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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33705819 United States 02/04/2013 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28903961 you must agree with me because you are jerking off to my comment? This one is totally a brain dead cunt. Can you not read? JESUS IS ALIVE.... now Shut the fuck up bitch! Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out. That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric Co. worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said. [link to www.fresnobee.com] you obviously didnt watch the video he blatently says, "Hes dead, gooood" maybe you should watch the video before you comment next time bubs, maybe I just found the first undeniable flaw with this video? Kai thinks the guys dead but officers say he isnt??? Way to try making a point but totally sucking at it tho brah, dont take any jobs in investigation. Get the dick out of your mouth and try thinking... surfer dude may have thought he killed him. YOU are a dumb cunt, obviously! Let's see, Jesus was trying to kill two people and you wanted him in time out. Shut UP Jane you dumb cunt. THINK. Damn. Grow the fuck up and then come join us in the real world freak. Oh and to address you bolded concerns, don't quit your day job, bitch. "I" collected all the facts instead of shooting a wad BEFORE I had all the facts. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18380705 United States 02/04/2013 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger. I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom. "Gnarly" is right. Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it. shut up you BARNEY KOOK! YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE. idiot. "gnarly" is right.... dork. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15737046 United States 02/04/2013 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger. I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom. "Gnarly" is right. Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it. shut up you BARNEY KOOK! YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE. idiot. "gnarly" is right.... dork. |
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Citizenperth User ID: 33499077 Australia 02/04/2013 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it says FOX... must be true...... going viral on FB btw...... that says something like the first bit..... It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
GFX guy User ID: 9776422 United States 02/04/2013 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The further links added to this thread would suggest that this was quite real. Article: [link to www.fresnobee.com] News report: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8972082 United States 02/04/2013 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The further links added to this thread would suggest that this was quite real. Article: [link to www.fresnobee.com] News report: That's hardly proof. Two shitty thrown together "news" productions and a short non descriptive article. I mean, is he channeling Jay from Jay & Silent Bob? I don't buy this b.s for one second. Looks like crises actors shit to me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32970891 United States 02/04/2013 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30942396 wow and I mean WOW |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18380705 United States 02/04/2013 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i am a surfer and i used to date guys like "this" growing up. i stopped dating these kind of idiot posers when one guy ate all my cat's deworming pills trying to get high. he didn't know what they were, but ate them anyway, then he freaked out when his pee turned purple. totally gnar gnar bro. |
Captain Spaulding User ID: 33670548 United States 02/04/2013 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger. I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom. "Gnarly" is right. Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it. shut up you BARNEY KOOK! YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE. idiot. "gnarly" is right.... dork. You're right. I'm not "from" Venice Beach. I lived on Hill St. in Santa Monica for 14 years. I'm "from" Chicago and moved there for work in the art dept. in the film business and fell in love with the place. Then I spent another 14 years in Santa Barbara. 'idiot", "dork", did I get under your skin? Lighten up. Sorry I came off as "claiming" to be a surfer. I'm NOT! You EARN that. I wish I grew up near the ocean. I scuba, and I'm certified underwater search and rescue though. I should get *some* credit for that. From "BARNEY KOOK " you obviously are a surfer. I'm just fascinated by it. Seriously, lucky you. Now get off my back. Dork. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9399003 United States 02/04/2013 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brings back memories of when I traveled From Santa Cruz to Key West on Gas Vouchers with ZERO cash. I made it there and back with no money at all. What a ride! So I can relate with Kai's life adventure. Wild story, thanks for posting! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33681987 United States 02/04/2013 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Dog Town" (Z-Town, the Zephyr boys) is Venice beach. I lived two blocks from there in a really nice house and went to the boardwalk almost every day that I had the time. Love it. Fun crazy people during the day, great restaurants at night. Used to see Anthony from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and play basketball with Flea there all the time If he can surf Mavericks, he's got HUGE huevos(!) and I don't doubt he'd attack a maniac to help a stranger. I saw Bobby Martinez and Kelly Slater drop in on 60 ft faces at Mavericks one day. It's like having a 6 story building chasing and falling on you if you get bombed while you're in the tube. Then you're inside an out-of-control washing machine and you don't know which way is up until you get slammed into really sharp rocks on the bottom. "Gnarly" is right. Surfers are unique in a great way. I think it was GMac who just dropped in on a 100 foot face in Portugal the other day. Only a small handful of people can surf the pipeline, Mavericks, or any other big waves around the world. And live to tell about it. shut up you BARNEY KOOK! YOU ARE NOT FROM VENICE. idiot. "gnarly" is right.... dork. You're right. I'm not "from" Venice Beach. I lived on Hill St. in Santa Monica for 14 years. I'm "from" Chicago and moved there for work in the art dept. in the film business and fell in love with the place. Then I spent another 14 years in Santa Barbara. 'idiot", "dork", did I get under your skin? Lighten up. Sorry I came off as "claiming" to be a surfer. I'm NOT! You EARN that. I wish I grew up near the ocean. I scuba, and I'm certified underwater search and rescue though. I should get *some* credit for that. From "BARNEY KOOK " you obviously are a surfer. I'm just fascinated by it. Seriously, lucky you. Now get off my back. Dork. im just happy you brought up the peppers, i got anthonys face tatted on my arm and the askerisk and song lyrics and stuff, even got autographed tshirt from anthony and a personal letter from Peggy Idema (his mom), pretty rad! Playing basketball with Flea would be amazing! Even tripping out with John would be awesome.. Josh is eh... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33712436 Egypt 02/04/2013 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened. I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it. Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33681987 United States 02/04/2013 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33712436 I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it. Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy? He knows his age, its an internal clock, he wasn't always homeless lmao.. He strictly looks to the right at 2:30 when answering, read the micro-expressions, he just wants to be as invisible as possible I guess? |
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Citizenperth User ID: 33499077 Australia 02/04/2013 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It seems an interesting story, but I didn't understand anything he said, I mean he said words and sentences but I couldn't make out the scenario of what happened. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33712436 I wouldn't want to be the police man to take his statement and try to make sense of it. Funny kid though and if he did save someone, good for him. But what's wrong with him? He has no last name, doesn't know his age and has no family? He seems stoned too. Poor guy? fuckin' gnarly bro, so i like, you know, snapped him with the fuckin' hatchet and you know, dissed him some love, whilst he fuckin' wailed about, you know, fuckin' pumpin' some biatch in somewhere.. and fuck... anyhoos... someone got a fuckin', gnalry board and wetsuit lemmie know, cause like, we could pump some fucking waves... and some like, you know cones as well..... i can fruit pick..... oh, he was jesus by the way, so i fuckin' you know, nailed him for that one as well, so the cops like, you know, let me go, cause i'm like, mellow and chillaxin' man.... i think that's what he said..... try and google translate it maybe?.... Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 02/04/2013 10:50 PM It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1043775 United States 02/04/2013 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this "surfer" is a phony. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33419367 perfect teeth perfect complextion great hair white very intelligent (was acting like a "fake surfer") clothes were brand new all his gear was brand new wake up people. I don't deny it but I just have to wonder WHY? The only agenda being pushed here is to not be a pussy and bash in the skulls of psychopaths. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21700750 United States 02/04/2013 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Agreed. Kai looks like a trustafarian hippie/surfer. His gear, clothes, hair, teeth, look too damn good. But WTF would he being doing in, of all places, Fresno? That said, it took place in Fresno...that right there tells me it's probably a true story. |