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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

 
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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

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THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

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Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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So... that crazy tingle uncontrollable feels like I'm going to explode makes my toes curl... it's all in my head???

hmm
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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clappa
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So... that crazy tingle uncontrollable feels like I'm going to explode makes my toes curl... it's all in my head???

hmm
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well all the progress is being how can I say translated in the brain, I mean with out a brain you wouldn't feel anything.
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOLlol
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So... that crazy tingle uncontrollable feels like I'm going to explode makes my toes curl... it's all in my head???

hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


well all the progress is being how can I say translated in the brain, I mean with out a brain you wouldn't feel anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26472864


touché hf
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02/06/2013 12:03 PM
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OMG LOL, um, is that what you believe? Your poor wife/gf!
Charlotte :)
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I actually do orgasm (and it ain't fake, it just comes when it comes). If that's not an orgasm, then it's something that appears to be an orgasm..and I am female. Or just because some women fake it, doesn't make the female orgasm a myth.
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fuck you and the baptists churches website
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Now it's becoming a denominational issue?

It may be true for those who were interviewed for their study.
But hardly for the general populace.

If it's a myth...-
Than I'm myth-tified!

If it's a myth...

Than I'm myth-taken

If it's a myth...

Than I'm myth-erable
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People on that baptist forum are nuts.
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...makes me wonder, if they emerged my mind, what wonderful things/feelings else i could create ..?
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Whut she said! Right on MO!rockon
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Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.
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O dear, poor you.
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02/06/2013 12:11 PM
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my girl has no problem having orgasms. When she is screaming and squirming. Honestly, tell that to my bed sheets. The wet spot that she leaves tells me that she is having orgasms.

I am sorry that you cant get your girl there.
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People on that baptist forum are nuts.
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Yeah that Baptist website is a trip, I agree they're all nuts LOL
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OMG LOL, um, is that what you believe? Your poor wife/gf!
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Wife/gf? you mean blow-up Barbie.
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fuck you and the baptists churches website
 Quoting: nocty


Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL
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OMG LOL, um, is that what you believe? Your poor wife/gf!
 Quoting: Charlott


Wife/gf? you mean blow-up Barbie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26974867


Now I know she don't have an orgasm ROFL
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
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sounds like someone's making excuses for hubby's lack of imagination in bed.

a lot of women don't orgasm with penetration ONLY. they require additional stimulation...that doesn't mean that the female orgasm isn't 100% awesomely real.
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fuck you and the baptists churches website
 Quoting: nocty


Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937


Can what be proven? M.O. and I can DISPROVE that it is a "myth" in a hot minute!
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Boy that link to that website it some crazy stuff!
I read 2 pages of comments and if I did not know better, I would have guessed it's a joke website. Unfortunately, there really are men out there that think like that. That is truly scary!

Summary of that "mens" forum:

Women don't have orgasms, women who say they do or talk about those things are "harlots", women that try to enter the conversation that they don't have orgasms are dumb, dumb, dumb. Women are meant to just open up to their christian man take it for a couple of minutes(3 if they're lucky) to get impregnated.....

Wow, it's amazing the lack of intelligence in that online forum!

FYI to anyone that thinks like that....women have orgasms if the sex is good, and if you want to get God involved....he designed us too, so maybe you men could use us properly so we perform as designed!
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
 Quoting: Really? 20213763


Ah...that's what I get for commenting w/o looking at the link.

rolleyes
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It starts to twitch a bit.

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Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOL
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Oh ahahaha I think you know the answer.
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You can know when a Jewish woman reaches orgasm.

She puts down her nail file.
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OMG LOL, um, is that what you believe? Your poor wife/gf!
 Quoting: Charlott


LOL
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72% of Baptist women don't have orgasms, now that I'd believe.
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I don't buy that for a second lol.

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