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MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".

 
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MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."

Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."

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cruise
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what is the mane point of this tail?
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He then went into details about the encounter, explaining “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

Mendoza has since committed suicide while locked up.

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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
rofl
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Not the brightest bulb in the pack eh?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."

Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."

[link to www.thesun.co.uk]

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21700750


He then went into details about the encounter, explaining I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

Mendoza has since committed suicide while locked up.

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what a honest bloke he was, RIP
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
"Mendoza has since committed suicide while locked up."

I love happy endings.
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damned
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Thank god he did not wanted to create a Manbearpig!!
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this is one bit of horsemeat i hope don't end up over here!

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lmao
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lol

I like this guy
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The horse should have pumped some sense into him
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
Some people should learn that neigh means neigh
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
This is some indication why the GF didn't show up...

Last Edited by The Wordsmith on 02/06/2013 04:12 PM
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
This is some indication why the GF didn't show up...
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I do not believe he had one
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
"Mendoza has since committed suicide while locked up."

I love happy endings.
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he'll never see the first beaner-horse now
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Re: MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
Horse semen for New Zealand food festival..

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