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BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.

 
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At least the Machines aren't going to eat my brains.
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Wow! That was interesting for sure.
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My fiber-optics internet is up.
My satellite phone is up.
My cellular phone is up.
All communication systems are all up.

Nothing bizarro here.
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My fiber-optics internet is up.
My satellite phone is up.
My cellular phone is up.
All communication systems are all up.

Nothing bizarro here.
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Scorpio checking in, all systems normal.
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its my birthday on february 6th.. oh dear!
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Happy Birthday - early, but maybe computers won't work...


hf
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Happy Birthday!

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Yup...the. band I was gonna ho see with friends cancelled...lol
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I'm calling my ISP to find out a technical detail, and the automated system is telling me, "Due to outages in your area, you may have difficulty blah blah blah."

We have no outage, but it's curious, given what this thread is about.

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lol, some horoscope-writer had some fun making stuff up this morning haha
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Microwave just went to shit. Not very old either.
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Re: BIZARRE Horoscopes for Feb. 6th - Warning of a False Flag Attack? Prank? HorseShit? You decide.
Earlier I posted how my horoscope for tomorrow was a little strange:

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading.

Well All TWELVE horoscopes say pretty much the same thing. No power tomorrow??? Check it out for yourself.

Someone PIN this if for no other reason than it's friggin' creepy as hell

Aries - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Computers and other equipment could go haywire today, limiting your abilities to work at maximum efficiency. Even though you're usually calm and laid back, Aries, today the ogre in you may be tempted to emerge. Don't let it. It will only cause tension between you and those around you. Stay calm and focused, call in a technician, and enjoy the break from your routine.

Taurus - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Don't try to sign up for a class over the phone or online today, Taurus, as it probably won't work. This also isn't a good day to travel - delays are likely whether you fly or drive. If you've been planning a trip, don't finalize the arrangements now. Wait a few days, as computers and other equipment used in such arrangements are likely to malfunction, and you could end up frustrated.

Gemini - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
No matter what friends tell you, Gemini, this isn't the day to make an investment of any kind, from buying a house to starting a savings account. And this isn't a good day to invest online. The planetary energies don't favor computers or other forms of modern technology used in such transactions, so wait a day or two. Discussions about possibilities are OK. Just don't do it yet.

Cancer - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
More than one problem with modern equipment could rear its head today, Cancer. Computers could malfunction, crash, or be maddeningly slow. You might also have a hard time reaching people you need to talk to. Don't be tempted to blow your top. That won't accomplish anything. Just call the technicians and get it handled. Tomorrow everything should be back to normal.

Leo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
A trip of some kind might have to be postponed, as computers and other technology involved in your arrangements might be temporarily out of operation. This can prove frustrating, Leo, but it's beyond your control. The best thing to do is make new arrangements and move on. For the most part, everything is going very well for you, so don't give in to panic. Hang in there.

Virgo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Some upsetting dreams might haunt you today, Virgo. They might evoke some uncomfortable emotional issues. You might be a bit edgy emotionally and more likely to overreact when other people quarrel or machines break down. It might be a good idea to analyze your dreams first thing in the morning so you can learn from and release them. That way you will be more balanced throughout your day.

Libra - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Machines are likely to pose a few problems today, Libra, particularly where work and money are concerned. An unforeseen problem might interfere with your social life, perhaps forcing you to cancel a get-together you've been anticipating. If the person you were supposed to meet protests, avoid taking out your frustrations on him or her. Make new arrangements. It's only a temporary situation.

Scorpio - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Obstacles may arise in the course of your chores when machines break down and interfere with your efficiency. Your frustrations may cause you to want to yell and throw things. If you must blow your top, Scorpio, do it in such a way as to avoid causing upset to others. Go for a workout or jog. The machines will be fixed and the situation will pass. Hang in there.

Sagittarius - Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Payment for work you've performed may not come when expected, Sagittarius, particularly if direct deposit is involved. The planetary energies today don't favor the smooth functioning of computers or other machines. This is a temporary setback and not worth stressing over. Don't give in to the temptation to lose your temper. All will be straightened out and your funds will be in their proper place.

Capricorn - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Family members might not be in the best of moods today, Capricorn. Frustration with machines or friends could have tempers on edge, so try to avoid the temptation to get into arguments. The problems will be resolved and the bad moods will pass. You don't want any residual bad feelings between you and them. This is a good day to get out and spend the day in the bookstore by yourself.

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading

Pisces - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Temporary upsets regarding money might result from a computer failure of some sort. Take care not to lose your temper over it, Pisces. Instead, remain calm, focused, and polite until everything is worked out. Your financial condition itself still looks very promising. It's just that the planetary energies don't favor machines today, so they may all go out of whack. Hang in there.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


You know, right, that horoscope writers are middle-aged women in hair curlers sitting in split-level homes somewhere in the midwest. Maybe this one watched an episode of "doomsday preppers" and decided to spice up her entries for today.

Somehow I'm not inclined to take this any more seriously than someone quoting his proverbial "uncle".
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funny, my furnace went out this morning, I am a scorpio.
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My power flickered yesterday (just long enough to have to reset the digital clocks), but nothing today (yet)! I'm an Aquarius.
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Well yesterday the Internet just stopped working it was bein painfully slow. But that morning the Comcast guys came over to fix the phones and thus by doing that it somehow screwed around with our connection. So I had the idea of recycling the router and stuff, everything went back to normal.

That's strange though huh. Maybe CME has something to do with it.
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Well yesterday the Internet just stopped working it was bein painfully slow. But that morning the Comcast guys came over to fix the phones and thus by doing that it somehow screwed around with our connection. So I had the idea of recycling the router and stuff, everything went back to normal.

That's strange though huh. Maybe CME has something to do with it.
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Oh, and I'm a Taurus. Moo
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Don't see Pisces - I guess I'm okay! LOL
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Interestingly enough, I just blew a fuse at work
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Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
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Internet has been up and down all day.....
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Earlier I posted how my horoscope for tomorrow was a little strange:

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading.

Well All TWELVE horoscopes say pretty much the same thing. No power tomorrow??? Check it out for yourself.

Someone PIN this if for no other reason than it's friggin' creepy as hell

Aries - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Computers and other equipment could go haywire today, limiting your abilities to work at maximum efficiency. Even though you're usually calm and laid back, Aries, today the ogre in you may be tempted to emerge. Don't let it. It will only cause tension between you and those around you. Stay calm and focused, call in a technician, and enjoy the break from your routine.

Taurus - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Don't try to sign up for a class over the phone or online today, Taurus, as it probably won't work. This also isn't a good day to travel - delays are likely whether you fly or drive. If you've been planning a trip, don't finalize the arrangements now. Wait a few days, as computers and other equipment used in such arrangements are likely to malfunction, and you could end up frustrated.

Gemini - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
No matter what friends tell you, Gemini, this isn't the day to make an investment of any kind, from buying a house to starting a savings account. And this isn't a good day to invest online. The planetary energies don't favor computers or other forms of modern technology used in such transactions, so wait a day or two. Discussions about possibilities are OK. Just don't do it yet.

Cancer - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
More than one problem with modern equipment could rear its head today, Cancer. Computers could malfunction, crash, or be maddeningly slow. You might also have a hard time reaching people you need to talk to. Don't be tempted to blow your top. That won't accomplish anything. Just call the technicians and get it handled. Tomorrow everything should be back to normal.

Leo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
A trip of some kind might have to be postponed, as computers and other technology involved in your arrangements might be temporarily out of operation. This can prove frustrating, Leo, but it's beyond your control. The best thing to do is make new arrangements and move on. For the most part, everything is going very well for you, so don't give in to panic. Hang in there.

Virgo - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Some upsetting dreams might haunt you today, Virgo. They might evoke some uncomfortable emotional issues. You might be a bit edgy emotionally and more likely to overreact when other people quarrel or machines break down. It might be a good idea to analyze your dreams first thing in the morning so you can learn from and release them. That way you will be more balanced throughout your day.

Libra - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Machines are likely to pose a few problems today, Libra, particularly where work and money are concerned. An unforeseen problem might interfere with your social life, perhaps forcing you to cancel a get-together you've been anticipating. If the person you were supposed to meet protests, avoid taking out your frustrations on him or her. Make new arrangements. It's only a temporary situation.

Scorpio - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Obstacles may arise in the course of your chores when machines break down and interfere with your efficiency. Your frustrations may cause you to want to yell and throw things. If you must blow your top, Scorpio, do it in such a way as to avoid causing upset to others. Go for a workout or jog. The machines will be fixed and the situation will pass. Hang in there.

Sagittarius - Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Payment for work you've performed may not come when expected, Sagittarius, particularly if direct deposit is involved. The planetary energies today don't favor the smooth functioning of computers or other machines. This is a temporary setback and not worth stressing over. Don't give in to the temptation to lose your temper. All will be straightened out and your funds will be in their proper place.

Capricorn - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Family members might not be in the best of moods today, Capricorn. Frustration with machines or friends could have tempers on edge, so try to avoid the temptation to get into arguments. The problems will be resolved and the bad moods will pass. You don't want any residual bad feelings between you and them. This is a good day to get out and spend the day in the bookstore by yourself.

Aquarius - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Problems in your community may result from malfunctioning machines. Be prepared, Aquarius. Have flashlights handy in case of a power outage, and walk instead of drive in case signals cause major traffic jams. Neighbors may be going crazy, but try to stay calm. This is a temporary situation, and not worth getting all stressed over. A good piece of advice is to spend the day reading

Pisces - Wednesday, Feb 6, 2013
[link to my.horoscope.com]
Temporary upsets regarding money might result from a computer failure of some sort. Take care not to lose your temper over it, Pisces. Instead, remain calm, focused, and polite until everything is worked out. Your financial condition itself still looks very promising. It's just that the planetary energies don't favor machines today, so they may all go out of whack. Hang in there.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


wow.well, someone has taken Mercury retrograde to a whole new level. hahaha
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Scorpio here. Not a thing to mention. Right as rain.1dpanic
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it is a 5 day in numerology


beware



and i say the mideast goes crazy as soon as late tonight
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HEREIT IS U STOOPID SHIT HOLES



SURE SURE IVE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE THIS MORNING

BUT FUCK U ASSHOLES ANYWAYS



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Went to start my car this morning and it sputtered, shook, and the check engine light came on. Went back into the house to call my mechanic and his phone rang and rang; no answer. Called a friend's cell who works with the mechanic and he said their mechanic's shop has no power!

Ten minutes later my phone rings and it's my son's bus driver. Bus broke down on the side of the Westside Highway. They expect to be waiting on the side of the road for five hours for a replacement bus as the fleet reports multiple bus break-downs. Driver fears children may start feeding on each other as they're so hungry.

Heard shots fired in the street. Many misfires as well as guns seem to be jamming. Sirens seem to be coming but then fade (cars either died or sirens have stopped working). As I write, someone is ringing my door bell (but it seems to have stopped....did they go away or is it a short in the bell?).
Now banging on my door! Door has been broken down and they're coming................
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I guess us virgos will be fine either way. I just need to write my dreams down more. lol

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Scorpio here. Not a thing to mention. Right as rain.1dpanic
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That you know of.....BWAhahahahaha
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Well here in Brazil, Campinas-SP the traffic system had a Bad day and no backup
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portugal here, nothing to report sir, all systems up and running, including austerity.
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yawn


what a boooooooring day....
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it seems that they failed again...



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seriously...

AT&T phone service went out in the night (after 12am) here for us and everything within 30 miles of me... eastern kentucky location.

I dont give horrorscopes much credit...

and i didnt know about this thread...

but my father was quite botherd the phone was out...

that is how he passes his free time... lol



My horoscope was right on lol
it certainly wasnt an extreme event... but there was equipment failure/machines did malfunction lol

"Family members might not be in the best of moods today, Capricorn. Frustration with machines or friends could have tempers on edge, so try to avoid the temptation to get into arguments. The problems will be resolved and the bad moods will pass."

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