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there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

 
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there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa

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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
 Quoting: casio


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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
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Out with a bang instead of a whimper. Why not?
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
If birds can fly to the moon...

well... so can a bat...


thats where I'd go... to the moon


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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Get ready for the invasion.

Bugs. Machines.

Who knows.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Mastercard would be pointless, waste of time, Couch, beer and pizza.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would probably just move earth out of the way,
Will hopefully get lots of facebook likes for that.
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02/08/2013 01:43 PM
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
iamwithaye the fuck i'd max out my cards too And fry up a t-bone steak with fries and oven baked mushrooms, Dr Pepper. If i knew a dealer i'd try ticking a nice lump of puff and ya pretty much sit on my sofa and watch it strike wherever it strikes LIVE on somekind of news channel - would have a sly final tug too !
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02/08/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
max out my line of credit and spend it all at
[link to www.musemassagespa.com]
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
If birds can fly to the moon...

well... so can a bat...


thats where I'd go... to the moon


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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
 Quoting: casio


3 problems

mastercard would cease handing out free dosh

all food would be seized, and rationing would be implemented, with extreme prejudice.

sofas would be seized to build improvised shelters!

apart from that, cracking ideas!
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
get the popcorn out and enjoy the conspiracy theories.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Get ready for the invasion.

Bugs. Machines.

Who knows.
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Yes probably a huge ship coming in, not a meteor.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
First I would tell you to STFU and Sit down because you dont have a Clue what tech they hide from us.

Then I would start Screaming at the government that they have to show their cards or Doom is Imminent.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would try to find the difference between too and to.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would charge a vacation of a lifetime with my family!
One day each at each location .

Belize
Grand Canyon
The Great Barrier Reef
Northern Lights
Giza
Amazon Rainforest
Then back to Belize to enjoy my last day on earth on a hot beach with a cold drink ;)
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Stupid thread but I would prolly hug those around me and reassure people around me that it is OK and don't be afraid. I would also have lots of beer and snacks and spend what little i have on food i really enjoy myself as I prepare to be squished.

I would also send a psychic message to my old man to tell him to expect me when I pass on to thw other side.
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Mastercard would be pointless, waste of time, Couch, beer and pizza.
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How about a couch made with beer and pizza?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
If you don't enjoy what you do then you need to change your life...although I doubt my clients would be interested in getting out of debt and building wealth at that time, so I'd hang out at home with the kids...
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
 Quoting: casio


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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
 Quoting: casio


You are such a rebel.
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would charge a vacation of a lifetime with my family!
One day each at each location .

Belize
Grand Canyon
The Great Barrier Reef
Northern Lights
Giza
Amazon Rainforest
Then back to Belize to enjoy my last day on earth on a hot beach with a cold drink ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4613981


it'll take a day to get to each one.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would try to find the difference between too and to.
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Too= tooooooo much of anything. I ate too much.
To= where am I going? I am going to hell.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Bullshit. GLP effect averted the crisis.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.

there is only a week till it hits.

What would you do that week?


I would max out my MasterCard and eat junk food on the sofa
 Quoting: casio


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Lighten up stooge...it is a "suppose it happens what would you do thing"...It is for fun...relax and chill...use your imagination.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Bullshit. GLP effect averted the crisis.
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I would have loved a big fat impact but we GLP-ers indeed solved it.

Better luck with the asteroid Apophys 2o29.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
Won't happen until Frankie issues a Meteor Warning.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
huh.
Thread: meteor hits central russia
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
If birds can fly to the moon...

well... so can a bat...


thats where I'd go... to the moon


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rofl at your new gif, nice!

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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
I would tell people money will be worthless in a week, so might as well give it to me. Then, when the inevitable GLP effect counteracts the incoming meteor, I would be ok financially. While waiting, I'd move the tomato plants outside, so they could get the last of the sun, in case the end did come. koolaid
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Re: there is a meteor going to hit earth and its to big to stop.
If I were you, I'd try to learn the difference between "to" and "too".

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