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"Al Gebra" --At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered (funny spoof)

 
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"Al Gebra" --At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered (funny spoof)
At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator.

Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a
common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country.
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Re: "Al Gebra" --At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered (funny spoof)
AL Gore? he must feature somewhere, surely

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