She never bitches about getting fed the same food for over seventy years

Heartwarming!

I knew I'd getcha with that! LOL

Dogs are awesome beings. I'm more of a cat person, but it's only because I feel like dogs are just... I dunno, I'm unworthy.

Because........they know their name? or maybe because they know they should shit outside??

Get a cane corso with the ears cropped. It will be like you have some sort of jungle cat walking around the house.

Nah, I dunno... they're just too nice, and they make me feel like an asshole.

Your dog is over seventy? Call Guiness Book of World Records!!

Edit: Ah... dog years... lol. Got me.

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lol. reminds me of a Far Side cartoon where there's two dogs sitting behind their bowls and one says to the other, "Oh boy! Tonight it's dog food again!" :D

Dogs! Man's best friend.

Here's a test. Throw your spouse and dog into the trunk and leave them for an hour. When you come back, which is happiest to see you?

Dogs are ugly, clumsy and they shit. Stupid fucking animals.

At least you can fuck a wife.

What is the one food she gets every day?

That's the funniest shit I've read on here for dayssssssssssssss.....LOL

Costco.....lamb and rice dry mix,and she loves it!

And she is going on 12 and in great shape......the only time she hurts is when someone runs her too long chasing the 4 wheeler she loves to run!

ok mine love lamb and rice too, but I cook it for them, the alternative at my place is raw chicken pieces, but they're very rigid about food anyway, can't introduce them to anything new.