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If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?

 
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God is a more advanced alien race. They are programmers like we are...

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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
How about scientists, like these guys maybe?
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Hey there, I'm a real live nuclear physicist, and I can tell you that atoms are not real, and god certainly didn't assemble them. As far as I can tell neither got nor atom 'exist' in the 'reality as we know it'.

Both god and atoms are merely models that describe the behavior of a system we don't understand. The god model is very nice because it requires very little thinking or participation from the user (believer). E.G. Q: how does chemistry work to produce a poison or a medicine? A: God will heal you, and works 'in mysterious ways' or conversely A: There are many different atoms and molecules that we can differentiate between, and lucky for you we know that some are more or less toxic then others and some might even help you in X, Y and Z ways.

The atom model is more difficult, it requires much more thought, critical thinking, logic and working memory. The chemistry model is also very powerful, results occour in 'real' reality and are repeatable. The god models is easy, because you only have to remember the one answer that works for all cases. The god model is also very weak, there is no effect of merely believing in an outcome, regardless of what you measure.

Of course no one is going to force you to learn chemistry, physics or math, and that's fine, if your model of the universe does not include science, calculus, logic etc, then you'll just have to get by with out it.
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Why would you ask a dead biologist about chemistry retard?
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?

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I think it was Vishnu and not the Biblical God.

Oh wait that answer didn't fit in your retarded thought process.

Creating false dichotomies is all you can do.

Go and find actual evidence that your deluded worldview is true, even if the big bang theory is utterly wrong then it in no way would provide a single shred of validity to your delusions.
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Hey there, I'm a real live nuclear physicist, and I can tell you that atoms are not real, and god certainly didn't assemble them. As far as I can tell neither got nor atom 'exist' in the 'reality as we know it'.

Both god and atoms are merely models that describe the behavior of a system we don't understand. The god model is very nice because it requires very little thinking or participation from the user (believer). E.G. Q: how does chemistry work to produce a poison or a medicine? A: God will heal you, and works 'in mysterious ways' or conversely A: There are many different atoms and molecules that we can differentiate between, and lucky for you we know that some are more or less toxic then others and some might even help you in X, Y and Z ways.

The atom model is more difficult, it requires much more thought, critical thinking, logic and working memory. The chemistry model is also very powerful, results occour in 'real' reality and are repeatable. The god models is easy, because you only have to remember the one answer that works for all cases. The god model is also very weak, there is no effect of merely believing in an outcome, regardless of what you measure.

Of course no one is going to force you to learn chemistry, physics or math, and that's fine, if your model of the universe does not include science, calculus, logic etc, then you'll just have to get by with out it.
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QUOTE; "if your model of the universe does not include science, calculus, logic etc, then you'll just have to get by with out it"
The consequence of Adam's stealing from God's tree was the forfeiture of divine education as you well cited, the results continue to prove man cannot achieve global Garden of Eden without them. Good reply.

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That would be an ecumenical matter.
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Allow me to sum up the "science" of DGN's beliefs.

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Allow me to sum up the "science" of DGN's beliefs.

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Who dat, da king of the atomic fairies?
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Yes, chuck norris kicked the atoms so they would smash together and form new shit
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Allow me to sum up the "science" of DGN's beliefs.

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Hmmm..... a most scientific revelation!
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god is the atomic fairy
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
The reaction between matter and antimatter...there is a good book(not the bible) that can explain it, I think it's called "How Stars are Born"...or something similar.
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Hey there, I'm a real live nuclear physicist, and I can tell you that atoms are not real, and god certainly didn't assemble them. As far as I can tell neither got nor atom 'exist' in the 'reality as we know it'.
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It makes me Very happy that you said this! I now KNOW it's true, but only through digging and then knowing i couldnt really be reading it right (i was) and even then it took me awhile to assimilate. One day I decided to look into whether we know as much as we claim to, and by fuggin george we DO NOT. And it's admitted right in the math. i'm terrible at math and was sorta scared to even look. But they just stated that they didnt know and were making up a value to stand in for it. Making it up! blew me little mind.
I've started mentioning this to people and they think it's incorrect. Everything is "real". Well of course, that's what they and I were taught!
I wanted to see a picture of an atom,,,, what???? there's NO such picture???
Ha! recently some dick headline about photo of atom, i looked and no better than photos of "ectoplasm"!
I'm wondering about particle tracks now. and how the colliders present these( tho I could only find a few) as proof of different particles. Any thoughts on that? All that $$$$$ for those???
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Why would you ask a dead biologist about chemistry retard?
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good question
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@DGN I'd love to explain things to you but looking at your threads I just have to shake my head and remember the quote

You can't cure stupid.
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The reaction between matter and antimatter...there is a good book(not the bible) that can explain it, I think it's called "How Stars are Born"...or something similar.
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Really... is this it?


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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?

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I wanted to let you know I'm glad of your relentless persistence in posting these Darwin attacking threads. There's always something interesting going on inside them.

i'm not a christian, but interested in it for my own reasons. I just read Aquinas' 5 proofs of god, and really dug it.

I read a lot of books, writings by various scientists and they are often claiming to be figuring out the mechanisms and chemicals and how any day we will be as god.

I had the thought- there's nothing new under the sun... that even if we DO figure it all out, we still won't be doing it with anything that wasn't already here long before us, for reasons we have no clue about. We merely replicating, or reorganizing the same stuff that God? gave us in the first place.

Nobody can make anything with anything that God didn't already make first.
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I wanted to let you know I'm glad of your relentless persistence in posting these Darwin attacking threads. There's always something interesting going on inside them.

i'm not a christian, but interested in it for my own reasons. I just read Aquinas' 5 proofs of god, and really dug it.

I read a lot of books, writings by various scientists and they are often claiming to be figuring out the mechanisms and chemicals and how any day we will be as god.

I had the thought- there's nothing new under the sun... that even if we DO figure it all out, we still won't be doing it with anything that wasn't already here long before us, for reasons we have no clue about. We merely replicating, or reorganizing the same stuff that God? gave us in the first place.

Nobody can make anything with anything that God didn't already make first.
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Yeah... imagine asking all the scientists in the world to make one of these... outta dirt?


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@DGN I'd love to explain things to you but looking at your threads I just have to shake my head and remember the quote

You can't cure stupid.
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I would love to explain things to Darwin...but as I look at his theory...I just have to shake my head and remember the quote:



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@DGN I'd love to explain things to you but looking at your threads I just have to shake my head and remember the quote

You can't cure stupid.
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I would love to explain things to Darwin...but as I look at his theory...I just have to shake my head and remember the quote:



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Well jallaluyah! Dgn iz bak in da houz...

Spew on brutha ignant...
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Charles Darwin never studied physics. He was a naturalist and his theory was that species evolved from common ancestors. Evolution explains the diversity of species, not how life began and certainly not before that.


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Well jallaluyah! Dgn iz bak in da houz...

Spew on brutha ignant...
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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
Charles Darwin never studied physics. He was a naturalist and his theory was that species evolved from common ancestors. Evolution explains the diversity of species, not how life began and certainly not before that.


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QUOTE; "Evolution explains the diversity of species" I always miss that part. How does it work, perfection thru mutation, like cancer right? That's the only evidence of evolution ever found.
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Yeah a sure because invisible magic pixies with no proof would be daft.
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the possibility is endless ....
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This is most amusing, as Darwin has nothing to do with atoms, and atoms don't actually exist, at least not in a way that would involve "assembling".
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This is most amusing, as Darwin has nothing to do with atoms, and atoms don't actually exist, at least not in a way that would involve "assembling".
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So if atoms aren't deliberately assembled, how do explain the numerical pattern of this?



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Re: If God didn't assemble atoms Mr Darwin, who did.... the Atomic Faries Chuck?
This is most amusing, as Darwin has nothing to do with atoms, and atoms don't actually exist, at least not in a way that would involve "assembling".
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So if atoms aren't deliberately assembled, how do explain the numerical pattern of this?


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lets just face it, it all happened like THIS



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