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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

 
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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
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^^ this!

but.. seriously - why should so many of us fake just to make the man happy?
that it is over sooner?
we´re not called an old frigid prune?
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I've never quite understood why women would fake it unless it was to get him to hurry up and finish. When you fake it, you are giving him positive reinforcement for a bad "move". Now he thinks that whatever he just did is the magic move and will continue to do that awesome move that he thinks gave you an orgasm. Women do themselves a disservice when they fake it. I want him to repeat the move that ACTUALLY gives me an orgasm!
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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


^^ this!

but.. seriously - why should so many of us fake just to make the man happy?
that it is over sooner?
we´re not called an old frigid prune?
 Quoting: phoenixe


I've never quite understood why women would fake it unless it was to get him to hurry up and finish. When you fake it, you are giving him positive reinforcement for a bad "move". Now he thinks that whatever he just did is the magic move and will continue to do that awesome move that he thinks gave you an orgasm. Women do themselves a disservice when they fake it. I want him to repeat the move that ACTUALLY gives me an orgasm!
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


Yes, I see your point. But imagine being a woman who can only climax from clitoral stimulation... as long as your man goes down on you before you do the deed, there is really no need to prolong the sex :)
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my girl has no problem having orgasms. When she is screaming and squirming. Honestly, tell that to my bed sheets. The wet spot that she leaves tells me that she is having orgasms.

I am sorry that you cant get your girl there.
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She just pissed.
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Another idiot spouting off about something he knows nothing about. Women have multiple orgasms unlike the male. If they fake it - well that's their loss. Even his logic is off. God please spare us the ignorant assholes who have nothing better to do then make up stuff because they are just too damn lazy to study the medical facts.
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So, 72% of Baptist Wives admit to faking it?

That means that 72% of Baptist Husbands are Wham-Bam-Thank You Maam's!

Moral of the story ...Ladies don't marry a Baptist.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


^^ this!

but.. seriously - why should so many of us fake just to make the man happy?
that it is over sooner?
we´re not called an old frigid prune?
 Quoting: phoenixe


I've never quite understood why women would fake it unless it was to get him to hurry up and finish. When you fake it, you are giving him positive reinforcement for a bad "move". Now he thinks that whatever he just did is the magic move and will continue to do that awesome move that he thinks gave you an orgasm. Women do themselves a disservice when they fake it. I want him to repeat the move that ACTUALLY gives me an orgasm!
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


Yes, I see your point. But imagine being a woman who can only climax from clitoral stimulation... as long as your man goes down on you before you do the deed, there is really no need to prolong the sex :)
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it is somewhat like training a puppy.
so you only give him a treat (his orgasm) when he behaved well (this includes, giving you an orgasm, any way that works, before).

i really don´t know why one would have sex (or even prolong it) if it is not fun at all.

btw, 2 lessons i learned from my men:
- moaning with pleasure gives you more pleasure (not faking an orgasm! the moaning itself may be funny at first, but the more you try to, the more fun you will have)
- it´s your own responsibility to have fun in bed (which means, if you don´t talk about, show or take what you really enjoy, it is not his fault has he couldn´t know).
and i think they were quite right ;)
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LOL. I don't think my girlfriend would risk her marriage to be with me every day at lunch to fake those orgasms. I'm pretty sure they are real.
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LOL there is absolutely no reason for the female to have an orgasm and in fact they don't. They use the idea to manipulate the male. If women had orgasms like men do, they would be walking around naked begging anybody to have sex with them and give them a wonderful rocketship ride to heaven orgasm, but...they DON"T, because they don't have orgasms. What is really sad are the porn movies, where some addled whore will scream and throw her head back and gyrate her hips while pissing in an attempt to imitate the male ejaculation. Pitiful.
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LOL. I don't think my girlfriend would risk her marriage to be with me every day at lunch to fake those orgasms. I'm pretty sure they are real.
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LOL...she owns your ass now.
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOLlol
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Obviously you have never had a lady bust a nut on you, so sad. hehe
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LOL there is absolutely no reason for the female to have an orgasm and in fact they don't. They use the idea to manipulate the male. If women had orgasms like men do, they would be walking around naked begging anybody to have sex with them and give them a wonderful rocketship ride to heaven orgasm, but...they DON"T, because they don't have orgasms. What is really sad are the porn movies, where some addled whore will scream and throw her head back and gyrate her hips while pissing in an attempt to imitate the male ejaculation. Pitiful.
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actually studies in Japan prove that there is a biological reason for it.
You see..the fluid from a woman's ejaculate aids sperm on it's route to heaven.;))
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I've even heard pitiful, stupid guys bragging about how their gfs "cum"....they were being pissed on...too stoopid to know.

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People, people, people.

First of all, read the original post in its proper context. lol

Next: I was raised Baptist. I can more than safely say that some of these responses couldn't be further from the truth.

Ever been with a woman that was told sex is a bad thing to do? ;)

Yah. I thought not.

Oh, and btw...

I concur with what MO said. Too bad we got some jellys up in here.

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LOL there is absolutely no reason for the female to have an orgasm and in fact they don't. They use the idea to manipulate the male. If women had orgasms like men do, they would be walking around naked begging anybody to have sex with them and give them a wonderful rocketship ride to heaven orgasm, but...they DON"T, because they don't have orgasms. What is really sad are the porn movies, where some addled whore will scream and throw her head back and gyrate her hips while pissing in an attempt to imitate the male ejaculation. Pitiful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33831101


hey, you´re living under which stone exactly?

i really hope you´ve been joking.. if not:

you do know that woman aren´t/weren´t allowed to freely admit that kind of pleasure for centuries?
that those who did were marked as possessed?
that "hysteria" was a long known "female sickness" which was cured about a hundred years ago - by the invention of the vibrator?
that some run around like you´ve written above, but due to being called a slut and the possibility of getting pregnant it´s only few of them (who do it openly)?
so besides the last point mentioned, over the last centuries up to today, men are to blame that women do not "walk around naked" for the purpose of an orgasm.

just imagine what a wonderful world this could be if we all would pay in real orgasms instead of money !

(btw, according to your argumentation, i don´t see that much men walk around naked jacking of all the time ? do you know where they hide?)
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I know I can prove it. Give me a hitachi wand! lmao! Hell, I'll pass the fuck out from a great orgasm!
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They're on the subway in NYC, but they usually wear greasy trenchcoats.
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Well, this tells you what I've known all along. There are way too many guys who are really bad in bed and they suck at sex!
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this thread was sponsored by Islam - the organization against female freedom and pleasure
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If you feel they're suddenly pressing their vaginal muscles like crazy and they get wetter than usual they orgasmed. IF you've never felt that with a woman you've never made it happen.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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People on that baptist forum are nuts.
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ever heard the saying cow calling the kettle black? Look at this place.
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OP I will tell you a secret.....yes most women at some time in their lives have faked orgasms because their men have no idea whatsoever what they are doing.Most are clumsy and proud.When the men go to the bathroom the women pleasure themselves.Guys if the vaginal walls aren't contracting rhythmically then there has NOT been an orgasm worth having!
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I observe one true statistic in this article: atleast 72% of women lie.
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OP I will tell you a secret.....yes most women at some time in their lives have faked orgasms because their men have no idea whatsoever what they are doing.Most are clumsy and proud.When the men go to the bathroom the women pleasure themselves.Guys if the vaginal walls aren't contracting rhythmically then there has NOT been an orgasm worth having!
 Quoting: Childoflight 3888553

"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I observe one true statistic in this article: atleast 72% of women lie.
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CHUCKLE
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
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lol
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Did you guys actually click the link and read some of the posts on that forum? This has to be joke!
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OP I will tell you a secret.....yes most women at some time in their lives have faked orgasms because their men have no idea whatsoever what they are doing.Most are clumsy and proud.When the men go to the bathroom the women pleasure themselves.Guys if the vaginal walls aren't contracting rhythmically then there has NOT been an orgasm worth having!
 Quoting: Childoflight 3888553


I hate to burst your bubble, but if she does kegels and has strong pc muscles, she can voluntarily contract them making it appear she's having an orgasm. But, like I said before, if she's faking it, she's only hurting herself in the long run. I think it would be more work to fake it than to just instruct him how to give you an orgasm. The men I know would be happy to be told the trick to making you cum as it cuts out a lot of trial and error for him. And if you can't be honest and tell him what you want, you shouldn't be sleeping with him anyway.
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I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.
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Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles! muaha
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Sorry, nobody can squeeze pelvic floor muscles in the regular and super-rapid fashion of a true female orgasm. It can be measured scientifically because chemicals are also simultaneously released and other physiological changes occur. I will concur a lot of women can't do this. Poor them!
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And seriously...female orgasm can be 100% physical. People think it is mental but with motorized stimulation it's inevitable. It is a simply bodily function, it may take longer in some cases than male but unless some serious physical/mental dysfunction is present it's "coming on" regardless with appropriate stimulation.

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