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I just pulled out all my tomato plants out of the ground because they were not producing fruit.

 
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02/18/2013 06:18 AM
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I donít know what to think right now I just got off the phone with the one who phoned me earlier.

I was just told that Dogstar is alive. They say he came to in the hospital waiting for the morgue to come and pick his body up.

Itís hard for me to believe because I donít believe in miracles.

Iím getting ready now to drive about 1 and ½ hours away to see what the hell is going on and itís after 10 pm now.

Wonít get much sleep tonight!

I just canít believe this but I wanted to let everyone know.
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02/18/2013 06:26 AM

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02/19/2013 02:04 AM
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You better watch your back op, tomatos are well connected.

The last thing you need is to be walking down the street minding your own business, 17463 suicidal fundi tomatoes attack you from every angle.

It will be messy dude.

;-)
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02/19/2013 02:13 AM
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I donít know what to think right now I just got off the phone with the one who phoned me earlier.

I was just told that Dogstar is alive. They say he came to in the hospital waiting for the morgue to come and pick his body up.

Itís hard for me to believe because I donít believe in miracles.

Iím getting ready now to drive about 1 and ½ hours away to see what the hell is going on and itís after 10 pm now.

Wonít get much sleep tonight!

I just canít believe this but I wanted to let everyone know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34635666


To all,

I was with Dogstar last night and Stayed all night sitting by his bed.

Heís alive; the doctors canít explain it because he was pronounced dead.

Amazing!

He will be in the hospital for a few more days, they want to watch him and do some test.

When he gets out Iím sure you will want to hear what happened from him. Believe me what he shared with me already has changed my view on the world.

He told me that he became part of energy of love/ peace when he was gone. And he didnít want to come back.

He said that all of his life he had a fear of dying but not now.

When he came back into his body he said it felt like that he died then, I asked him why and he responded with because only a few seconds earlier I felt alive and loved.

He had tears running down his face asking why he had to come back.

Those words brought tears to my eyes too.

Anyway Iím tired and going to bed early tonight.

Iíll let Dogstar tell you the rest when he gets out.

Best!
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02/19/2013 02:15 AM
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02/19/2013 02:18 AM
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Hmmm does this mean the shits hitting the fan please amother criptic clue?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34635666


I donít know what to think right now I just got off the phone with the one who phoned me earlier.

I was just told that Dogstar is alive. They say he came to in the hospital waiting for the morgue to come and pick his body up.

Itís hard for me to believe because I donít believe in miracles.

Iím getting ready now to drive about 1 and ½ hours away to see what the hell is going on and itís after 10 pm now.

Wonít get much sleep tonight!

I just canít believe this but I wanted to let everyone know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34635666


To all,

I was with Dogstar last night and Stayed all night sitting by his bed.

Heís alive; the doctors canít explain it because he was pronounced dead.

Amazing!

He will be in the hospital for a few more days, they want to watch him and do some test.

When he gets out Iím sure you will want to hear what happened from him. Believe me what he shared with me already has changed my view on the world.

He told me that he became part of energy of love/ peace when he was gone. And he didnít want to come back.

He said that all of his life he had a fear of dying but not now.

When he came back into his body he said it felt like that he died then, I asked him why and he responded with because only a few seconds earlier I felt alive and loved.

He had tears running down his face asking why he had to come back.

Those words brought tears to my eyes too.

Anyway Iím tired and going to bed early tonight.

Iíll let Dogstar tell you the rest when he gets out.

Best!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34698207


Thats what happens when you kill tomato plants.

Don't f@ck with them eva!!!

Actually if this is not a wind up then all the best for dogstar, I knew him in a previous incarnation.

which is why I think that this could be a wind up.wtf
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02/19/2013 02:34 AM
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@NZ... SHTF means someone important would actually have to stand up and DO something.

That would take and act of God.



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02/19/2013 02:37 AM
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What do you want from the people?
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02/19/2013 03:01 AM
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i planted some tomato seeds last summer....cant remember exactly when......first time doin it......figured now is a good time to start a garden

we had a month of rain and almost killed them

i later learned i used bad soil......just the sand from the yard(im in fla).....pots were too small....and i put 2 plants in each pot to make it worse

1st 2ft of the plants are half dead and the tops that started to regrow were nothing but flowers.........but i kept them

i even bought new tomato plants at home depot and they look awesome....make mine look like even worse

and sure enuff.......the ones from last summer........finally got a tomato

woohoo
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02/19/2013 03:20 AM
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Simple case, you've stressed them to death. Stop moving the tomatoes in and out whenever there is doom talk :)
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02/19/2013 03:21 AM
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So will it be in the end with all those who do not produce fruit: they will be removed from the face of the earth.
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Just remember that if you had grown your tomatos together and you uprooted your non fruit producers, you may in the midst uproot some of the fruit producers as well, and being patient and knowing this you should allow the harvest to ripen only to uproot it after it is spent. Inbetween while patiently waiting you may find that certain fertilizers, and the pollen from other fruit producers may enrich the non fruit producers making them valuable plants.
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02/19/2013 03:24 AM
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Yes its because you gave the plants no love, you just expected them to produce
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02/19/2013 05:03 AM
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Thats wierd, my ones look like there finished also .
they normally last and produce fruit much longer . yes they get watered. every day or 2.
Im in South Australia.
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02/19/2013 05:05 AM

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They are trying to tell you to take them inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hiding
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