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We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106

 
DoorBert

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We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Less than a month ago NASA announced that the Earth is in fact safe from the infamous asteroid, Apophis, which was expected to collide with our planet in 2036.

It is now reported that the chances of impact are lower than one in a million.

Despite that good news, it turns out that any celebrations might be a little premature.

Two weeks ago Russian astronomers Andrey Oreshko and Timur Kryachko discovered yet another asteroid, with the catchy name of 2012 YQ1, which will, in all likelihood, crash into Earth, but not until 2106.

[link to english.ruvr.ru]
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02/06/2013 07:31 AM
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
100% sure it will crash?

COOL!!

93 YEARS OF PARTY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Nice knowing everyone
THE EBOLA-ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Yeah, my tomato plants are getting whiplash injuries with constantly being yanked in and back out again.
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02/06/2013 07:37 AM
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Sorry man, they can't even predict tomorrow's weather accurately.
Let alone 93 years forward for a meteorite.

Proof is in your post where they admit the miss calculated the 2036 pass by and corrected odds to less than 1/1M
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Not 93 years. Pole shift, an event much more devastating will happen soon in the next few months, according to ET contactees.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
i doubt the calculations so far ahead.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
about as believable as all your other propagandabsflag5absflagpropogandapoop
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
bump for interest
THE EBOLA-ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
i doubt the calculations so far ahead.
 Quoting: icepack


Let's not forget those shitty grainy photos of other planets. Lol
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02/06/2013 08:11 AM
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
It's only 270 meters wide. The one that killed the dinosaurs was 10,000 meters wide, at least.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
if we havent figured out how to stop an asteroid by 2106...we fail as a species and deserve to get hit.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Even Bruce Willis will be no help by 2106. He'll be as old as Mick Jagger by then.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
also i guess these russians don't know about energy=massxvelocity. because...this thing is only a couple hundred meters across, and the velocity is unknown, not to mention the mass. therefore...the article says it will have a force of 25,000 atomic bombs. what size bombs? how do you know without knowing mass or velocity? i call BS.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
also i guess these russians don't know about energy=massxvelocity. because...this thing is only a couple hundred meters across, and the velocity is unknown, not to mention the mass. therefore...the article says it will have a force of 25,000 atomic bombs. what size bombs? how do you know without knowing mass or velocity? i call BS.
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bump
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:bs:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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math isnt a strong suit of the soviet.
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02/06/2013 08:41 AM
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Bullshit! Kitty Cats are forever!
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02/06/2013 08:53 AM
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Anyone who believes this shit needs their bollocks on a skewer.
It was only about 6 or 7 years ago that they de-classified Pluto as a planet by saying it was too small.

A safe way to view life on this planet is to believe nothing without verifiable proof and question EVERYTHING.
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02/06/2013 09:48 AM

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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
DoorBert, when you post an old article it is always smart to check for follow-ups.
2012 YQ1 was discovered on 19 December 2012.

Two weeks ago Russian astronomers Andrey Oreshko and Timur Kryachko discovered yet another asteroid, with the catchy name of 2012 YQ1, which will, in all likelihood, crash into Earth, but not until 2106.

[link to english.ruvr.ru]
 Quoting: DoorBert

This is what is commonly known as a lie.

With ten days worth of observation the impact risk for 2106 was 1 in 3,000,000. I.E. in all likelihood it would NOT hit.
[link to hohmanntransfer.com]

Further, with more observation data the orbit was refined.
It was taken of the sentry list on January 8th.
It is not going to hit in 2106.
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

(ETA: I just noticed that one of the observers was L. Elenin.)

Guess The Voice of Russia are bunch of irrational doom-mongers.
They'd feel right at home here.
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Anyone who believes this shit needs their bollocks on a skewer.
It was only about 6 or 7 years ago that they de-classified Pluto as a planet by saying it was too small.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028

Size had nothing to do with it.
And it is "re-classified".
Pluto is a lot of things: TNO, KBO, Plutino, etc.
What it is not under the current definition is a full-blown planet.
If we'd stuck with the old definition we'd have something like 20 planets now, the majority of which are rather insignificant.

(Others say the solar system has only 4 planets worth mentioning.)
book

Last Edited by Halcyon Dayz, FCD on 02/06/2013 09:50 AM
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DoorBert (OP)

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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Comet Ison caught on film by Deep Impact craft

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Oh crapola! I need to prepare. What month and day? Morning or night? Which part of earth? I wanna make sure I am elsewhere. Thanks for heads up. Sheesh. Panic sex ladies?
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
I wonder if GLP still exists then so people can BSFLAG this thread in case if it does not happen.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
clinton no
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Not 93 years. Pole shift, an event much more devastating will happen soon in the next few months, according to ET contactees.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


According to ufo contactees that should have happened hundreds of times in the last few years
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
100% sure it will crash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30317398


Not even remotely close to possible.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
Not 93 years. Pole shift, an event much more devastating will happen soon in the next few months, according to ET contactees.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


et contactees = scam artists and deranged looneys
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
I will only be 140 yrs old ,mearly a pup ,in the prime of my life and its gonna be cut short by this whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.hidingyoda
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
fucks by then we will have super killer laser beams to fuck that roid up.
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
I'll be dead as fuck by then...soo...FUCK IT!
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Re: We have 93 years left till the next End of the World: killer asteroid to hit Earth in 2106
I will be stardust by then again. I don't give a fuck.

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