!

I would hope that if I'm ever man-loved by Racist Jesus that I get saved by the offspring of a Grateful Dead roadie wielding a hatchet.