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How can I join the Illuminati?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/07/2013 02:40 AM
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How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
Patrick Bateman

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02/07/2013 02:45 AM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
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You are born into it. At least 99.9% of the time.
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02/07/2013 02:46 AM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


You are born into it. At least 99.9% of the time.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Unfortunately... there IS NO FUCKING ILLUMINATI TO JOIN.

May I suggest Lions or Rotary International?
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02/07/2013 02:52 AM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


You are born into it. At least 99.9% of the time.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Unfortunately... there IS NO FUCKING ILLUMINATI TO JOIN.

May I suggest Lions or Rotary International?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


Or, - your local Police Department.
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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02/07/2013 03:07 AM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


Want to know the ACTUAL TRUTH, OP?

You want to have a say?

PROVE YOURSELF.

Start a business. Be a leader.

Then, "To be one, ask one".

Take it from there and you won't fail.

Believe in God. Live by His commandments. Love your neighbor as you love yourself and love God above all things.

THEN--and ONLY then-- will you be a worthy man.
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02/07/2013 04:30 AM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


you kill your self or sign away to the devil
The Lump Under the Carpet

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02/07/2013 05:22 AM

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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I'm with you on the shower head.
No water pressure sucks.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/08/2013 03:32 PM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I'm with you on the shower head.
No water pressure sucks.
 Quoting: The Lump Under the Carpet


Thank you. I ranted to the CBC Headquarters today about it, and how Lehman brothers owns my Tim Hortons coffee and they agreed. But unfortunately I couldn't receive air time.

I am starting a business. Being the best at what you love is the only thing that matters apparently, and receiving a lot of praise and owning a sphere of influence.
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
I understand apparently that raising your voice in public, and protesting as an individual has no effect on the general populace.

I understand celestial physics, art, engineering, chemistry, genetics and some other things.

Does this make any sense? I mean.. the only important thing in life on top of being a slave, or helping your fellow slaves is the ability to create.

-and to have a full flowing shower head. Apparently I'm not even worthy of that anymore in my Apartment b/c of some BS Sustainability agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


Want to know the ACTUAL TRUTH, OP?

You want to have a say?

PROVE YOURSELF.

Start a business. Be a leader.

Then, "To be one, ask one".

Take it from there and you won't fail.

Believe in God. Live by His commandments. Love your neighbor as you love yourself and love God above all things.

THEN--and ONLY then-- will you be a worthy man.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final



Ha! Illuminati was disbanded as an order in 1785.

"To be one, ask one". Well I followed in my father and grandfathers foot steps "to the east" and can tell you that old men doing the same repetitive degree work aren't ruling the world. I haven't step foot in a lodge in 10 years because I figured out it what Pike was.

The high ups that are Scottish Rite maybe are, but you don't just get a gig in the club unless you bring something to the table. They use you.

My advice is stay away from Faustian bargains. In the end, you would just be a disposable hero to some vary unsavory people. Keep your soul clean.
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02/08/2013 03:54 PM
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Re: How can I join the Illuminati?
You can't join the Illuminati. You have to be Dragon Born to be one of them.

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