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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

 
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Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

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Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.
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What i take from this is your not doing things correctly, try a new "angle" of approach.....GL.....if that doesnt work, maybe you were just meant to be gay
luv
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Oh, for fuck's sake! First an article from the Onion, now one from Landover Baptist.
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People on that baptist forum are nuts.
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maybe pleasing a lady is a myth to them !

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02/06/2013 12:56 PM
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Sheesh, some people are taking this all way too seriously.
This was meant for fun on a boring Wednesday.
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Lol it is good shit. Fuck if guys think this to be true....we r doomed. Nothing better than a wife, gf or whatever reaching her peak.
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Bogus site, one star.
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after reading this thread i really need a fix, anyone know where i can score some myth?
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LMAO
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02/06/2013 01:01 PM
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72% of Baptist women don't have orgasms, now that I'd believe.
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i bet some of them want huge boners in black holes ^^
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOLlol
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they don't have to.. as a man, i know it happens because i make it happen. and it ain't fake by any stretch of the imagination.

Some of the shit you people believe is amazing.
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02/06/2013 01:19 PM
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Lol coming from the source it is, yeah right
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Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.
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They must be referring to only Baptist women?

Studmuffin will be back home tonight -- hope he has been eating his Wheaties during that strategy meeting.

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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Whut she said! Right on MO!rockon
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women can have effectively infinite orgasms in a row. ever gotten your girl in the shower and touched the adjustable head on 'jet' setting to her twat? yeah. it's like the damn thing is a fun button.
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Wait, you're taking cues from a church about sex?!?

What a moran
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It is not a church. It is a satire site.
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Stop spoiling our fun!!!

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Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!
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There are loads of dumbasses on this site who think the Onion, Daily Rash, Landover Baptist et al are real!

Go figure!

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fuck you and the baptists churches website
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Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL
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What?! You've never made women cum so hard they squirt,how sad your ability is so minimal.You've never had your head torn off buy clinching leggs and almost drown by women juice.Wow dude,go gay lol.
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fuck you and the baptists churches website
 Quoting: nocty


Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937


What?! You've never made women cum so hard they squirt,how sad your ability is so minimal.You've never had your head torn off buy clinching leggs and almost drown by women juice.Wow dude,go gay lol.
:bs5:
 Quoting: JimBomB


Now that's just disturbing LOL

Of course i have, but sadly after attempting to bring some humor to glp today means no one will ever believe me.
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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
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I am having a hard time reconciling the simultaneous amusement and sadness this brings me.
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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


^^ this!

but.. seriously - why should so many of us fake just to make the man happy?
that it is over sooner?
we´re not called an old frigid prune?
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Damn, glad I'm not a baptist. I know my wife has orgasms, multiple and this even after the dirty deed, assisted by myself. Even at 60, she is a hotty, well, one with mature flaws perhaps. At time she has to pull back as they are so intense and ongoing. Life is great!
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You've been had! The link in the OP is to a well-known satire, parody web site that has nothing to do with either baptists or churches.

(When read that way, it's a funny article.)
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on a good weekend

50 !!!

hott damn, that's some good shit.
them bapt women don't know what
they're missing.

maybe they just need new husbands
who are not anal retentive.

allow me

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Just to set the record straight....I'm a Baptist..been married to another Baptist for quite a number of years..and boy oh boy would some of you be surprised!!

Believe me, we got it goin' on!!! No faking in this Baptist neck of the woods.

And we can get freaky with the best of em..Hubby and wife only of course, but we can still rock the house down.
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


TOUCHE!

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Nice, Fuddy. So I guess you guys do handle snakes. Amen, Brother.
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Between me, you and the laundry machine, I have ample proof that my girlfriends orgasms are sincere.
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Nice, Fuddy. So I guess you guys do handle snakes. Amen, Brother.
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Sure thing..you'd be amazed at what we do with snakes..LOL!!

Just kidding of course..about the snakes..not the other..LOL..figured I'd better throw that in..too many people take things too literally on here..

No animals or reptiles ever harmed here.

Gotta laugh a little, even the Baptists.
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Funny. Best to you and your family, Fuddy.

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