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BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.

 
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BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.
Earlier I posted how my horoscope for tomorrow was a little strange:

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading.

Well All TWELVE horoscopes say pretty much the same thing. No power tomorrow??? Check it out for yourself.

Someone PIN this if for no other reason than it's friggin' creepy as hell

Aries - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Computers and other equipment could go haywire today, limiting your abilities to work at maximum efficiency. Even though you're usually calm and laid back, Aries, today the ogre in you may be tempted to emerge. Don't let it. It will only cause tension between you and those around you. Stay calm and focused, call in a technician, and enjoy the break from your routine.

Taurus - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Don't try to sign up for a class over the phone or online today, Taurus, as it probably won't work. This also isn't a good day to travel - delays are likely whether you fly or drive. If you've been planning a trip, don't finalize the arrangements now. Wait a few days, as computers and other equipment used in such arrangements are likely to malfunction, and you could end up frustrated.

Gemini - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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No matter what friends tell you, Gemini, this isn't the day to make an investment of any kind, from buying a house to starting a savings account. And this isn't a good day to invest online. The planetary energies don't favor computers or other forms of modern technology used in such transactions, so wait a day or two. Discussions about possibilities are OK. Just don't do it yet.

Cancer - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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More than one problem with modern equipment could rear its head today, Cancer. Computers could malfunction, crash, or be maddeningly slow. You might also have a hard time reaching people you need to talk to. Don't be tempted to blow your top. That won't accomplish anything. Just call the technicians and get it handled. Tomorrow everything should be back to normal.

Leo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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A trip of some kind might have to be postponed, as computers and other technology involved in your arrangements might be temporarily out of operation. This can prove frustrating, Leo, but it's beyond your control. The best thing to do is make new arrangements and move on. For the most part, everything is going very well for you, so don't give in to panic. Hang in there.

Virgo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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Some upsetting dreams might haunt you today, Virgo. They might evoke some uncomfortable emotional issues. You might be a bit edgy emotionally and more likely to overreact when other people quarrel or machines break down. It might be a good idea to analyze your dreams first thing in the morning so you can learn from and release them. That way you will be more balanced throughout your day.

Libra - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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Machines are likely to pose a few problems today, Libra, particularly where work and money are concerned. An unforeseen problem might interfere with your social life, perhaps forcing you to cancel a get-together you've been anticipating. If the person you were supposed to meet protests, avoid taking out your frustrations on him or her. Make new arrangements. It's only a temporary situation.

Scorpio - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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Obstacles may arise in the course of your chores when machines break down and interfere with your efficiency. Your frustrations may cause you to want to yell and throw things. If you must blow your top, Scorpio, do it in such a way as to avoid causing upset to others. Go for a workout or jog. The machines will be fixed and the situation will pass. Hang in there.

Sagittarius - Feb 6, 2013
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Payment for work you've performed may not come when expected, Sagittarius, particularly if direct deposit is involved. The planetary energies today don't favor the smooth functioning of computers or other machines. This is a temporary setback and not worth stressing over. Don't give in to the temptation to lose your temper. All will be straightened out and your funds will be in their proper place.

Capricorn - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
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Family members might not be in the best of moods today, Capricorn. Frustration with machines or friends could have tempers on edge, so try to avoid the temptation to get into arguments. The problems will be resolved and the bad moods will pass. You don't want any residual bad feelings between you and them. This is a good day to get out and spend the day in the bookstore by yourself.

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading

Pisces - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Temporary upsets regarding money might result from a computer failure of some sort. Take care not to lose your temper over it, Pisces. Instead, remain calm, focused, and polite until everything is worked out. Your financial condition itself still looks very promising. It's just that the planetary energies don't favor machines today, so they may all go out of whack. Hang in there.

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uh oh, I'm an Aquarius too!
Your day will come...
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BUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bump
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Whew...I'm a Scorpio! Looks like I'm in the clear!
whew
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um yeah. thats fukkkked up
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Don't see Pisces - I guess I'm okay! LOL
Don't get mad - Get a Pepsi!
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Okay :(

Just check for Pisces:

Temporary upsets regarding money might result from a computer failure of some sort. Take care not to lose your temper over it, Pisces. Instead, remain calm, focused, and polite until everything is worked out. Your financial condition itself still looks very promising. It's just that the planetary energies don't favor machines today, so they may all go out of whack. Hang in there.
Don't get mad - Get a Pepsi!
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Hm, my typically reliable astro.com horoscope doesn't mention anything similar.

I don't know what to tell you, but Aquarius for the win! hf

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Weird.. Anyone here besides op ever check this site before?
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Okay - that's really, really weird!
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Oh come on ... you don't think that having the horoscopes from all twelve astrological signs displaying the same predominant theme of mechanical and computer failure for the same day isn't at least interesting?

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stay in the corner of the room all day, everyday.

it's safe there.
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horoscope doom? :)
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bump
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I'm Gemini....Thanks for ruining my tomorrow lol
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it is a 5 day in numerology


beware



and i say the mideast goes crazy as soon as late tonight
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Perhaps their horoscope machine malfunctioned? chuckle
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^this
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Did you read the horoscopes I posted above? All twelve of them for tomorrow?
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Oh come on ... you don't think that having the horoscopes from all twelve astrological signs displaying the same predominant theme of mechanical and computer failure for the same day isn't at least interesting?

tounge
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no.
horoscopes are bullshit
do be so gullible
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Do you not think that if there all the same your getting a few lies?

maybe he/she was having a busy day and rushed them all?

caugh bullshit caugh
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uh oh, I'm an Aquarius too!
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The dawning of the age of aquarius is going to start early...DOOOOOOOOM OOOOON!

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Absolutly not.. I call for a GLP effect! Doom cannot happen before or during my family vacation! We have had to postpone it for several years due to deployments and pregnancy (okay, pregnancy was our own fault, but I can blame that on the deployments).
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No matter how you slice it, whether its bullshit or not, its bizarre.

Those daily horoscopes are usually so general that no matter how your day goes, its covered in the over generalization of the horoscope.

Computer, machinery outages is pretty specific and odd.
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Oh come on ... you don't think that having the horoscopes from all twelve astrological signs displaying the same predominant theme of mechanical and computer failure for the same day isn't at least interesting?

tounge
 Quoting: amachiavellian


no.
horoscopes are bullshit
do be so gullible
 Quoting: Salt



Of course they are bullshit. Makes it even more interesting why they would flag a certain day like that.

Oh well. I think it's a pretty bizarre thing to do. Myself and three or four of my friends check ours every morning and compare notes. It's a bit of a running joke and we've been doing it for years. Never seen that before where they all had such a strong common theme.
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Any solar activity headed our way tomorrow?
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Oh come on ... you don't think that having the horoscopes from all twelve astrological signs displaying the same predominant theme of mechanical and computer failure for the same day isn't at least interesting?

tounge
 Quoting: amachiavellian


no.
horoscopes are bullshit
do be so gullible
 Quoting: Salt



Of course they are bullshit. Makes it even more interesting why they would flag a certain day like that.

Oh well. I think it's a pretty bizarre thing to do. Myself and three or four of my friends check ours every morning and compare notes. It's a bit of a running joke and we've been doing it for years. Never seen that before where they all had such a strong common theme.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


horoscopes are designed to get a person dependent on them. they have to mix a bit of bad news with good to make them plausible. also, people get addicted faster this way. there is nothing to them other than manipulation and control. oh, and a way to never have to be in contact with God, where the truth is, because your horoscope will effectively replace that communication.

bad bad bad
and silly
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ROFL.... this is ridiculously hilarious.... at least for today February 5th !!!!

Let's see tomorrow if all of us will still BE laughing....
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Also Aquarius ....did someone discover Tesla's power calendar? Just saying