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Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.

 
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02/06/2013 11:31 AM
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Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
We humans feel pain when we harm our bodies and do something we shouldn’t, that’s why we have pain. Why would god want women to have babies if he makes them feel so much pain giving birth, its as if he is saying don’t do that!
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02/06/2013 11:34 AM
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
no its not about that you silly,pain is just a passing feeling,while birth is continuing

well u know what i mean,pain is there to serve a purpose to teach you and tell you something,btw ive heard that women who go through natural birth giving helps and remedies can reduce it to very low levels

however i think if woman wouldnt feel pain than she wouldnt remember as good and clear of those events so that serves multiple purposes

pain is good,the question is what u use it for
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02/06/2013 11:46 AM
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
Contractions are just giant stomach cramps.
If he didn't want us to have cramps he wouldn't have given us a period either.

He is so lacking in win.
It's almost like he had no fucking clue what he was doing at all.
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02/06/2013 11:47 AM
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
We humans feel pain when we harm our bodies and do something we shouldn’t, that’s why we have pain. Why would god want women to have babies if he makes them feel so much pain giving birth, its as if he is saying don’t do that!
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:Ummmm...ok.:
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
We humans feel pain when we harm our bodies and do something we shouldn’t, that’s why we have pain. Why would god want women to have babies if he makes them feel so much pain giving birth, its as if he is saying don’t do that!
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Maybe if we didn't have a culture that has an emphasis on women with small hips as being the most desirable, more babies would be born from bigger women who wouldn't need to tear themselves apart so much to pop out a new kid!

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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
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02/06/2013 12:01 PM

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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Beat me to it. Furthermore God does want us to procreate because even after Adam/Eve he proclaimed:

Gen 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

/endthread

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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Did Eave have periods 'before' she plucked the apple from the tree? Just asking.
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Did Eave have periods 'before' she plucked the apple from the tree? Just asking.
 Quoting: Tanarus


Considering the bible doesn't mention it I think it's fair to assume yes. Birthing and ovulation are two different things.

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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Did Eave have periods 'before' she plucked the apple from the tree? Just asking.
 Quoting: Tanarus


We'll have to go send an excavation crew to look for and then analyze the age of her tampons.
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
We humans feel pain when we harm our bodies and do something we shouldn’t, that’s why we have pain. Why would god want women to have babies if he makes them feel so much pain giving birth, its as if he is saying don’t do that!
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you are a fucking idiot ,thats all
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
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Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Did Eave have periods 'before' she plucked the apple from the tree? Just asking.
 Quoting: Tanarus


We'll have to go send an excavation crew to look for and then analyze the age of her tampons.
 Quoting: The Lump Under the Carpet


laugh
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
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Ledged has it....
That's why women go through their monthly's. It's supposto be a reminder of the sin.
 Quoting: Tanarus


No, the word of God has it. And I never heard of the correlation between a woman's period and it being a reminder of sin.
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Did Eave have periods 'before' she plucked the apple from the tree? Just asking.
 Quoting: Tanarus


We'll have to go send an excavation crew to look for and then analyze the age of her tampons.
 Quoting: The Lump Under the Carpet


:Dooooh!:

Anyway's. Just something I hear people saying.
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Only we see the same method of reproduction in nearly every animal on the planet, not just humans.
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Beat me to it. Furthermore God does want us to procreate because even after Adam/Eve he proclaimed:

Gen 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

/endthread
 Quoting: Chris12138


Yup god likes people being happy, sex makes people happy,
as long as its not with a sheep5a
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
We humans feel pain when we harm our bodies and do something we shouldn’t, that’s why we have pain. Why would god want women to have babies if he makes them feel so much pain giving birth, its as if he is saying don’t do that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Okay, so he wants the human race to die off?
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
It was a curse for Eve's disobedience.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16
 Quoting: TheLevite777


Beat me to it. Furthermore God does want us to procreate because even after Adam/Eve he proclaimed:

Gen 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

/endthread
 Quoting: Chris12138


Yup god likes people being happy, sex makes people happy,
as long as its not with a sheep5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33810513


There's a few more guidelines than that but LOL

Good sideways

Bad cowbonk

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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
maybe it's so women will actually keep and cherish them lol...
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Re: Food for thought, god doesn’t want women to have babies.
maybe it's so women will actually keep and cherish them lol...
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Good point.

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