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A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!

 
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A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Recently, it has been brought to my attention that there is a perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in, but you won't ever hear about it from any mainstream source. It is called "Farming". As if you thought anal sex with guys dressed up as foxes wasn't pushing the limits of sexuality enough, the gays have created a truly abominable act.

Farming, in its simplest definition, is the retrieval of stranger's feces from public toilets for personal sexual satisfaction. How it usually works is this: A gay farmer will stake out a public bathroom. This is known as a "field". They will then clog up the toilets by stuffing copious amounts of paper towels and toilet paper so that the toilet cannot flush properly.

They then wait around either inside the bathroom or outside until a stranger goes in and has to defecate. The victim tries to flush, but is unable to. The victim then leaves the bathroom, but the feces remain in the toilet bowl. Now is the time for what is known as "harvesting".

The gay will then pick up the fecal matter and place it in a plastic baggie. He takes this baggie home. From there, it is up to the whims of the disgusting pervert what to do. Some may smear it all over their face. Some may eat it. Others go as far as freezing the log so that it becomes hard, then placing a condom over it and using it as an anal dildo.

Now, can't you see why God has properly called homosexuals an abomination worthy of death??? (Lev. 20:13)

The following video is a man describing this act. It is 100% real and happening in bathrooms all across America as we speak. Please forward to 5:40 for the description of farming.

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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
God hates fags.
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I'm gay have hung out with seriously nasty gay bikers, never heard of this or this term. Believe me if gay motorcycle clubs aren't doing it, it exists primarily in "anti-gay" crusaders nasty wet dreams.

Any "farming" you see is likely a closet case bible thumping preacher who has unhinged trying to be celibate.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Yeah, that seems totally legit. (Sarcastic)
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
I'm gay have hung out with seriously nasty gay bikers, never heard of this or this term. Believe me if gay motorcycle clubs aren't doing it, it exists primarily in "anti-gay" crusaders nasty wet dreams.

Any "farming" you see is likely a closet case bible thumping preacher who has unhinged trying to be celibate.
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this^


OP is a gay hate farmer.
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on instagram straight farmin'
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Yeah, that seems totally legit. (Sarcastic)
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Fag depravity threatens the public health. Quarantine these filthy fags now!

Most of them want to die anyway! Fucking bug chasers!

Why are we even talking about them, they're soon to be a non problem as their own behaviors are culling them.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Is that one of the reasons why school bathrooms are always like that?
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Yeah, that seems totally legit. (Sarcastic)
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Fag depravity threatens the public health. Quarantine these filthy fags now!

Most of them want to die anyway! Fucking bug chasers!

Why are we even talking about them, they're soon to be a non problem as their own behaviors are culling them.
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Hitler?
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
That video is entitled 'Gay Farming on the Moon'. You are an idiot.
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What can you expect in a country where having high standards is regarded as folly? Anything goes, if it feels good do it.
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That video is entitled 'Gay Farming on the Moon'. You are an idiot.
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It's also another Landover Baptist Church piece.
I wish these Ops would stop putting these satire pieces on here as fact, because the average GLPers have no powers of discernment. If it sounds completely wackado, they fall for it automatically. They don't even bother to research the legitimacy of the source.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
if you use the torah to describe who deserves death, you will soon find out, gays are not the only one. God hides love in this law, because everyone is obliged to surrender to the law meaning everyone deserves death through law, and deserves life through death.

It is not understanding the boomerang or lost sheep effect, or another word DUALISM, which makes you guilty of the same as those you judge.

God loves gays, perverted people, straight or gay, people who forget about hope so they have to fill emptyness with new limits that dont remember them who they could be, clean in heart and taste.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
not that perverted things are good. But you generalise human persons, not all gays are perverted, nor are all straights perverted. You go wrong to think of other people are not worthy of live, and you ignore their pain and because of this you can not chang your world in a better place.

Its goo to warn against perverted thing, its another thing to generalise a whole group of people as being filth.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
I'm gay have hung out with seriously nasty gay bikers, never heard of this or this term. Believe me if gay motorcycle clubs aren't doing it, it exists primarily in "anti-gay" crusaders nasty wet dreams.

Any "farming" you see is likely a closet case bible thumping preacher who has unhinged trying to be celibate.
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Striaght from the fags mouth, great now I know that there are perverted disgusting biker gangs of butt pirates, wonderfull.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
ignorance is the beast from the land. Which shapes the beast from the sea, the spirit that comes forth from the sea of souls...Abusing the bible is abusing yourself. Because the law states, god is not divided, and who judges a part in god, judges against god, and he will become a sinner, and a sinner will become free after he looked upon the waters, and saw the eflection of a beast.
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
I'm gay have hung out with seriously nasty gay bikers, never heard of this or this term. Believe me if gay motorcycle clubs aren't doing it, it exists primarily in "anti-gay" crusaders nasty wet dreams.

Any "farming" you see is likely a closet case bible thumping preacher who has unhinged trying to be celibate.
 Quoting: Fred 33518008


this^


OP is a gay hate farmer.
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Must be alot of gay farmers on here,lol
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Ok Dummies...you've been "had" again...this is not a true story...it is a parody from that Landover Baptist web site that puts up all those fake stories and people think they are true and send them in e-mails and stuff and they go viral..

It is one of those sites that puts really crazy stuff out there to show how gullible people are...

Not true!!! There is no such thing. Another stupid urban legend in the making.

Now, after I have pointed this out...watch and see how many more comments still get put up about how shocked people are that such a horrible thing is going on.

Better say it one more time...

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

Anything you read or get forwarded from the Landover Baptist Church is Parody..that means not true...just a story for fun or laughs...maybe you should look up the work Parody in the dictionary just to be sure.
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All you gay bashers are just unconsciously gay. Admit it and come on out! You know you want it!
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Ok Dummies...you've been "had" again...this is not a true story...it is a parody from that Landover Baptist web site that puts up all those fake stories and people think they are true and send them in e-mails and stuff and they go viral..

It is one of those sites that puts really crazy stuff out there to show how gullible people are...

Not true!!! There is no such thing. Another stupid urban legend in the making.

Now, after I have pointed this out...watch and see how many more comments still get put up about how shocked people are that such a horrible thing is going on.

Better say it one more time...

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

THIS IS A FAKE STORY.

Anything you read or get forwarded from the Landover Baptist Church is Parody..that means not true...just a story for fun or laughs...maybe you should look up the work Parody in the dictionary just to be sure.
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Oh yeah, by the way, all of the "gerbil" stories are fake too..I have heard that one repeated so many times..started out with Richard Gere..and now, for some weird reason, it has been told on local weathermen all over the country.

Somebody will always say...oh...my sister knows somebody who works at the ER, and so and so came in with a gerbil stuck up their butt.

IT NEVER HAPPENED folks..there is plenty of depravity out there that is shocking enough without these really stupid stories people believe.
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lmao



He's hilarious, it's not real people, he's acting ffs
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[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

From 2010 and the only google hit on the subject is this Onion-like fake church site.
Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

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OP busted
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Oh, please! What a load of shit.

Next the bible freaks will be telling us that they teaching the kids in preschool about farming in order to advance the gay agenda.

We see through your religotard tactics.
READY SET GO!

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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
if you use the torah to describe who deserves death, you will soon find out, gays are not the only one. God hides love in this law, because everyone is obliged to surrender to the law meaning everyone deserves death through law, and deserves life through death.

It is not understanding the boomerang or lost sheep effect, or another word DUALISM, which makes you guilty of the same as those you judge.

God loves gays, perverted people, straight or gay, people who forget about hope so they have to fill emptyness with new limits that dont remember them who they could be, clean in heart and taste.
 Quoting: anom 29654422


Have to agree here. Homosexuality is just another sin, but sin it is. Thats the problem, that they refuse to acknowledge there is anything wrong with it, and that is what keeps them from a relationship with God. If they would just give it over to God and admit they are far from Him, He will bring them in. I find this statement almost alway a thread killer.
By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth.
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Oh, please! What a load of shit.

Next the bible freaks will be telling us that they teaching the kids in preschool about farming in order to advance the gay agenda.

We see through your religotard tactics.
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What is wrong with you...can you not read or something??


It was a joke..just somebody messing with people.

JOKE

definition of Joke:
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

definition of parody:
An imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
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Farmer Brown?
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: A perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in. It's called "Farming" and you won't believe what it entails!
Will the PUBLICITY WHORES AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH stop at NOTHING?

To ascribe this kind of behavior to any group of people is just disgusting.

If they were accusing say all "Muslims" or all "Blacks" or all "Asians" of doing such a thing, their racism and hate would be a bit more obvious.

Hopefully few people would give such a lie any belief or credibility.
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[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

From 2010 and the only google hit on the subject is this Onion-like fake church site.
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So they are spreading lies about gays ... in order to make people hate Christians??

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