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BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.

 
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astrology is 2000+ years off, if you see the constellation the sun passes by on your birthday, it'll be one after the one it's supposed to be. So technically I'm a Gemini instead of Cancer. Just saying.
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woah, your avatar pic is kinda freakn me out man. thats a really creepy pic.
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Why, I think I look great in that picture.. xD
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Wasn't there a flash crash on May 6 a few years ago?
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.
Well folks, I've had my eye on a strawberry rhubarb pie at the corner store and you see the thing is it has a best before date of Feb. 6th on it. Well the day before it's destruction date is today, that means it will go on sale at 50% off. So I'm gonna hopefully get said pie at discount and share it with my family and then when tommorow comes and I go to eat a leftover piece of pie, it will be just as delicious as the day before.

I do adore me some strawberry rhubarb pie!!
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My Horoscope, sponsored by Duracell, EverReady Flashlights, Ozarka, Yankee Candles, and Apple Computers...

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Why the fuck horoscope.com is doing this kind of not funny joke??


Dafuk is wrong with their heads?
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Well folks, I've had my eye on a strawberry rhubarb pie at the corner store and you see the thing is it has a best before date of Feb. 6th on it. Well the day before it's destruction date is today, that means it will go on sale at 50% off. So I'm gonna hopefully get said pie at discount and share it with my family and then when tommorow comes and I go to eat a leftover piece of pie, it will be just as delicious as the day before.

I do adore me some strawberry rhubarb pie!!
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Not if I don't get it first, Buckwheat.
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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They're trying yo tell us something through unconventional means.
I'm Feb 10
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It just occurred to me that the Super Bowl "blackout" could be indicative of a warning that half of America may loose power tomorrow.

Any thoughts?
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Site owner's a troll.
"Give me control over a nations money and I care not who makes it's laws."
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Of course daily horoscopes like this are usually BS. I think what the OP is asking is this:

Did somebody in the know use these horoscopes to publish a warning about some kind of disruption that's been scheduled for the 6th?
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Yes. Or, is someone just being an ass? Either way I think it's pretty bizarre. As someone else already pointed out, these things are generally extremely vague and general so that at least some part of it could apply to the reader. A common theme of failing modern technologies across all twelve is a little weird IMHO.

Oh and Salt - I'm sure you're probably correct. If you're not, you'll have to just imagine the raspberry I'll be sending you.
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Well folks, I've had my eye on a strawberry rhubarb pie at the corner store and you see the thing is it has a best before date of Feb. 6th on it. Well the day before it's destruction date is today, that means it will go on sale at 50% off. So I'm gonna hopefully get said pie at discount and share it with my family and then when tommorow comes and I go to eat a leftover piece of pie, it will be just as delicious as the day before.

I do adore me some strawberry rhubarb pie!!
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Not if I don't get it first, Buckwheat.
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Haha, Canadians fighting over discounted pie. LoL.
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sad, that everyone thinks this is a horoscope.
This is at the most a vague description of how daily aspects of the constellations could work out for the particular sign..

A real horoscope is a multiple sites long description of your archetypical energies, depending on how the plantes stood, when you were born. You can call bs all you want, in the end this is nothing other than the archetype you already are and you never would come to the idea to question, if this was real or not. You´re a man or a woman. Astrology only goes much deeper into this two basic energyforms.
If you were a bit keen in astrology, you would more easily recognize patterns in behaviour etc.
You can use it as a help to understand yourself better, or you can call it bs. Is up to you.

Why do you think there are the 12 zodiac signs shown in the windows of the cologne cathedral. Don´t know where else it can be found, this is only where I´ve seen it by chance.

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Again, the legitimacy of astrology, or lack thereof, is irrelevant here.

The question is whether this is possibly a WARNING of something scheduled for the 6th.
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well this is a fucking trip!
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Again, the legitimacy of astrology, or lack thereof, is irrelevant here.

The question is whether this is possibly a WARNING of something scheduled for the 6th.

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One of the theories about Illuminati false flags
is they must publish advance notice of their planned nefarious acts.

Could this be that public acknowledgement?
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i agree yes, but wouldn't you agree that they do that through over generalizing every horoscope so no matter what happens it jives with the horoscope?

computer and power outages? thats pretty specific.


there is nothing to these horoscopes from one source/author. nothing. there is no magical connection to anything with these writings. none.



Of course daily horoscopes like this are usually BS. I think what the OP is asking is this:

Did somebody in the know use these horoscopes to publish a warning about some kind of disruption that's been scheduled for the 6th?


^^THIS^^

Has ANYONE seen ANYTHING weird like this before? YES horoscopes are fake...we get that!
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Site owner's a troll.
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Why he never tried this before?

Why only now?
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Again, the legitimacy of astrology, or lack thereof, is irrelevant here.

The question is whether this is possibly a WARNING of something scheduled for the 6th.

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This is exactly the question....
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Again, the legitimacy of astrology, or lack thereof, is irrelevant here.

The question is whether this is possibly a WARNING of something scheduled for the 6th.

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^This
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
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bsflag

Horoscoptards.
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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It just occurred to me that the Super Bowl "blackout" could be indicative of a warning that half of America may loose power tomorrow.

Any thoughts?
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Yeah, that crossed my mind, as well.

I also learned yesterday that the Great Shakeout earthquake drill for the central US is scheduled for the 7th. [link to www.shakeout.org]

But it's more likely that I just have an overactive imagination.
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It would only be freaky if all horoscopes from all sources read that way,this is just from some asshat who didn't pay his electric bill and he's dragging us into it.
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Re: BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.
Two words for you all: ACCOUNT CLOSED! :ahhh:

Get your money before the BANK RUN tomorrow.

sealsealseal

Silver and Gold go astronomical if the banks screw up, especially if it takes days to "repair".

Shakeout is Feb 7th for southeast eq

[link to www.shakeout.org]

Banks can take your money. bushfing

[link to www.thedailysheeple.com]

Your money is not insured. ohappy

[link to www.silverdoctors.com]

Also, a nice time to take full control of the net/grid. Two words for you all: ACCOUNT CLOSED! :ahhh:

Get your money before the BANK RUN tomorrow.

sealsealseal

Silver and Gold go astronomical if the banks screw up, especially if it takes days to "repair".

Shakeout is Feb 7th for southeast eq

[link to www.shakeout.org]

Banks can take your money. bushfing

[link to www.thedailysheeple.com]

Your money is not insured. ohappy

[link to www.silverdoctors.com]

Also, this would be a nice time to put those 4000 new cyberCOPs to work gorebot

[link to readwrite.com]

Now we know what that power outage at the superblow was all about damned

And the band played on...

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look up other horoscope sites.
you won´t find this machine-failure theme there.
so i guess those who wrote these horoscopes mentioned are just not really creative.
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Two words for you all: ACCOUNT CLOSED! :ahhh:

Get your money before the BANK RUN tomorrow.

sealsealseal

Silver and Gold go astronomical if the banks screw up, especially if it takes days to "repair".

Shakeout is Feb 7th for southeast eq

[link to www.shakeout.org]

Banks can take your money. bushfing

[link to www.thedailysheeple.com]

Your money is not insured. ohappy

[link to www.silverdoctors.com]

Also, this would be a nice time to put those 4000 new cyberCOPs to work gorebot

[link to readwrite.com]

Now we know what that power outage at the superblow was all about damned

And the band played on...

trio
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i agree yes, but wouldn't you agree that they do that through over generalizing every horoscope so no matter what happens it jives with the horoscope?

computer and power outages? thats pretty specific.
 Quoting: Requiemdream (Ghost)


there is nothing to these horoscopes from one source/author. nothing. there is no magical connection to anything with these writings. none.



Of course daily horoscopes like this are usually BS. I think what the OP is asking is this:

Did somebody in the know use these horoscopes to publish a warning about some kind of disruption that's been scheduled for the 6th?


^^THIS^^

Has ANYONE seen ANYTHING weird like this before? YES horoscopes are fake...we get that!


No - I haven't that's why I took the time to post it.

And YES, I also concur with horoscopes being bullshit - but this isn't about that. It's about such a specific theme across the board. And that I have never seen before.

I emailed them asking if it was a joke - if they answer back, I'll post it here.
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Re: BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.
Earlier I posted how my horoscope for tomorrow was a little strange:

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading.

Well All TWELVE horoscopes say pretty much the same thing. No power tomorrow??? Check it out for yourself.

Someone PIN this if for no other reason than it's friggin' creepy as hell

Aries - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Computers and other equipment could go haywire today, limiting your abilities to work at maximum efficiency. Even though you're usually calm and laid back, Aries, today the ogre in you may be tempted to emerge. Don't let it. It will only cause tension between you and those around you. Stay calm and focused, call in a technician, and enjoy the break from your routine.

Taurus - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Don't try to sign up for a class over the phone or online today, Taurus, as it probably won't work. This also isn't a good day to travel - delays are likely whether you fly or drive. If you've been planning a trip, don't finalize the arrangements now. Wait a few days, as computers and other equipment used in such arrangements are likely to malfunction, and you could end up frustrated.

Gemini - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
No matter what friends tell you, Gemini, this isn't the day to make an investment of any kind, from buying a house to starting a savings account. And this isn't a good day to invest online. The planetary energies don't favor computers or other forms of modern technology used in such transactions, so wait a day or two. Discussions about possibilities are OK. Just don't do it yet.

Cancer - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
More than one problem with modern equipment could rear its head today, Cancer. Computers could malfunction, crash, or be maddeningly slow. You might also have a hard time reaching people you need to talk to. Don't be tempted to blow your top. That won't accomplish anything. Just call the technicians and get it handled. Tomorrow everything should be back to normal.

Leo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
A trip of some kind might have to be postponed, as computers and other technology involved in your arrangements might be temporarily out of operation. This can prove frustrating, Leo, but it's beyond your control. The best thing to do is make new arrangements and move on. For the most part, everything is going very well for you, so don't give in to panic. Hang in there.

Virgo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Some upsetting dreams might haunt you today, Virgo. They might evoke some uncomfortable emotional issues. You might be a bit edgy emotionally and more likely to overreact when other people quarrel or machines break down. It might be a good idea to analyze your dreams first thing in the morning so you can learn from and release them. That way you will be more balanced throughout your day.

Libra - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Machines are likely to pose a few problems today, Libra, particularly where work and money are concerned. An unforeseen problem might interfere with your social life, perhaps forcing you to cancel a get-together you've been anticipating. If the person you were supposed to meet protests, avoid taking out your frustrations on him or her. Make new arrangements. It's only a temporary situation.

Scorpio - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Obstacles may arise in the course of your chores when machines break down and interfere with your efficiency. Your frustrations may cause you to want to yell and throw things. If you must blow your top, Scorpio, do it in such a way as to avoid causing upset to others. Go for a workout or jog. The machines will be fixed and the situation will pass. Hang in there.

Sagittarius - Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Payment for work you've performed may not come when expected, Sagittarius, particularly if direct deposit is involved. The planetary energies today don't favor the smooth functioning of computers or other machines. This is a temporary setback and not worth stressing over. Don't give in to the temptation to lose your temper. All will be straightened out and your funds will be in their proper place.

Capricorn - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Family members might not be in the best of moods today, Capricorn. Frustration with machines or friends could have tempers on edge, so try to avoid the temptation to get into arguments. The problems will be resolved and the bad moods will pass. You don't want any residual bad feelings between you and them. This is a good day to get out and spend the day in the bookstore by yourself.

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading

Pisces - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Temporary upsets regarding money might result from a computer failure of some sort. Take care not to lose your temper over it, Pisces. Instead, remain calm, focused, and polite until everything is worked out. Your financial condition itself still looks very promising. It's just that the planetary energies don't favor machines today, so they may all go out of whack. Hang in there.
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Its doom on about 03-01-2013, or really 03-13-2013, when the fiscal financial crash happens.

All the "Hasadic/Russian/Religious/Orthodox" Jews in trouble, once their "Entitlements/Welfare/Benefits" get cut..

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Don't see Pisces - I guess I'm okay! LOL
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Us Pisceans don't believe in this crap anyway.

If the power goes out for Aquarians, does that mean it stays on for us? Damn clever how they can do that!!!
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