Christian Bible EXPOSED!!!!

Bibletards coming down hard on the OP, they seem to be avoiding the facts he laid out, like why would a loving god kill people just because they lived in the same town as another person?

Bibletards coming down hard on the OP, they seem to be avoiding the facts he laid out, like why would a loving god kill people just because they lived in the same town as another person?

aratus wrote in 250bc about the praesaepe which is a star cluster located in the constellation of cancer. praesaepe can be loosely translated into manger. there are also two stars in the constellation of cancer which are called the northern and southern asses or donkeys. do mangers and donkeys sound familiar?

Well said. When confronted with the reality of the book they worship, they all went silent on this site. Otherwise, practically everything else here on GLP is just a foaming-at-the-mouth rant about how great Jesus is and how the end-times are coming under the evil Anti-Christ Barack Obama, lol

I was raised as a Christian and I must admit, when I first started realizing how ridiculous it all is, my mind encountered a sort of internal block or barrier that caused me to be afraid. I could almost hear that irrational part of me saying "what if it's all true, and just by thinking these thoughts you are going to hell?"

I believe in God, but not the God of the Bible. God is nothing less than the consciousness of the universe itself, and it is so vast and timeless that it may only barely notice us. It certainly doesn't care for worship, doesn't need it, and may even be offended by it. I believe it may, upon rare occasion, intercede for us puny humans, but only for its own reasons - one of which may be sheer amusement!

The idea that Jehova, the God of the Bible, is the God of the entirety of creation is laughable. I do believe that at one time, it's possible that a powerful entity (call it an alien or whatever) did indeed scare the shit out of some desert dwelling nomads, cause them to nip the ends of their penises off and do all kinds of ridiculous shit, etc. A sort of alien blood god. To me this is quite plausible because I have seen UFOs on 2 occasions, and am pretty sure that they must have been other than manmade.

However, I think this Jehova has long ago died, gone into stasis, or left, probably with a lot (most?) of the other gods of old, all of whom I believe were real in one way or another. Aliens, supermen who perfect some mental or physical science, or just really exceptional humans who were deified by their successors. There are too many stories from too many cultures, describing too many super-beings, for it to be all just pure fantasy.

Not that you will find many members in the Churches of today as they often promote just the opposite.

M't:7:16:
Ye shall know them by their fruits.
Do men gather grapes of thorns,
or figs of thistles?
M't:7:17:
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit;
but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
M't:7:18:
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit,
neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
M't:7:19:
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down,
and cast into the fire.
M't:7:20:
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Bibletards coming down hard on the OP, they seem to be avoiding the facts he laid out, like why would a loving god kill people just because they lived in the same town as another person?

the constellation of orion, the hunter, represents a man. the three stars that make up his belt were once referred to as the three kings. orion is generally observed in the northern hemisphere during the winter months or christmas season. the three kings that rise from the east seem to work work in conjunction with sirius a/b to point to the location on the horizon which the sun will rise. his star points to the location of his birth for he is the light...

Asking God to ast before the proper time is just being stupid but it does show a point, without God those events still happen and the world is doing squat to stop it so they must be fully supportive of the actions you say you despise, what steps are you taking?

From your 'summation' you show you know nothing about the Bible so you just too lazy or is it too complicated for you.

This tells me nothing. You simply quoted some misleading Bible verses. Are you saying that we will always know a Christian by their fruit? First off, find me just ONE perfect Christian so I can know them by their fruit. I see all these Christians out there stealing, cheating on their spouses, acting just like every other person out there. So find me ONE perfect human example of a Christian so I can know them by their fruits. Good luck.

Even the Jews admit the Torah is out of date, when was the last time they killed anybody and spare me the part that nobody has broken the 615 OT morality/dietary laws in the last 2,000 years.

First off... NLT is not the same as KJV and NIV which are the most accurate

Second if you finish reading the Bible you will see a different story through Jesus Christ...

John 8

3 The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group 4 and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. 5 In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?” 6 They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. 7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8 Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

9 At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. 10 Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

11 “No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

First off... NLT is not the same as KJV and NIV which are the most accurate

Second if you finish reading the Bible you will see a different story through Jesus Christ...

John 8

3 The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group 4 and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. 5 In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?” 6 They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. 7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8 Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

9 At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. 10 Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

11 “No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

The anagram for sword is words

[link to wordsmith.org]

hmm, that's interesting. So what does the bible say that "god" did with words or language?

"So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. 9 That is why it was called Babel[c]—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth."
Genesis 11:8-9

also a quick footnote here:

Genesis 11:9 That is, Babylon; Babel sounds like the Hebrew for confused.

moses, who came from an interesting childhood, survived the murder of the first born by pharaoh, wandered in the dessert for 40 years and lead the twelve tribes.

jesus, who came from an interesting childhood, survived the murder of the first born by herod, wandered in the dessert for 40 days and lead the twelve disciples...

This tells me nothing. You simply quoted some misleading Bible verses. Are you saying that we will always know a Christian by their fruit? First off, find me just ONE perfect Christian so I can know them by their fruit. I see all these Christians out there stealing, cheating on their spouses, acting just like every other person out there. So find me ONE perfect human example of a Christian so I can know them by their fruits. Good luck.

These were your questions op -"Why is the Bible so Fucked up? For Example:"

Michal had no child

2 Samuel 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

Michal had five children

2 Samuel 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:

ANSWER TO YOUR FIRST DISCREPRENCY
The mention of five sons of Michal is interesting enough; what makes it more interesting is the father's name! Edriel was none other than the husband of Merav, Michal's older sister (Shemuel I 18:19)!

Sanhedrin 19b resolves this by facts that Michal raised the children after Merav died young. Ralbag (Shemuel I 25:44) augments this by pointing out that if Michal actually was childless, she might have been given the children to raise in the absence of any children of her own.


I WILL CONTINUE WITH YOUR NEXT QUESTION





God cannot lie
Hebrews 6:18 That by two immutable things, in which it was impossible for God to lie, we might have a strong consolation, who have fled for refuge to lay hold upon the hope set before us:

God Lies to Abraham

Genesis 22:1-12 1 And it came to pass after these things, that God did prove Abraham, and said unto him: 'Abraham'; and he said: 'Here am I.' 2 And He said: 'Take now thy son, thine only son, whom thou lovest, even Isaac, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt-offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.' 3 And Abraham rose early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son; and he cleaved the wood for the burnt-offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him. 4 On the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off. 5 And Abraham said unto his young men: 'Abide ye here with the ass, and I and the lad will go yonder; and we will worship, and come back to you.' 6 And Abraham took the wood of the burnt-offering, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took in his hand the fire and the knife; and they went both of them together. 7 And Isaac spoke unto Abraham his father, and said: 'My father.' And he said: 'Here am I, my son.' And he said: 'Behold the fire and the wood; but where is the lamb for a burnt-offering?' 8 And Abraham said: 'God will provide Himself the lamb for a burnt-offering, my son.' So they went both of them together. 9 And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built the altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar, upon the wood. 10 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. 11 And the angel of the LORD called unto him out of heaven, and said: 'Abraham, Abraham.' And he said: 'Here am I.' 12 And he said: 'Lay not thy hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him; for now I know that thou art a God-fearing man, seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son, from Me.'

GOD DID NOT LIE TO ABRAHAM HE WAS GOING TO TAKE ISAAC BUT THE ANGELS PLEADED WITH HIM AND HE PROVIDED A LAMB INSTEAD. I WILL PROVE THIS

jASHER CHAPTER 23
63 And Abraham heard the words of Isaac, and he lifted up his voice and wept when Isaac spake these words; and Abraham's tears gushed down upon Isaac his son, and Isaac wept bitterly, and he said to his father, Hasten thou, O my father, and do with me the will of the Lord our God as He has commanded thee.


64 And the hearts of Abraham and Isaac rejoiced at this thing which the Lord had commanded them; but the eye wept bitterly whilst the heart rejoiced.


65 And Abraham bound his son Isaac, and placed him on the altar upon the wood, and Isaac stretched forth his neck upon the altar before his father, and Abraham stretched forth his hand to take the knife to slay his son as a burnt offering before the Lord.


66 At that time the angels of mercy came before the Lord and spake to him concerning Isaac, saying,


67 0 Lord, thou art a merciful and compassionate King over all that thou hast created in heaven and in earth, and thou supportest them all; give therefore ransom and redemption instead of thy servant Isaac, and pity and have compassion upon Abraham and Isaac his son, who are this day performing thy commands.


68 Hast thou seen, O Lord, how Isaac the son of Abraham thy servant is bound down to the slaughter like an animal? now therefore let thy pity be roused for them, O Lord.


69 At that time the Lord appeared unto Abraham, and called to him, from heaven, and said unto him, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him, for now I know that thou fearest God in performing this act, and in not withholding thy son, thine only son, from me.





God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits to deceive

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:


I WILL PROVE WHY HE SENT STRONG DELUSION "THE CAUSE"BECASUE THE MAN OF SI IS REVEALD AND PEOPLE WILLFULLY FOLLOW AFTER HIM AND NOT REPENT.THIS IS JUST BEFORE THE COMING OF MESSIAH

8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.






1 Kings 22:23

Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee.

Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.

I WILL JUSTIFY WHY GOD PUT A LYING SPIRIT IN THE MOUTHS OF THE PROPHETS ALSO.THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL WERE WORSHIPING IDOLS AND SACRIFICING THEIR CHILDREN AND THEN GOING BEFORE THE PROPHETS FOR COUNSEL

3 Son of man, these men have set up their idols in their heart, and put the stumblingblock of their iniquity before their face: should I be enquired of at all by them?

4 Therefore speak unto them, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Every man of the house of Israel that setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to the prophet; I the LORD will answer him that cometh according to the multitude of his idols;

5 That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols.

6 Therefore say unto the house of Israel, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Repent, and turn yourselves from your idols; and turn away your faces from all your abominations.

7 For every one of the house of Israel, or of the stranger that sojourneth in Israel, which separateth himself from me, and setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to a prophet to enquire of him concerning me; I the LORD will answer him by myself:

8 And I will set my face against that man, and will make him a sign and a proverb, and I will cut him off from the midst of my people; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.







God is Multiple entites

Genesis 1:26 26 And God said: 'Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.'

God is one entity

Deuteronomy 6:4 4 Hear, O Israel: the LORD our God, the LORD is one.

PROOF
THE WORD GOD WAS INJECTED IN THE BIBLE THE REAL HEBREW WORD IN THAT VERSE IS ELOHIM WHICH IS THE COMBINATION OF THE FATHER THE WORD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.THREE ENTITIES THE FATHER IS GOD ALMIGHTY..THE WORD IS A SPIRIT WHICH BECAME FLESH EVENTUALLY AND IS YESHSHIYEH[jesus] AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.

GOD THE FATHER OF ALL CREATED EVERYTHING BY THE WORD AS HE SPOKE IT..THIS IS THE SAME JESUS IN THE FLESH THE WORD OF GOD

GOD IS ONE THERE IS NO OTHER GOD OR EQUAL THE SON HAS HIS ROLE THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS HER ROLE. THERE ARE THREE THAT BEAR WITNESS IN HEAVEN.THE FATHER THE WORD AND THE SPIRIT







Man was created after the other animals.

Genesis 1:25,26,27 24 And God said: 'Let the earth bring forth the living creature after its kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after its kind.' And it was so. 25 And God made the beast of the earth after its kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the ground after its kind; and God saw that it was good. 26 And God said: 'Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.' 27 And God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female created He them.

Man was created before the animals.

Genesis 2:18,19

And the LORD God said: 'It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him.' 19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto the man to see what he would call them; and whatsoever the man would call every living creature, that was to be the name thereof.