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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/06/2013 12:22 PM
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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LOL - you got that right!

It can go on and on and on........
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02/06/2013 12:22 PM
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If 72% are fake. 28% are real, therefore not mythic in nature. I understand you trying to validate your shortcomings though. It's sad, put more effort into foreplay.
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02/06/2013 12:24 PM
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
The OP knows that the Landover Baptist website is a fake right? Right?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/06/2013 12:25 PM
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fuck you and the baptists churches website
 Quoting: nocty


Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937


Can what be proven? M.O. and I can DISPROVE that it is a "myth" in a hot minute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


Well then...

How you doing? lol
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02/06/2013 12:25 PM
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
So tonight I should just plug into the wife and shoot my load asap. This saves so much time now that I know it is fake. Damn her for 15 years of lies.

So I went through years of having my skull crushed from her vice like gripping thighs as I licked her clean. All just a waste of time. Or when she sat on my face and forced me to chow down....all fuckin fake. Who would of thought.

All the screams, bites, scratching, toys and wet tremors from her.......all fake......fuck!

I thank you for setting me on the right path.
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02/06/2013 12:25 PM
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
 Quoting: Really? 20213763


Yeah, I thought it was well-known by now that Landover Baptist Church is a spoof website.

From [link to www.landoverbaptist.org]

Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

End Spoiler Alert
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02/06/2013 12:26 PM
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
 Quoting: Really? 20213763


Ah...that's what I get for commenting w/o looking at the link.

rolleyes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


I am not sure it is satire.

I wish it were though.
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02/06/2013 12:27 PM
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
 Quoting: Really? 20213763


Ha! These people think that website is real. People need to do a bit of critical thinking and use their common sense.
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02/06/2013 12:28 PM
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
So tonight I should just plug into the wife and shoot my load asap. This saves so much time now that I know it is fake. Damn her for 15 years of lies.

So I went through years of having my skull crushed from her vice like gripping thighs as I licked her clean. All just a waste of time. Or when she sat on my face and forced me to chow down....all fuckin fake. Who would of thought.

All the screams, bites, scratching, toys and wet tremors from her.......all fake......fuck!

I thank you for setting me on the right path.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3214470


Yep!
It's the biggest conspiracy of them all brother lol
Anonymous Coward
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02/06/2013 12:29 PM
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Some guy who's terrible at sex must have written that.
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02/06/2013 12:30 PM
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72% of Baptist women don't have orgasms, now that I'd believe.
 Quoting: American Sith: Darth Shillerus


lolsign
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02/06/2013 12:31 PM
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Some guy who's terrible at sex must have written that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15041895


It is satire. It wasn't a real letter. The site is like the Onion.
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Trying to get yourself off the hook for not trying to please your women?

Keep thinking that way and you can watch all your ladies go out the door.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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02/06/2013 12:33 PM
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72% of Baptist women don't have orgasms, now that I'd believe.
 Quoting: American Sith: Darth Shillerus


lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33758379


So sad... :(
AxE

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02/06/2013 12:33 PM
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Wait, you're taking cues from a church about sex?!?

What a moran
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02/06/2013 12:34 PM
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Wait, you're taking cues from a church about sex?!?

What a moran
 Quoting: AxE


It is not a church. It is a satire site.
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02/06/2013 12:35 PM
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These are absolute facts I have learned

1. 95% of sex is mental
2. There are several kinds of Orgasm
3. Women tend to have many mental and emotional hang-ups and blocks which prevent orgasm
4. Female Orgasm is real (all kinds) and has been documented time and time again
5. This thread is a joke

Just in case anyone takes this thread seriously

Last Edited by Veresanctus on 02/06/2013 12:35 PM
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"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another." -- Galatians 5:14-26
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02/06/2013 12:37 PM
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I know your full of bs because i make my girlfriend squirt and her body practically convulses. Sorry breh. Sucks to suck.
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02/06/2013 12:39 PM
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Wait, you're taking cues from a church about sex?!?

What a moran
 Quoting: AxE


It is not a church. It is a satire site.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


It is a satire site, but they hide that in very fine print. There is another real baptist site fighting to get that site taken down, since apparently real christians think it's real.

They say the satire site stops posts that contain the words joke, parody, satire, so that they can keep fooling people into thinking the site is real. Soooo, it would seem some of those posters are real.
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02/06/2013 12:40 PM
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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
 Quoting: Really? 20213763


Ha! These people think that website is real. People need to do a bit of critical thinking and use their common sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123



I think there's a glut of common sense here and a shortage of critical thinking.
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02/06/2013 12:40 PM
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Keep telling yourself that if it makes you happier in the bedroom department.
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02/06/2013 12:43 PM

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Note to self...

GLP is full of headline readers. chuckle


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Note to self...

GLP is full of headline readers. chuckle


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Same as the real world - ask any good copywriter.
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02/06/2013 12:45 PM
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This is like peeking in a window of immense ignorance and racisst garbage. Are these people really representing themselves as Christians?

I suggest they study the bible and they will find some very erotic love making described therein and it is not solely confined to making babies but pleasuring the husband and wife.
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
These are absolute facts I have learned

1. 95% of sex is mental
2. There are several kinds of Orgasm
3. Women tend to have many mental and emotional hang-ups and blocks which prevent orgasm
4. Female Orgasm is real (all kinds) and has been documented time and time again
5. This thread is a joke

Just in case anyone takes this thread seriously
 Quoting: Veresanctus


Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

Lol of course, we are on GLP.
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02/06/2013 12:47 PM
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


cruise
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Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

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Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937



This has to be a joke.lmao
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02/06/2013 12:49 PM
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Sheesh, some people are taking this all way too seriously.
This was meant for fun on a boring Wednesday.
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putin
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after reading this thread i really need a fix, anyone know where i can score some myth?

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