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What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?

 
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What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I have a hunch the two are related?
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I have a hunch the two are related?
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Intentions?
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I have a hunch the two are related?
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Intentions?
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Negative.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
insectoids are some of the oldest races in the universe
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Grrrrr
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Jesus was gay with John 20:21
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm insect aliens?

Where is my photoshop of " I'm Not saying it was aliens but..." with a mantis head.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
everything revolves around planet earth

One planet out of infinite
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I personally don't know, but I had a dream in which an insectoid alien was crucified a few years ago. The insectoid also happened to be Jesus. I don't know what the connection is between Jesus and insectoids, but it's there.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I personally don't know, but I had a dream in which an insectoid alien was crucified a few years ago. The insectoid also happened to be Jesus. I don't know what the connection is between Jesus and insectoids, but it's there.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I personally don't know, but I had a dream in which an insectoid alien was crucified a few years ago. The insectoid also happened to be Jesus. I don't know what the connection is between Jesus and insectoids, but it's there.
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Wow...that is amazing. Chills.

CAn you tell me more?
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I thought Jesus was of the raptor race.

raptorjesus
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
I thought Jesus was of the raptor race.

:raptorjesus:
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That's what I thought...
But there are no raptors stopping in
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Okay, so in my dream the insectoid species was basically humanoid ant people, but they had eyes like greys. I saw multiple Ant people and other species in my dream, along with Mary (I think it was Magdalene in my dream), but she was Human. Anyway, a large crowd had gathered and people were wailing because the insectoid Jesus had died, and I distinctly remember the insectoid not having a crown of thorns, but it was instead a golden crown. And other than that, it was pretty much what most depictions of the crucifiction look like, only with an insectoid messiah and more aliens. I think the crucifixion may have represented the fracturing of a benevolent group consciousness. I also believe (venturing into crazy territory) that my dream may have been a telepathic message from an unknown source or an embedded DNA message, as my grandmother has dreamed of being on an earth like planet with humanoid grasshopper aliens.
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everything has free will, and everything is real
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Okay, so in my dream the insectoid species was basically humanoid ant people, but they had eyes like greys. I saw multiple Ant people and other species in my dream, along with Mary (I think it was Magdalene in my dream), but she was Human. Anyway, a large crowd had gathered and people were wailing because the insectoid Jesus had died, and I distinctly remember the insectoid not having a crown of thorns, but it was instead a golden crown. And other than that, it was pretty much what most depictions of the crucifiction look like, only with an insectoid messiah and more aliens. I think the crucifixion may have represented the fracturing of a benevolent group consciousness. I also believe (venturing into crazy territory) that my dream may have been a telepathic message from an unknown source or an embedded DNA message, as my grandmother has dreamed of being on an earth like planet with humanoid grasshopper aliens.
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Sounds like the most plausible conclusion, certainly.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Okay, so in my dream the insectoid species was basically humanoid ant people, but they had eyes like greys. I saw multiple Ant people and other species in my dream, along with Mary (I think it was Magdalene in my dream), but she was Human. Anyway, a large crowd had gathered and people were wailing because the insectoid Jesus had died, and I distinctly remember the insectoid not having a crown of thorns, but it was instead a golden crown. And other than that, it was pretty much what most depictions of the crucifiction look like, only with an insectoid messiah and more aliens. I think the crucifixion may have represented the fracturing of a benevolent group consciousness. I also believe (venturing into crazy territory) that my dream may have been a telepathic message from an unknown source or an embedded DNA message, as my grandmother has dreamed of being on an earth like planet with humanoid grasshopper aliens.
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Wow. Thank you for posting.
There is a reason we met here.

Blessings to you
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Jesus was gay with John 20:21
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I like your avatar, that is something.
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Quote from Joseph Goebbels Hitlers propaganda man.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Wow. Thank you for posting.
There is a reason we met here.

Blessings to you
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Yes, I feel the same.
Blessings to you as well.
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Hmmm....

Perhaps something about inventing fire, then not being able to control it?

Did Jesus do that? I forget...

groucho
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Hmmm....

Perhaps something about inventing fire, then not being able to control it?

Did Jesus do that? I forget...

groucho
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boooooo
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Re: What does Jesus have to do with insect aliens?
Hmmm....

Perhaps something about inventing fire, then not being able to control it?

Did Jesus do that? I forget...

groucho
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boooooo
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