Are we all talking about the same god here?
You know, the one who wants men to cut the end of their penis's off!
'Right, I'm the main man and this is my creation!'
'But what's this piece of skin doing on the end of the man's naughty thingy?!'
'Hmmmmmmmm'
'Best not let the silly things think I screwed up!!'
'Only way out of this one is to make it seem as if I put it there to be removed as part of a special covenent.'
'That'll fuck 'em! Muhahahahaha!'

God...