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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot

 
Zuzu
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot
Yes, I am aware that the Onion is a satire site and not to be taken seriously. That being said, comedy is often a reflection of the reality we don’t want to see.

There is a whole lot of truth behind this “joke” article. At least that’s my opinion.

BREAKING: It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA—Numerous sources confirmed today that it would not shock you in the slightest if this newspaper article was about 12 isolated mass shootings occurring across the country this afternoon that together left 318 people either wounded or dead.”

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Furthermore, sources said you would not be stunned or perplexed to discover that the gunmen used automatic or semi-automatic rifles with high-capacity magazines to carry out the shootings, and the fact that the weapons and ammunition were all acquired legally would likewise not leave you the least bit astonished. Sources also confirmed that you certainly wouldn’t be alarmed to read that each of the 12 shooters had a well-documented history of mental instability and had exhibited worrying signs in the prior days, weeks, and even years.”

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[link to www.theonion.com]

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From the article:

"At press time, sources confirmed that the only thing that does come as a surprise to you is the fact that this sort of thing hasn’t already happened yet."
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just a tiny little
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One last shameless little bump

Last one, promise hf

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