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wtf is going on with women

 
Charlott

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02/05/2013 12:26 PM

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All this talk of weather or not does she want your "sausage". Maybe you should start by asking her out to lunch or something. Maybe she doesn't like coffee. Maybe she doesn't like you that way, maybe she does. It never hurts to ask.
Charlotte :)
Requiem

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02/05/2013 01:49 PM

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Re: wtf is going on with women
First rule of office romance:

Be attractive. If you are unattractive, even casual conversation is considered sexual harassment.

Lets just be honest mmmmmmmk?
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yeah but there is a wide category there. If you are physically not that hot you can BE hot by having or developing charm and charisma. you can be attractive without being physically perfect.
And it is true that you can effect a lady's choice by what you give her or offer her. Want a date with the lady then give her a fucking kick arse gift... bonus is if it's still not good enough she'll probably return it!!! lol. but if not you just have to be prepared to take risks to get what you want. that in itself can be sexy.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 01:54 PM
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Re: wtf is going on with women
take something that belongs to her or a piece of her hair.

make a voodoo doll

make a voodoo doll of yourself

have her voodoo doll pleasure your voodoo doll

you will feel better
BxMac

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02/05/2013 01:56 PM

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OP should bring a live chicken into the office and leave that for a gift. If that fails, he should bring three goats the following day. If that doesn't work, he should simply give-up and walk-off into the bush.
Requiem

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02/05/2013 02:00 PM

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Re: wtf is going on with women
bonobos swap sex for armfulls of oranges.
no joke.
BxMac

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02/05/2013 02:07 PM

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Those zany bonobos! When the loving is done and bliss is complete; with a satisfied glow, the partners sigh, "Orange you glad you came."

Sonny Bono and an orange walked into a bar......
ParaLaw311

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02/05/2013 02:54 PM

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Re: wtf is going on with women
I don't get it.


This makes no sense.
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^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^

But I think the answer to your questions is she finds you creepy. At least she was nice about it! thumbs
Paranoia can be a good thing...
Zuzu's Petals

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02/05/2013 04:43 PM
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If you like this girl, why don't you just ask her to lunch one day instead of second guessing the meaning behind a gift card.
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A $10 coffee gift card? What possible meaning could be behind that? Where I work coworkers buy coffee for the entire staff all the time. It's coffee. We're not proclaiming our undying love for each other.

As for asking the woman for lunch. She gave the gift card back saying she didn't want to lead him on. Clearly, she's not into him.
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Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 05:39 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 05:48 PM
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maybe she truly does feel weird about taking the card, like its too much. maybe you should have told her it was free, like "hey bitch, want this? i didn't pay for it so, yeah. also i didn't use it myself because i hate coffee. its just the water you get from boiling burnt beans. gross. its gross and you're gross. well, enjoy!" so after that, she will think she deserves to have the free coffee because you are mean. it will be the start of an odd and lingering relationship.
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02/05/2013 05:50 PM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


Are you single? If your married and doing this you have a serious problem!
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 05:53 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Hey there. Can i buy you a cup of coffee?

:creepy:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


No thank you. I don't drink coffee.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 05:55 PM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


Are you single? If your married and doing this you have a serious problem!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32331937


OP is creepy, doubt he's married.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:02 PM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


Are you single? If your married and doing this you have a serious problem!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32331937


OP is creepy, doubt he's married.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Yea but there are some creepy married people out there that do things like this. Trust me, I know first hand! Unfortunately!
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:11 PM
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I do like this women, but I never told her, I just wanted to be nice. It seems that whenever you do something nice for a women, they take it the wrong way.

What should I do? Should I confront her about it, or just keep the card?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4658130


don't do anything nice for women that was your first mistake tounge
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cruise

So true!
Zuzu's Petals

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02/05/2013 06:14 PM
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People who think giving someone a 10 dollar coffee gift card is creepy are the creepy ones.
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Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:14 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:17 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


I'll go even further,

Unattractive man does something nice = He is only pretending to be nice and is therefore creepy

Attractive man is an asshole and proud of it = Isn't afraid to be himself and is confident enough to treat me how i really deserve to be treated
Zuzu's Petals

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02/05/2013 06:18 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


I'll go even further,

Unattractive man does something nice = He is only pretending to be nice and is therefore creepy

Attractive man is an asshole and proud of it = Isn't afraid to be himself and is confident enough to treat me how i really deserve to be treated
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


Not all of us females have this mentality, but yes, many do. Sad/pathetic.
"I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic ******* hatreds, okay. And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out." George Carlin

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Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:18 PM
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Re: wtf is going on with women
People who think giving someone a 10 dollar coffee gift card is creepy are the creepy ones.
 Quoting: Zuzu's Petals


What's creepy is the gift card in itself it is the manipulation. Sorry but I have intuition and I'm feeling this guy is married and doing this! If your single and you like someone, tell them. Acknowledge it to her! Big deal if she doesn't feel the same way. Tell her to please keep the gift card!
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:33 PM
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WTF is wrong with men? A woman takes something from them, and then offers nothing is return, then she's a bitch, or an opportunist, or whatever. So now, some women are going above any beyond to be honest, and then men get upset anyway. Its just like the guy who comes on to a woman, she says "I'm married", and then he goes nuts trying to say she misunderstood him, and why can't you understand friendship, & blah blah blah. Fact is, the lady was completely honest, even with ten bucks of free coffee. Hats off to her. Find some little ho who will take anything and run, maybe you want that.
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02/05/2013 06:38 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


WAY OFF... attractive is any man who is confident, and doesn't have to buy someone to get their attention. Any man can be attractive, and not just because he's wealthy or good looking in a conventional way... just be clean, healthy, develop your mind, and come on to her by talking about something interesting. All great love, and sex, starts in the mind, the body is just an extension of another kind of attraction. Ten dollar gift cards will not get you laid. End of story.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2013 06:40 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


I'll go even further,

Unattractive man does something nice = He is only pretending to be nice and is therefore creepy

Attractive man is an asshole and proud of it = Isn't afraid to be himself and is confident enough to treat me how i really deserve to be treated
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


Not all of us females have this mentality, but yes, many do. Sad/pathetic.
 Quoting: Zuzu's Petals


I am glad you can recognize this, because this is actually a big problem here. Is the man desperate? Yes. Is the man creepy for giving her a gift because he likes her? No

What a sinister thing to do, that you would have a man feel contempt of himself for doing nothing more than giving a gift our of generosity, and then to turn around and say he is manipulating her...absolutely sickening. Who cares if he likes her? Do you not give things to people you like? Is this what society has become?

You attribute his actions to having underlying connotations that somehow make him creepy...I think that is just people's insecurities being projected forth because they themselves are creepy and cannot fathom a man that is nice yet does not have some internal motive.

The only thing this man did wrong was post a thread about it here...he just needs to move on. The woman did the right thing by simply letting him know she wasn't interested.
Debauchery

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02/05/2013 06:44 PM

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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


Truth. In many cases, not all of course.

I try to be kind in either situation unless it's taken too far.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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02/05/2013 06:46 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


WAY OFF... attractive is any man who is confident, and doesn't have to buy someone to get their attention. Any man can be attractive, and not just because he's wealthy or good looking in a conventional way... just be clean, healthy, develop your mind, and come on to her by talking about something interesting. All great love, and sex, starts in the mind, the body is just an extension of another kind of attraction. Ten dollar gift cards will not get you laid. End of story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8240773


Do this do this do this and say something interesting and ta da, that easy. Okay, well not every man has the instincts or social inclination to come off as whatever it is that women are dictating to be "attractive" or "confident" these days. All i'm saying is that if he doesn't fit your image of a confident attractive man, that doesn't automatically make him creepy. To label a man as such for something as harmless as a ten dollar coffee card can be damaging to man's psyche.
Charlie Frost

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02/05/2013 06:47 PM

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If you give a gift to someone you don't know very well i.e. a work colleague that spells "S-T-A-L-K-E-R". If she is truly a friend then the gift would have been accepted or rejected at the time with legitimate reasons. Sounds to me like you just want to get into her pants and you were looking for an entry point.

Just sayin...

tomato
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As a woman, I might hand a $10 gift card to male friend, a harmless donation. Why is it that he would never take it wrong, and think I wanted to get his sausage?
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If you give a gift to someone you don't know very well i.e. a work colleague that spells "S-T-A-L-K-E-R". If she is truly a friend then the gift would have been accepted or rejected at the time with legitimate reasons. Sounds to me like you just want to get into her pants and you were looking for an entry point.

Just sayin...

tomato
 Quoting: Charlie Frost


Absolutely disgusting, and how disingenuous to turn this into some kind of rape case. Talk about female self entitlement here.
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02/05/2013 07:04 PM
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Its always the 'creepy' guys that try to come off as nice guys...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114018


Female logic: Unattractive man flirting = creepy
Attractive man flirting = charming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21712215


Exactly.

Creepy guys should know their place.
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02/05/2013 07:06 PM
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Re: wtf is going on with women
THIS IS A SECRET SIGN WOMEN USE ALL THE TIME:

WHEN THEY RETURN GIFT CARDS

THEY WANT YOU TO FLASH YOUR JUNK AT THEM

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