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Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???

 
dallasdog972
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Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
I recentely wondered why I buy and drink beer. I also thought I pissed a lot more than I drank and I recentely proved it to myself by drinking a 24oz can of beer, wait then until I have to urinate and go in a measuring cup. I took chemistry classes and am pretty good at reading a miniscus line. I've noticed that for every 24 oz can of beer i drink, within 15-30 minutes I urinate approximately 40 ounces. These seems pretty crazy to me, and the beer is being wasted if i'm just pissing it out like this.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
Getting rid of the alcohol uses water. Thats why you are often very thirsty after being drunk the night before.

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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
In actuality you only rent beer. And it's a short term rental at that.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
Salt dude, salt and alcohol are natural diuretics.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
Because alcohol dehydrates you (literally draws the water from your cells).

Cool experiment though. But kind of unnecessary.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
beer acts as a diuretic.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


YES! Definetly, drink it!
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


YES! Definetly, drink it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33731653



If alcohol remains in it i will. I don't want to waste that. But i want to be able to cut it with something to kill the taste.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


YES! Definetly, drink it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33731653


Nothing like an urine induced buzz. You may need some more of it tho.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Are you really this stupid?
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Actually it does, and you can get drunk, but you will most likely get a nasty hangover from all the salt.
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Are you really this stupid?
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Why are you attacking me for asking a question?
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Re: Beer to piss ratio is 2X why???
It's called your body trying to get rid of poison.


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Idiots.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Are you really this stupid?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Why are you attacking me for asking a question?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


How am I attacking you? I asked you if you were as stupid as I thought you were. Now you just confirmed, yes, you are.
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Do you know if any of the alcohol content remains in the urine? So if i were to drink it would I be able to get a secondary buzz?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Are you really this stupid?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Why are you attacking me for asking a question?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


How am I attacking you? I asked you if you were as stupid as I thought you were. Now you just confirmed, yes, you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Wow, you're ripping on me for asking a legit question. Nice
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