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wtf is going on with women

 
Requiem

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She does not want your sausage
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yes but if you'd given her the coffee card plus a diamond bracelet or something of considerable value...
then.... she would have wanted your sausage.
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02/05/2013 10:52 AM
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she sounds self important to think a $10 coffee card means you want to plow her. don't women realize we just tell them when we want to plow? seriously, any guys here not have the confidence to say 'i want you'.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


You didn't give it to any other person in your workplace, you gave it to the woman you secretly like.
So it certainly was not a random act of kindness.

She knows btw... women are not stupid, just because you haven't told her doesn't mean she is unaware of you affections.

But she's obviously not interested so quit yer bitching and go fish someplace else.
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Spot on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32852353


Give it to someone else or use it yourself.
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OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE IN COMPLETE CHAOS WITH ISRAEL AIR BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF SYRIA AND YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS???
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02/05/2013 10:59 AM

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So?

Give it to someone you know who drinks coffee.
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Yeah, send it to me.banana2coffeecupratdancecoffeecup

Last Edited by Earth Daughter on 02/05/2013 11:18 AM
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lol. so you are mad because she caught on and doesn't like you.
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02/05/2013 11:04 AM
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Op, you could also just leave the gift card in maybe the workplace kitchen, with a note that says 'free', and enjoy!

Or give it to a bum.
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OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE IN COMPLETE CHAOS WITH ISRAEL AIR BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF SYRIA AND YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS???
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Lol, so true.
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Sounds like a typical american woman.
Can't just be nice and say thank you.

She has to be mean and let you know
she isn't into you. Typical.

I wouldn't worry about it at all. She's
obviously a SHALLOW person who probably
wouldn't make anyone happy anyway.

That's my 2 cents.
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02/05/2013 11:07 AM
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she sounds self important to think a $10 coffee card means you want to plow her. don't women realize we just tell them when we want to plow? seriously, any guys here not have the confidence to say 'i want you'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16648993


Most men lead quiet lives of desperation....
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you should go to her office and angrily shout "too late bitch since you touched the giftcard, your pussy is mine!!!"
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you should go to her office and angrily shout "too late bitch since you touched the giftcard, your pussy is mine!!!"
 Quoting: 508527


blink
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OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE IN COMPLETE CHAOS WITH ISRAEL AIR BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF SYRIA AND YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33637447


Lol, so true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


ah boys/gals??

911 happened over 10 years ago
did that not tell you anything?
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02/05/2013 11:16 AM
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The suave thing would have been just to say 'hey, wanna grab a cup of coffee, my treat?'

Coworkers should get along, and coffee breaks are perfect for building relationships in the workplace.
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02/05/2013 11:21 AM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


No actually she did the right thing, wish i could find a woman like that with her head screwed on.

You say you like her but you havent let her know that......well you FAILED

She does know that, she saw you coming a mile away.

Why the fuck would you give her the god damn card?...cos you want to be nice......why you want to be nice?....cos you want her to like you.....why do you want her to like you?......because you like her.....and why do you like her?....because you have the urge to procreate same as all of us....PERIOD

You gave her the damn thing cos you wanna fuck her, she knows that, she's obviously honest to herself, and thats hard to find these days, YOU still arent honest with yourself or anyone else in turn.

The question is .....WTF is wrong with men these days?


Some are blind some are not, those who are not seem 'weird' to those who are.....but the same is not true in reverse, those who are blind just come across as dickheads to me, not weird at all, just stupid...unaware...blind

Ofcourse there will be a miriad of people out there who wanna fight me on this, can't we just be nice?....it is innocent i swear......LIARS or BLIND...NEXT!

granny
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Tell her you didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her you got it for free!

If you don't care about your job, tell her also that the bags under her eyes made it seem like she could use some coffee and not to be so full of herself.
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She overthought it, OP. She got stuck on the 'why' you gave that card to her as opposed to anyone else. If you were only giving it to her because you knew you wouldn't use it and she would, then you should have told her. But you let her believe that it was a gift that you spent money on and hence she thinks you are interested in her as more than a coworker. If you are, then you have your answer as to her interest.
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Study assholes - like the guys in high school that wore leather jackets, smoked, and started fights. THESE are the guys that girls are attracted to - not nice guys. They don't believe it of course, but it's obvious. Just look at the hottest girls and what passes for a "boyfriend".

You have to learn to BE the asshole. Just faking it is obvious. Act rich and nasty, smoke at home - nicotine changes the personality, but it makes your cum taste bad(according to a former stripper girl).

For some folks, doing cocaine might tend to change your personality into an attractor.

NEVER APOLOGIZE. YOU are always right, and she isn't. She'll get angry, but the emotional sweep from happy to angry and back is what really addicts her to you.

Good luck.
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you should go to her office and angrily shout "too late bitch since you touched the giftcard, your pussy is mine!!!"
 Quoting: 508527


THIS is the correct attitude!
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02/05/2013 11:30 AM
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That OP has been wearing nothing but a trench coat and mumbling, "I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie..fiddling about" for the last month and has been reported for going through the coffee co-workers desk must be considered.

A strange brew, that card-carrying, OP.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


No actually she did the right thing, wish i could find a woman like that with her head screwed on.

You say you like her but you havent let her know that......well you FAILED

She does know that, she saw you coming a mile away.

Why the fuck would you give her the god damn card?...cos you want to be nice......why you want to be nice?....cos you want her to like you.....why do you want her to like you?......because you like her.....and why do you like her?....because you have the urge to procreate same as all of us....PERIOD

You gave her the damn thing cos you wanna fuck her, she knows that, she's obviously honest to herself, and thats hard to find these days, YOU still arent honest with yourself or anyone else in turn.

The question is .....WTF is wrong with men these days?


Some are blind some are not, those who are not seem 'weird' to those who are.....but the same is not true in reverse, those who are blind just come across as dickheads to me, not weird at all, just stupid...unaware...blind

Ofcourse there will be a miriad of people out there who wanna fight me on this, can't we just be nice?....it is innocent i swear......LIARS or BLIND...NEXT!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33646486

Exactly.

Everyone on here bashes women for being 'gold diggers', yet OP tried to gain her attention with a cheap, regifted coffee card.


Men are just as much to blame for lacking the proper courting skills.

Being honest, up front and sincere when looking for love is a lost art.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


No actually she did the right thing, wish i could find a woman like that with her head screwed on.

You say you like her but you havent let her know that......well you FAILED

She does know that, she saw you coming a mile away.

Why the fuck would you give her the god damn card?...cos you want to be nice......why you want to be nice?....cos you want her to like you.....why do you want her to like you?......because you like her.....and why do you like her?....because you have the urge to procreate same as all of us....PERIOD

You gave her the damn thing cos you wanna fuck her, she knows that, she's obviously honest to herself, and thats hard to find these days, YOU still arent honest with yourself or anyone else in turn.

The question is .....WTF is wrong with men these days?


Some are blind some are not, those who are not seem 'weird' to those who are.....but the same is not true in reverse, those who are blind just come across as dickheads to me, not weird at all, just stupid...unaware...blind

Ofcourse there will be a miriad of people out there who wanna fight me on this, can't we just be nice?....it is innocent i swear......LIARS or BLIND...NEXT!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33646486

Exactly.

Everyone on here bashes women for being 'gold diggers', yet OP tried to gain her attention with a cheap, regifted coffee card.


Men are just as much to blame for lacking the proper courting skills.

Being honest, up front and sincere when looking for love is a lost art.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Wookin for Nub



Sorry, couldn't resist. (hehe)
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she must find you very unattractive. Either that or she thinks extremely highly of herself and is on an ego trip.
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


No actually she did the right thing, wish i could find a woman like that with her head screwed on.

You say you like her but you havent let her know that......well you FAILED

She does know that, she saw you coming a mile away.

Why the fuck would you give her the god damn card?...cos you want to be nice......why you want to be nice?....cos you want her to like you.....why do you want her to like you?......because you like her.....and why do you like her?....because you have the urge to procreate same as all of us....PERIOD

You gave her the damn thing cos you wanna fuck her, she knows that, she's obviously honest to herself, and thats hard to find these days, YOU still arent honest with yourself or anyone else in turn.

The question is .....WTF is wrong with men these days?


Some are blind some are not, those who are not seem 'weird' to those who are.....but the same is not true in reverse, those who are blind just come across as dickheads to me, not weird at all, just stupid...unaware...blind

Ofcourse there will be a miriad of people out there who wanna fight me on this, can't we just be nice?....it is innocent i swear......LIARS or BLIND...NEXT!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33646486

Exactly.

Everyone on here bashes women for being 'gold diggers', yet OP tried to gain her attention with a cheap, regifted coffee card.


Men are just as much to blame for lacking the proper courting skills.

Being honest, up front and sincere when looking for love is a lost art.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


It's not about courting - it's about attracting, and seducing. This is a different skillset, and it's not taught effectively to anyone young enough to be able to use it effectively.

The key is that if you got laid last night, you are more attractive to girls today. Fuck anything to make sure that happens.

Attractive is often truly not giving a shit.
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The suave thing would have been just to say 'hey, wanna grab a cup of coffee, my treat?'

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Even better, change it to

'hey, wanna grab a cup of coffee, YOUR treat?'

Make them pay for you.
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A strange brew, that card-carrying OP.
 Quoting: BxMac


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Give it to someone you know she doesn't like
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


No actually she did the right thing, wish i could find a woman like that with her head screwed on.

You say you like her but you havent let her know that......well you FAILED

She does know that, she saw you coming a mile away.

Why the fuck would you give her the god damn card?...cos you want to be nice......why you want to be nice?....cos you want her to like you.....why do you want her to like you?......because you like her.....and why do you like her?....because you have the urge to procreate same as all of us....PERIOD

You gave her the damn thing cos you wanna fuck her, she knows that, she's obviously honest to herself, and thats hard to find these days, YOU still arent honest with yourself or anyone else in turn.

The question is .....WTF is wrong with men these days?


Some are blind some are not, those who are not seem 'weird' to those who are.....but the same is not true in reverse, those who are blind just come across as dickheads to me, not weird at all, just stupid...unaware...blind

Ofcourse there will be a miriad of people out there who wanna fight me on this, can't we just be nice?....it is innocent i swear......LIARS or BLIND...NEXT!

granny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33646486

Exactly.

Everyone on here bashes women for being 'gold diggers', yet OP tried to gain her attention with a cheap, regifted coffee card.


Men are just as much to blame for lacking the proper courting skills.

Being honest, up front and sincere when looking for love is a lost art.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


It's not about courting - it's about attracting, and seducing. This is a different skillset, and it's not taught effectively to anyone young enough to be able to use it effectively.

The key is that if you got laid last night, you are more attractive to girls today. Fuck anything to make sure that happens.

Attractive is often truly not giving a shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33585147

not in my book. I am a woman of purity. And I would never lay down with a man who slept with a woman just to get laid, not in this day and age. love is a very special gift, lovemaking should only be done with someone you love. Your life's path and subsequent experiences will reflect how you live.

The new sexy is purity, and thats why its so hard to find, everyone is so used up and dirty and if you think this is untrue, you are not looking deeply enough into someone's eyes to see the depth of their lost soul.

Saving one's self for a true, meaningful relationship wil yield a far better relationship, both physical and spiritual than one could ever imagine.

But keep following that world view of fucking everything and anything to gain the attention of that one woman you will never have a chance with...
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First rule of office romance:

Be attractive. If you are unattractive, even casual conversation is considered sexual harassment.

Lets just be honest mmmmmmmk?
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She probably got annoyed because you couldn't differentiate between the plural and singular of 'woman'.

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