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CALMSHOCK THE DESTROYER --- THE REVIVAL!!!!

 
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CALMSHOCK THE DESTROYER --- THE REVIVAL!!!!
That's right you dead seagull fart smoking hippies.

Your dreams? DESTROYED

Your hopes? DESTROYED

My liver? DESTROYED



UPDATE-

It's back to work people. After some vacationing around the world in places like Celyabinsk Russia (where I destroyed a meteor), Sicily Italy (Mt. Etna? yes, that's my work) and various Walmarts (Their financial "total disaster"...), I've decided to return to GLP and continue spreading my gifts of ill will.

For those of you new to the thread, have a look through and admire the work I've already completed. If you have something that needs destroying... By all means please post, then just stay tuned and admire it's untimely demise. I am here to serve.

For returning clientele, it's good to have you back. We pride ourselves on our dedication to eradication here at CalmShockDoom industries. Please refer our 200% off anything that needs destroying coupon when posting and have the pleasure of watching its heinous existence destroyed twice.

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5arocket

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Need something destroyed? I can help... Post it and it shall be so.
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fluffy
:killerglp2:
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fluffy
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......abombabombabomb
abombfluffyabomb
......abombabombabomb


DESTROYED!!!!

You heartless animal.
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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parachutesare4pu
....:catgn:






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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:parachutesare4pu:
....:catgn:






DESTROYED!!!!!!
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Thank you good sir. I leave you a token of appreciation. :vldptn:
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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parachutesare4pu
....:catgn:






DESTROYED!!!!!!
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Thank you good sir. I leave you a token of appreciation. :vldptn:
 Quoting: Sonic Doom


:vldptn:mrsbean





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Heres a Destroyer to destroy....


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Heres a Destroyer to destroy....


destroyer
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kimjongil

destroyer




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I also do exes, inlaws, outlaws, neighbors pets and rental agreements.
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here's a cheeky anteater.... needs to be taught a lesson..

anteater
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here's a cheeky anteater.... needs to be taught a lesson..

anteater
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come at me broanteater

putin2


DOUBLE KILL!!! DESTROYED!!!!
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:Naked Squirrel:
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:Naked Squirrel:
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:naked squirrel:breadstick


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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:Naked Squirrel:
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Thems fightin words! :sqrlltsbr:
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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:Naked Squirrel:
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Thems fightin words! :sqrlltsbr:
 Quoting: Sonic Doom


squiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralot


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:catgn: Help Calm I can't leave my house because of a sniper!
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:Naked Squirrel:
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Thems fightin words! :sqrlltsbr:
 Quoting: Sonic Doom


squiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralotsquiralot


DESTROYED!!!!
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Not so fast there, Big Boy!!!

Killer Bunny
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Not so fast there, Big Boy!!!

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lol... Monty Python? Time for the big guns...

antioch

abombkiller bunnyabomb
abombabombabombabombabombabombabombabomb




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planetx




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wtfz??
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Cool thread - bring it!ninja turtlehf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
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Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
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Your powers are waning and no match for my ninja turtle it appears as here he is again.ninja turtlehf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Your powers are waning and no match for my ninja turtle it appears as here he is again.ninja turtlehf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


just wait.. its coming...
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You are weak. Admit it. Ninja skills are too much for you.
ninja turtlehf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
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wtfz??
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What a gorilla.... K, 400 pounds of dynamite and

napster





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You are weak. Admit it. Ninja skills are too much for you.
ninja turtlehf
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WWF STYLE BIOTCH!!! CHAIR TO THE BACK!!!

wwf style





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brilliant but you need a smaller chair as he escapes easily.For your sincere effort though and imagination you deserveC &R I had fun playing, thanks.hf

Last Edited by Seeker of Truth on 02/07/2013 11:47 AM
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]

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