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Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...

 
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Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
Just got done watching a DVD that a friend of mine sent me, it was a clip from a symposium on genetics, pretty thought provoking stuff.

Anyway, this geneticist gets up and says we (humans) are obviously genetically engineered (we have a fused 2nd and 3rd chromosome and many many other anomalies in our chromosomes and DNA) anyway, he put forth a pretty convincing argument that we (humans) were genetically engineered for this particular planet and we were seeded here on the planet Earth by some other highly advanced human-like species...

Now I don't want any biblical arguments about that possibility, I respect that, but that's not my thrust tonight...

What I was wondering was, if we are genetically related to this species that seeded us on this planet, would we still have any similarities to them at all?!?!?

Or has environment and evolution moved us in a totally separate direction?!?!?

Would we recognize the face of God if we saw it...and it looked like us?!?!? After all, we were created in his image...

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"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
Would they understand our music...

I mean I don't even understand half of that shit...

And can you imagine if they saw Toby Keith?!?!?

"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure!"



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"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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I mean can you imagine what God must think of us when he see's something like this...


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What a fuckin' disappointment we must be...


"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
Would they understand our music...

I mean I don't even understand half of that shit...

And can you imagine if they saw Toby Keith?!?!?

"Take off an nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure!"


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When children play, we understand it, but we also enjoy watching them have fun.
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
Would they understand our music...

I mean I don't even understand half of that shit...

And can you imagine if they saw Toby Keith?!?!?

"Take off an nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure!"


 Quoting: Saddletramp


When children play, we understand it, but we also enjoy watching them have fun.
 Quoting: CeeLite


Yeah but when Children are petty, greedy, and cruel, we want to spank their ass...so...


"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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I just try to think about this from their perspective, and all I can do is...

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"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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God must wish he had started with a bigger gene pool now, eh?!?!?
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"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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What a fuckin' disappointment we must be...


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Yep, catchy tune....sorry morals.....I used to live in the Red Solo cup until God's grace yanked me out of John Barley Corn's grip.
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What a fuckin' disappointment we must be...


 Quoting: Saddletramp


Yep, catchy tune....sorry morals.....I used to live in the Red Solo cup until God's grace yanked me out of John Barley Corn's grip.
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Did you really just say "John Barley Corn"...dude, I think YOU are one of THEM sent to watch US...

j/k

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"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
While I'm thinking like this, it would be a perfect time to trip balls...

I need some peyote or mescaline...unfortunately all I have is Robitussin...

I guess I'll just pass and get ready for bed...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 02/06/2013 01:19 AM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
I think it was a combination of the Led Zepplin thread and that DVD that did this to me...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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We are a highly advanced mixture of rats and dolphins. Minds with a particularly refined ability to manipulate anything around us. We are huge rats with scary minds or advanced fish with benevolent minds.

We are humans with scary shit minds.
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We are a highly advanced mixture of rats and dolphins. Minds with a particularly refined ability to manipulate anything around us. We are huge rats with scary minds or advanced fish with benevolent minds.

We are humans with scary shit minds.
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Some truth in that...we can definitely rationalize ANYTHING into existence...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: Feeling Kinda Funky Tonight...Weird Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey Kinda Shit, And I'm Not Even High...
Welp I'm off to bed, if you see God before I do, apologize profusely and tell him I said, "hi"...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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I think it was a combination of the Led Zepplin thread and that DVD that did this to me...
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What a fuckin' disappointment we must be...


 Quoting: Saddletramp


Yep, catchy tune....sorry morals.....I used to live in the Red Solo cup until God's grace yanked me out of John Barley Corn's grip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


Did you really just say "John Barley Corn"...dude, I think YOU are one of THEM sent to watch US...

j/k

peace
 Quoting: Saddletramp





John almost killed me....God saved me....period!
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What a fuckin' disappointment we must be...


 Quoting: Saddletramp


Yep, catchy tune....sorry morals.....I used to live in the Red Solo cup until God's grace yanked me out of John Barley Corn's grip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


Did you really just say "John Barley Corn"...dude, I think YOU are one of THEM sent to watch US...

j/k

peace
 Quoting: Saddletramp





John almost killed me....God saved me....period!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


Glad he did bro, going through experiences like that will really prove the existence of a higher power to you for sure! It's a beautiful thing when we start to see all of the little daily miricles in our lives...gives one perspective.
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Yep, catchy tune....sorry morals.....I used to live in the Red Solo cup until God's grace yanked me out of John Barley Corn's grip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


Did you really just say "John Barley Corn"...dude, I think YOU are one of THEM sent to watch US...

j/k

peace
 Quoting: Saddletramp





John almost killed me....God saved me....period!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371470


Glad he did bro, going through experiences like that will really prove the existence of a higher power to you for sure! It's a beautiful thing when we start to see all of the little daily miricles in our lives...gives one perspective.
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25 Years away from my old girlfriend Ethyl B. Alcohol......It was a true gift From God when I dumped her with a little help from my friends.

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