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Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!

 
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Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!
Mental Disorders include:

Acute Stress Disorder, Adjustment Disorder, Affective Disorder, Amnestic Disorder, Anxiety, Attention-Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder, Autisic Disorder, Behavior Disorder, Binge-Eating Disorder, bipolar disorders,body dysmorphic disorder, Breathing-Related Sleep Disorder, Brief Psychotic Disorder, Catatonic Disorder, Character Disorder, Circadian Rhythum Sleep Disorder, Collagen Disorder, Communication Disorder, Conversion Disorder, Cyclothymic Disorder, Delusional Disorder, Depressive Disorders, Developmental Coordination Disorder, Disruptive Disorder, Dissociative Disorder, Dream Disorder (NIGHTMARES), Dysthymic Disorder, EATING DISORDER, Expressive Language Disorder, Factitous Disorder by Proxy, Female Orgasmic Disorder, Female Sexual Arousal Disorder, Functional Disorder, Gender Identity Disorder, GAD, Impulse Control Disorder, Induced Psychotic Disorder, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Learning Disorder, Lymphoproliferative Disorder (Hodgkin's Disease), Major Depressive Disorder, Male Erectile Disorder :( , Manic-Depressive Disorder, Mendelian Disorder, Mood Disorder, Motor Skills Disorder, Multiple Personality Disorder, Neurotic Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Oppositional DEFIANT Disorder, Panic Disorder, Phobic Disorder (PHOBIA), PTSD, Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder, Psychoactive SUBSTANCE USE Disorder, Psycho-somatic Disorder, Psychotic Disorder (PSYCHOSIS), Schizoaffective Disorder, Schizo-phreniform Disorder, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER (SAD), Sleep Disorder, Speech Disorder more found at link below..

[link to medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com]
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Pretty sure every human has at least one of these lol
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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How much tv watching qualifies one for Catatonic Disorder?
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Re: Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!
Stupid question.

EVERYONE have a mental disorder.


I am prety sane, but I am sure that if a psychiatrist ask me about NWO, and hear my answer, he will surely diagnose me with some kind of mental disorder.
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Substance abuse disorder I really like the booze and drugs.
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They missed one: unthinking worship of the state, probably the most dangerous mental disorder.
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"this sentence is false"

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Kinda explains them talking up about so many americans having some of these metal health disorders.
crazy people can't have guns.
There's a motive for everything.
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there's only just one crazy

and what faze your going through
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"this sentence is false"

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That would make it true? That would make if false?
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My fucking bipolar disorder is... fantastic : D
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"this sentence is false"

crazyjak

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 Quoting: AC/DC current 33723773


That would make it true? That would make if false?
norespect
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Well at this point you provided the info that U'R an ahole

therefore please do fuckoff2
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Re: Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!
Pretty sure every human has at least one of these lol
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Mental illness: Any of various conditions characterized by impairment of an individual's normal cognitive, emotional, or behavioral functioning, and caused by social, psychological, biochemical, genetic, or other factors, such as infection or head trauma. Also called emotional illness, mental disease, mental disorder.

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Pretty sure every human has at least one of these lol
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Mental illness: Any of various conditions characterized by impairment of an individual's normal cognitive, emotional, or behavioral functioning, and caused by social, psychological, biochemical, genetic, or other factors, such as infection or head trauma. Also called emotional illness, mental disease, mental disorder.

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 Quoting: Yellow Bird


The big question is, what is normal?
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Normal is a balance of both extremes. Everything in moderation. That is what I was taught.
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Male Erectile Disorder is listed as a Mental Disorder.. so if you have on your health care insurance record which is on online showing you take some meds for erectile disfunction you have a mental disorder. Does anyone see this slippery slope?
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Drink this and be cured of ALL mental illnesses.

Thread: Turning Wine into Water

Warning: Strong Tonic, consumption may leave one seeing only the Truth.
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It is a scam..

If you have been told by a doctor you are Vitamin D deficit..
You have a mental disorder. SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER (SAD).
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they'll find one if you dont,if you go to doc
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Liberalism is not a mental disorder in the libtard's world while everybody else has a mental disorder...
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100%of the populetion quelifiez ez heving zome mentel dizorder eccording to pzychietry.


meening every living humen iz cepeble of being drugged on pzych medicetion, or even held egeinzt their will in the looney bin for up to 2 weekz with e court judge deciding if u ztey longer.

eccording to pzyechietry every zingle humen needz to be on pzychietric drugz $$$$$
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Mental Health Parity and Addiction Equity Act

Americans with Mental Health (MH) and/or substance use disorders (SUD).

Affordable Health Care will help more people get the care they need.

[link to youtu.be]
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Re: Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!
"this sentence is false"

crazyjak

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 Quoting: AC/DC current 33723773


That would make it true? That would make if false?
norespect
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Well at this point you provided the info that U'R an ahole

therefore please do fuckoff2
 Quoting: AC/DC current 33723773


Let me guess!

Gender Identity Disorder!

whatever
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Re: Do you have a Mental Disorder? I do!
Being bipolar is great!

Actually it sucks...

No wait... it IS great!
mhmmmmm
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Being bipolar is great!

Actually it sucks...

No wait... it IS great!
 Quoting: Handle_Moniker


My father was BiPolar. The Manic was fun (he was capable of anything) but the Depressive was hard to handle!
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when your in love you appear crazy as f*ck to any bystander,when your not you appear ''sane'' :)
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Male Erectile Disorder is listed as a Mental Disorder.. so if you have on your health care insurance record which is on online showing you take some meds for erectile disfunction you have a mental disorder. Does anyone see this slippery slope?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Internet porn is causing Erectile Disorder in men who are in their early 20's. These guys are not going to be sowing their wild oats.
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when your in love you appear crazy as f*ck to any bystander,when your not you appear ''sane'' :)
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Love? is that your answer?
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Male Erectile Disorder is listed as a Mental Disorder.. so if you have on your health care insurance record which is on online showing you take some meds for erectile disfunction you have a mental disorder. Does anyone see this slippery slope?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Internet porn is causing Erectile Disorder in men who are in their early 20's. These guys are not going to be sowing their wild oats.
 Quoting: ElusivePisces 11156436


OK! I will bite.. How does pawn cause erectile disorder?
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when your in love you appear crazy as f*ck to any bystander,when your not you appear ''sane'' :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33766717


Love? is that your answer?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


answer,you never asked a question!

Im just pointing out when someone is head over heals in love,or praying in their closet,that looks very messed up,and definitely text book insane,doesn't mean that it is
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Male Erectile Disorder is listed as a Mental Disorder.. so if you have on your health care insurance record which is on online showing you take some meds for erectile disfunction you have a mental disorder. Does anyone see this slippery slope?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Internet porn is causing Erectile Disorder in men who are in their early 20's. These guys are not going to be sowing their wild oats.
 Quoting: ElusivePisces 11156436


OK! I will bite.. How does pawn cause erectile disorder?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


They get so accustom to the "newness" of the visual stimulation that regular sex with a person is no longer exciting to them. The visual stimulation becomes, over time the only way to get it up.

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