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Lady and the Parrot

 
natasha77
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02/06/2013 10:12 PM
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Lady and the Parrot
The lady leaves the house and walks halfway to work when she passes a pet shop. A Parrot was perched just outside and as the lady passes by the Parrot says: "Hey lady, you're damned ugly!"

The lady gets flustered but continues walking to work. On her walk back home at night, she passes the Parrot and again the Parrot says; Hey lady, you are damned ugly"

By now the woman is very irritated. Again she walks to work the next day, and again the Parrot tells her she's awfully damned ugly.
This time, she got really pissed, walks into the store and tells the manager that either that bird stops bothering her or she would kill it and then sue the store. The manager assures her it won't happen again.

On her way home she passes the parrot and she hears the parrot say, "Hey lady!"...she said "yes?".. The parrot said..."well, you know... "
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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natasha77 (OP)

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02/06/2013 10:15 PM
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Re: Lady and the Parrot
5a
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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02/06/2013 10:29 PM
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Re: Lady and the Parrot
I thought while we waited for the 10.0, we could enjoy a joke.

Its cute....:monk222:
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Debauchery

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02/06/2013 10:30 PM
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Re: Lady and the Parrot
How the hell are ya, Natasha?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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02/06/2013 10:33 PM
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Re: Lady and the Parrot
How the hell are ya, Natasha?
 Quoting: Debauchery


Hi dear, just fine. I was in the mood for a little joke..
Bahahahaha
Jokes on me.
Nobody likes my freaking joke.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
Debauchery

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02/06/2013 10:37 PM
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How the hell are ya, Natasha?
 Quoting: Debauchery


Hi dear, just fine. I was in the mood for a little joke..
Bahahahaha
Jokes on me.
Nobody likes my freaking joke.
 Quoting: natasha77


3,000+ people online but it still seems a little slow tonight.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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02/06/2013 10:42 PM
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Re: Lady and the Parrot
How the hell are ya, Natasha?
 Quoting: Debauchery


Hi dear, just fine. I was in the mood for a little joke..
Bahahahaha
Jokes on me.
Nobody likes my freaking joke.
 Quoting: natasha77


3,000+ people online but it still seems a little slow tonight.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Yes, its slow.
Oh well,
Take care and good night.hf
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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