Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,328 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,163,582
Pageviews Today: 2,754,862Threads Today: 546Posts Today: 11,548
07:16 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

 
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
02/06/2013 10:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
And seriously...female orgasm can be 100% physical. People think it is mental but with motorized stimulation it's inevitable. It is a simply bodily function, it may take longer in some cases than male but unless some serious physical/mental dysfunction is present it's "coming on" regardless with appropriate stimulation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33761641


Proper foreplay and clitoral stimulation while penetration should do the trick, unless you're a fat grotesque smelly creature.

All women can cum easily with their vibrators anyway chuckle
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23919169
Canada
02/06/2013 10:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOLlol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937


yeah, they have recorded it. There is a video out there somewhere that goes inside and records the whole thing.
Messenger
User ID: 33275175
02/06/2013 10:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
I'm a Born again CHRISTIAN, age 70, and I've been having SEXUAL orgasms on a regular basis since I found my clit at age 9.

I hate it when my fellow Christains LIE about SEX, the awesome gift from GOD!!!!!!!bump
phoenixe

User ID: 33647338
Germany
02/07/2013 03:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Did you guys actually click the link and read some of the posts on that forum? This has to be joke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27186911


yes, but besides that fake article we have a real conversation about this topic now :)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33854599
Thailand
02/07/2013 03:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
"The female orgasm is a myth."

Translation: "I can't satisfy women."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30317203
02/07/2013 06:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Jesus Christ, you fucking people are seriously stupid.
If you can't tell that landover is a parody site then you're a seriously fucked up individual.
Fuck...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28760789
New Zealand
02/07/2013 06:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
72% of women have faked their orgasms.
Which means 28% are having them.
Which means that 72% of the men at that church are useless in bed.
What a surprise.
Even more of a surprise to find that they think women CAN"T have orgasms.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 13250526
Australia
02/07/2013 06:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
the female is not a myth. Neither is the female multi-orgasm. You just need the right man to make the mind work that way...unfortunately we dont always marry the right man....and when he comes along SWEET JEEZUS!!! you can tell the difference. Love vs lust...pity it doesnt always come from the same source.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33822582
Australia
02/07/2013 06:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2146937
United States
02/07/2013 07:21 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
And seriously...female orgasm can be 100% physical. People think it is mental but with motorized stimulation it's inevitable. It is a simply bodily function, it may take longer in some cases than male but unless some serious physical/mental dysfunction is present it's "coming on" regardless with appropriate stimulation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33761641


Proper foreplay and clitoral stimulation while penetration should do the trick, unless you're a fat grotesque smelly creature.

All women can cum easily with their vibrators anyway chuckle
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Ahh forgot about Bob lol, he'll get the job done right!

I can't believe this thread is still going.

Seriously I have discovered the best way to give a woman an orgasm starts by doing the dishes, now there's something to think about
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31961261
United States
02/07/2013 07:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Bullshit I have seen it
NSF001

User ID: 33794196
United Kingdom
02/07/2013 07:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Landoverbaptist is a parody site.......
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
noel coward
User ID: 1154368
United Kingdom
02/07/2013 07:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
my wife doesn't say that
BOWMAN

User ID: 11288337
United States
02/07/2013 09:02 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
I have concluded that females don't exist.

bsflag


------
"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

H&W P401 Recip./Parson's Turbine Cold Start

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Make Good Pitches

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

The Real You

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33813062
United States
02/07/2013 09:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Right. That quivering squeeze my dick off feeling is my imagination.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28831257
Canada
02/07/2013 09:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
As a female I would have to say this is incorrect. I have had many many orgasms.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22022484
United States
02/07/2013 09:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


:clapors:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33254054
Australia
02/07/2013 09:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOLlol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937



You poor sad thing......you are clealy a dud fuck, because if you ever caused a woman to have an orgasm, you will feel her vagina contracting many times on your penis. Buy your woman vibrator, then the poor love WILL have an orgasm.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7061022
United States
02/07/2013 09:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
And seriously...female orgasm can be 100% physical. People think it is mental but with motorized stimulation it's inevitable. It is a simply bodily function, it may take longer in some cases than male but unless some serious physical/mental dysfunction is present it's "coming on" regardless with appropriate stimulation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33761641


Proper foreplay and clitoral stimulation while penetration should do the trick, unless you're a fat grotesque smelly creature.

All women can cum easily with their vibrators anyway chuckle
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Ahh forgot about Bob lol, he'll get the job done right!

I can't believe this thread is still going.

Seriously I have discovered the best way to give a woman an orgasm starts by doing the dishes, now there's something to think about
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2146937


You have a point.

If you want good sex then help out with the kids and chores on that evening so the wifey can take a nice long hot bath and have energy for sex.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16213681
United States
02/07/2013 09:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Either you're one of those guys who just don't know how to make love...you know, the ones who boink like a chimpanzee with a jackhammer..no sensual ease communication or music.
Guys that do that can't expect their GF or wives to respond it's like getting beaten up. Maybe if you slow it down otherwise you're f*ckin like a zoo animal.

Female here, I have orgasms like ocean waves and a guy who knows how by instinct.

So I bet your either mismatched with your partner or you are primitive sexually. Sorry.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33865934
United States
02/07/2013 10:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
sadly for you it would appear.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33872840
United Kingdom
02/07/2013 10:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
It's a conspiracy... made by the dildo industry!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30378022
Canada
02/07/2013 11:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Lmao.....we fake orgasms so u men can get off of us so we can go and get the job done ourselves! Not only that, we can pick an orgasm! That's right, the G spot orgasm or the clitoral orgasm! Ahhh the world of a girl! I will keep my vagina thanks! And no offence boys but fingers are the key, keep your Dick in your pants. I LOVE BOYS BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING OFF......well I am my own superhero of the orgasm. Cheers..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23400158
United States
02/07/2013 11:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Why does it feel so good down "there" when I rub my nub with this ----> granny
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23400158
United States
02/07/2013 11:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
I give women multiple orgasms by doing this taunter
CleverMoniker
User ID: 26707174
Canada
02/07/2013 11:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
LOL there is absolutely no reason for the female to have an orgasm and in fact they don't. They use the idea to manipulate the male. If women had orgasms like men do, they would be walking around naked begging anybody to have sex with them and give them a wonderful rocketship ride to heaven orgasm, but...they DON"T, because they don't have orgasms. What is really sad are the porn movies, where some addled whore will scream and throw her head back and gyrate her hips while pissing in an attempt to imitate the male ejaculation. Pitiful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33831101


So to summarize, you are a neutered, shell of a man who is incapable of pleasing a woman sexually, and you've adopted this belief in order to shelter your ego from the harsh truth of your inadequacy?
BossBitch

User ID: 32487642
United States
02/07/2013 12:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
Female here, I have orgasms like ocean waves

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


Good description, thats exactly how it feels too
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22327067
02/07/2013 12:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
...makes me wonder, if they emerged my mind, what wonderful things/feelings else i could create ..?
 Quoting: phoenixe


hitler
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32382371
United States
02/07/2013 01:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
I'm a Born again CHRISTIAN, age 70, and I've been having SEXUAL orgasms on a regular basis since I found my clit at age 9.

I hate it when my fellow Christains LIE about SEX, the awesome gift from GOD!!!!!!!bump
 Quoting: Messenger 33275175

Read the link. The blatant outrageous claims don;t seem to come from thinking Christians. That site is more a Libtard smearing campaign bashing Todd Akin type Republicans and Christians as idiot kooks. Are you sure the Baptists really don't know about women orgasm?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32436628
United States
02/07/2013 01:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!
72% of women have faked their orgasms.
Which means 28% are having them.
Which means that 72% of the men at that church are useless in bed.
What a surprise.
Even more of a surprise to find that they think women CAN"T have orgasms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28760789

The purpose of that Landover Baptist web site is to make you sheeples think like that. It was a campaign for Obama through the typical smearing the Libtards are very good at.

You're the typical useful idiots they're vote fishing for who've most likely voted for the libtard Dems and Odbama.

News