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wtf is going on with women

 
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Don't be a "nice guy", okay? Don't be a typical beta male who is running around kissing women's asses. You will NEVER get laid that way.

Treat American women like crap, and you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

American women are whores, and you don't treat a whore like a lady. Treat her like the whore she is, and THEN she will like you.

Drop the nice guy act, please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20438149


Kinda true.

If you are interested in her, ignore the hell out of her.

She will come around, if she has the slightest bit of interest in you.

Just how they are wired. They cannot stand being ignored.
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02/05/2013 06:22 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
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You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
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02/05/2013 06:53 AM
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


You don't do anything. This was overly dramatic and an overreaction on her part. She should get over herself.

If you had given her something romantic, then I could see that kind of reaction. For a coffee gift card?! Come on.

Maybe you should tell her you got it for free, although that'll make her feel horrible. Did you make it seem like it was a "gift"? Like you had gone out and bought it for her?

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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
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don't do anything nice for women that was your first mistake tounge
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Yes, giving gifts is exactly backward. It didn't stimulate the feeling you want did it? She has more integrity than most; many would use it and use you too.

Learn the lesson from this. Read up on "game" if you haven't -- things really are that way.
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02/05/2013 07:13 AM
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I gave my coworker (female) a giftcard I got for free but I didn't tell her I got it for free. She took it, end of story.

well, I went to my office and I found a note with the giftcard saying she couldn't take it because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings or lead me on.

What do I do? It was a $10 giftcard for coffee.
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What do you do?

Tell this idiot to get over herself.
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02/05/2013 07:37 AM
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Clearly she thought it was more than what it was. Give the card to someone next to her and make sure they know that it was given to you free.
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02/05/2013 07:47 AM
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Don't be a "nice guy", okay? Don't be a typical beta male who is running around kissing women's asses. You will NEVER get laid that way.

Treat American women like crap, and you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

American women are whores, and you don't treat a whore like a lady. Treat her like the whore she is, and THEN she will like you.

Drop the nice guy act, please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20438149


She didn't take his gift and use him, so how is she a whore? She was upfront and honest with him. She's not playing games, she's not interested, he needs to move on
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02/05/2013 07:52 AM
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She's disappointed that you didn't give her your Credit card instead, and the Beta male thing above. lol

It's also a paradox because now she did hurt your feelings.
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Eh, that's women for you. And again, as somebody else said: don't do anything nice for them, if only because they, due to their collective stupidity and rotten personality, don't deserve it.
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02/05/2013 08:06 AM
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Maybe she is turned off by tards who pay $4 for a cup of coffee.
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Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
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You must quit the pills or other heavy drugs you are into...OMG...
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02/05/2013 08:18 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


don't do anything nice for women that was your first mistake tounge
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This
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02/05/2013 08:24 AM

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2 (or more?) possibilities:

1) the woman thinks you like her more than just as a co-worker.
she really doesn´t want to hurt your feelings and gave back the gift card because of the reason she already stated.

2) the woman isn´t into you, but feels disappointed about a 10$ gift card as present. even if she doesn´t like you more than a co-worker, she thinks she deserves more than just a 10$ gift card.


- would be interesting to know if you have a crush on her?
- did you talk to her after that?

i´ll go with °1 - and maybe you should make a clear statement on this (if you don´t have a crush on her), as it would be not good for the working climate if she thinks you like her more than you should.
but try to do this in a way that doesn´t make her feel stupid about er assumption.
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02/05/2013 08:33 AM
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Sounds like she's playing hard to get. Give it back to her and tell her no hard feelings, yet...
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02/05/2013 08:35 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130




Learn the difference between "Women" and "Woman" for starters.

OBTW, She's on to you. Just move along and put it out of your mind and behind you.
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02/05/2013 08:43 AM
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keep it, she's obviously too insecure to accept a gift from a man she isnt being rammed by, so consider that your gain and move on without giving it a second thought.
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02/05/2013 08:45 AM
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Ten dollars? Pffft. I'd given it back, too. You cheap prick
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If you like this girl, why don't you just ask her to lunch one day instead of second guessing the meaning behind a gift card.
Charlotte :)
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02/05/2013 08:55 AM
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OP, little bit of advice.... If you are going to give a gift, make sure you don't 're-gift' that is pathetic. You never give a gift in the workplace, unless they are a person that reports directly to you, and in those casds, usually the holidays is when you give a gift to say thank you. Remember, cash is king. No woman will care much about a ten dollar, re-gifted coffee card.

My gosh some men are stupid.
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02/05/2013 09:00 AM
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I used to work fo a very wealthy guy in the financial buz. One year, profits were so high, he gifted me the maximun amount he could without any tax implications, it worked out to be over 12k, and the guy was a good family man that new how to thank the people who worked hard for him. This gift was not from company money, not a bonus, it was from his own money, out of his estate.

Some men are very generous.
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02/05/2013 09:05 AM
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Don't be a "nice guy", okay? Don't be a typical beta male who is running around kissing women's asses. You will NEVER get laid that way.

Treat American women like crap, and you'll get more ass than a toilet seat.

American women are whores, and you don't treat a whore like a lady. Treat her like the whore she is, and THEN she will like you.

Drop the nice guy act, please.
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OP, little bit of advice.... If you are going to give a gift, make sure you don't 're-gift' that is pathetic. You never give a gift in the workplace, unless they are a person that reports directly to you, and in those casds, usually the holidays is when you give a gift to say thank you. Remember, cash is king. No woman will care much about a ten dollar, re-gifted coffee card.

My gosh some men are stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Gold digger alert!!!

siren2
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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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02/05/2013 09:25 AM
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OP, little bit of advice.... If you are going to give a gift, make sure you don't 're-gift' that is pathetic. You never give a gift in the workplace, unless they are a person that reports directly to you, and in those casds, usually the holidays is when you give a gift to say thank you. Remember, cash is king. No woman will care much about a ten dollar, re-gifted coffee card.

My gosh some men are stupid.
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Gold digger alert!!!

siren2
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hf

Why marry a poor man, when you can marry a rich man...hf

Married and loving my man & his money.
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Gold digger alert!!!

siren2
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hf

Why marry a poor man, when you can marry a rich man...hf

Married and loving my man & his money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Ya, sure. Like you knew what love is.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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02/05/2013 10:03 AM

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Ignore her......wouldn't want to lead her on.....
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Give her the pimp hand. Oh she will learn, trust me, she will learn.
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LMAO!
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02/05/2013 10:15 AM
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Gold digger alert!!!

siren2
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hf

Why marry a poor man, when you can marry a rich man...hf

Married and loving my man & his money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Ya, sure. Like you knew what love is.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Love? True love cannot be bought. It comes to those who walk the line for the one they truly care for.

Marriage and relationships that are successful are run and operated like a business. There is respect, natural leadership and harmony for two people that understand what it takes for success.

Love is the never ending, over flowing bonus that comes to those who wait, never get frustrated with the ups and downs and have a deep rooted trust in one another.

The business of love, 101.
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Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33709352



OMG am I ever glad that I'm gay.........not that we don't have our 'guy' problems,but NOTHING like what you straight guys have to put up with!!!!!!

but all in all, we all, straight or gay, love 'it' and I guess will do whatever it takes.

But I don't think you should have given her the stupid gift card!!banana2
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02/05/2013 10:44 AM
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I agree with several posters. Who the heck does she think she is to assume you have an interest in her because you give her a crappy 10 dollar coffee card. Give it to a different person in front of her and tell them you got it for free but you dont get coffee from that place.

Some chicks are so self important.

BTW I'm guessing you might be a virgo.
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I don't get it.


This makes no sense.
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I would not take it.
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Thanks for brewing this thread op!

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