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Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?

 
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Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?

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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Hey there mr omnipotent being if you created adam first why did you give him nipples?
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
DGN.
Proof of the common ancestor theory.

His sub-species, homo non-sapiens idioticus, ceased evolving around 2000 years ago thus allowing the far more intelligent and rational homo sapiens sapiens to flourish.
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Magnificently epic fail.
As usual.
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
'Ere what abaht them wombats eh?
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Hey there mr omnipotent being if you created adam first why did you give him nipples?
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lol
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Magnificently epic fail.
As usual.
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Yeah.... and yet the question is simple enough.
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Ah, they aren't packaged for us.

In the case of fruit, the squishy part is there to feed the seed while rotting on the ground.

In the case of nuts shells, protection from critters eating it

If sandwiches ever start growing on trees, then you may have something!
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Ah, they aren't packaged for us.

In the case of fruit, the squishy part is there to feed the seed while rotting on the ground.

In the case of nuts shells, protection from critters eating it

If sandwiches ever start growing on trees, then you may have something!
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Especially if they came in ziplock bags?
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Examples of poisonous fruit.

Yeah sounds like a really good guy who designed all fruits to be editable, packaged and presentable to for us. Except he didn't....
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Ah, they aren't packaged for us.

In the case of fruit, the squishy part is there to feed the seed while rotting on the ground.

In the case of nuts shells, protection from critters eating it

If sandwiches ever start growing on trees, then you may have something!
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Especially if they came in ziplock bags?
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No no, the ziplock bags are alien technology, be careful!

hiding
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Hey there mr omnipotent being if you created adam first why did you give him nipples?
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Wouldn't look right without nipples.
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Oh and obligatory banana's are the atheist nightmare argument fail.


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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
'Ere what abaht them wombats eh?
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....ain't no stinking wombats here mate.... haven't we been through this before?
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Please stop
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Please stop
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and.... then what?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Please stop
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and.... then what?
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Go away
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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Please stop
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and.... then what?
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Go away
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27358318


Like this....

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Re: Hey there Mr DoodleBug Darwin, how do you imagine every fruit, nut, and vegtable is NON-intelligently packeged up and presented to us buddy?
Ah, they aren't packaged for us.

In the case of fruit, the squishy part is there to feed the seed while rotting on the ground.

In the case of nuts shells, protection from critters eating it

If sandwiches ever start growing on trees, then you may have something!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314


Ahhh but they are packaged for us,,, they are just the right size for us! Just the right size to give us a snack or meal and not to big where you have to invite the neighbors over to help you eat it! Same thing with the animals, chickens and eggs are not 10ft. tall,,, again just the right size. A cow is just the right size to supply a family with just enough milk for the day and not 1 ft. tall with just a thimble full!!!!

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