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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
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02/05/2013 01:18 AM
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Use the giftcard.
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I don't get it.


This makes no sense.
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
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Maybe she's not a coffee drinker?

Just see how she acts towards you the rest of the week.

If she she is cold, then the door is closed.

If she is still somewhat receptive towards your conversation & friendship, the door might still be open.

It could be that she just a relationship that left her hurt emotionally & she isn't ready to be like that again.

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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
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You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
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don't do anything nice for women that was your first mistake tounge
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02/05/2013 01:29 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
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You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Spot on.
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02/05/2013 01:31 AM
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Give her the pimp hand. Oh she will learn, trust me, she will learn.
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So?

Give it to someone you know who drinks coffee.
It won't necessarily be the strongest who survive, nor the most intelligent.
It will be the one most capable of adapting to the rapidly changing environment.
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02/05/2013 01:43 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Spot on.
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clappa You said yourself you like this chick! If she had taken the card and used it, then turned you down, you would be calling her a whore and a tease.
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02/05/2013 01:45 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


confront her about what? Give the card to someone else who likes coffee. But as others here have noted obviously you gave it to her coz you like her and she knows this and as she said doesn't want to lead you on. At least she was honest. Now move on and stop shitting where you eat - find a gal you don't work with or you'll be visiting HR soon
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02/05/2013 02:24 AM
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Don't be a "nice guy", okay? Don't be a typical beta male who is running around kissing women's asses. You will NEVER get laid that way.

Treat American women like crap, and you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

American women are whores, and you don't treat a whore like a lady. Treat her like the whore she is, and THEN she will like you.

Drop the nice guy act, please.
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
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This female did the right thing. She is not interested in you, and didn't want to give you the 'wrong' impression. If you were not trying to impress her, you would have mentioned you received the card for free.

I accepted something from a guy ONCE, and now he keeps pestering me and complementing me. Maybe he feels now I owe him and need to put out? I think I will post the item back to him, Then maybe he might get the message to back the fuck off. (I have been ignoring him, but that hasn't been working.)
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02/05/2013 03:33 AM
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She is rejecting you and making a point of it
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She does not want your sausage
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02/05/2013 03:35 AM
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She does not want your sausage
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Unless it was a $1000 gift card then she would have raped him and tried to get pregnant lmao
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


Maybe she's not a coffee drinker?

Just see how she acts towards you the rest of the week.

If she she is cold, then the door is closed.

If she is still somewhat receptive towards your conversation & friendship, the door might still be open.

It could be that she just a relationship that left her hurt emotionally & she isn't ready to be like that again.
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JFC!... just tell her its a $10 freaking coffee card! What a loon! Use it yourself & stay clear of office relationships.

Last Edited by Joqui on 02/05/2013 04:31 AM
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Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
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glad to see you've all been taking your stupid pills!
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Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
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I think you are possessed.
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She's telling you she doesn't find to attractive. You ain't gunna win her affections with a $10 giftcard.

If anything you would've had more luck if you HAD told her you got it for free. By making it seem like you bought it for her, it essentially makes it a (bad) romantic gift.
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Face it, she caught you jacking off in her desk drawer, and now you're seething in bitterness and resentment looking for revenge.
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She's telling you she doesn't find to attractive. You ain't gunna win her affections with a $10 giftcard.

If anything you would've had more luck if you HAD told her you got it for free. By making it seem like you bought it for her, it essentially makes it a (bad) romantic gift.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
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Why don't you just keep the gift card, then walk over to her...lob your cock out and slap her in the face with it and say, "fancy a coffee darling"..see if that has a better effect.

P.S..wash your knob first as she might think there's a cheese scone on offer as well.afro
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F/ her.

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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
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You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
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This ~~~~
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
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Just leave the cunt alone. She sounds like a bitch.
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02/05/2013 05:42 AM
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She's disappointed that you didn't give her your Credit card instead, and the Beta male thing above. lol

It's also a paradox because now she did hurt your feelings.
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Look, bitches just be crazy. Last anniversary I also gave my wife of 20 years a $10 gift card, and she threw a shit-fit.
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She's disappointed that you didn't give her your Credit card instead, and the Beta male thing above. lol

It's also a paradox because now she did hurt your feelings.
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Women logic.
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