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How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol

 
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How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol
Alright hold up... dont freak out... read read read


Many moons ago i was dating this chick and she kissed me... our first kiss together, out of no where and she left me utterly in awe... my lips were tingling! It was so unforgettable... it was MAGIC! best damned first Kiss anyone had gave me up to that point...

Hell I still remember it...

My lips literally were numbed... turns out she used some sort of special lipstick lol
that promised the most unforgettable first kiss ever... it purposely numbed you.

I cant find it to show it to you...

but i found this... close enough

"Morphine Lips' new balm contains four per cent benzocaine, an over-the-counter painkiller usually found in cough sweets and mosquito bite sprays.

The $17.50 product, which is 'designed to create the perfect kiss', causes the lips to tingle and go numb for a short period."
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alright thats too fucking high...
and sounds really toxic...
I got a cheaper...safer way of achieving this effect...

A.) Punch em in the face... cruise no that might hurt your hand lol

Let's go with
B.) Orajel

thats right a lil orajel secretly rubbed on the lips will blow 'their' mind away.... just dont use too much lol

This is ALSO a great way to fuck with your boy/girlfriend husband/wife

Just walk up to em and lay a lip numbing kiss upon their face...

My wife hates it now...

so I always keep a tube of orajel around

1rof1

those who want an 'organic' alternative...

Look to clove oil ;)

You are welcome... dont get slapped

cruise
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02/08/2013 01:41 AM

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Re: How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol
my first wife is better kisser than others i have.
the lips should be close when kiss then slowly opened, the other 2 start with open mouth, like they want to eat u.
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my first wife is better kisser than others i have.
the lips should be close when kiss then slowly opened, the other 2 start with open mouth, like they want to eat u.
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congrats...

orajel her tomorrow

cruise
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Re: How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol
japanpm A good old french with her trying to suck my tongue in and im good, and just wondering how would that lipstick feel for us if a chic gave a bj with that on, might be kinda cool?
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Re: How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol
japanpm A good old french with her trying to suck my tongue in and im good, and just wondering how would that lipstick feel for us if a chic gave a bj with that on, might be kinda cool?
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That was unexpected lol
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02/08/2013 03:06 AM
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cant remember.
lol
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02/08/2013 03:12 AM
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Hi Dr. Acula hi

It was probably lip plumping lipstick.
It has collagen in it which gives the tingling feeling or numbness. Some also have menthol.

Last Edited by Nika on 02/08/2013 03:13 AM
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"Morphine Lips"

lmao
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kissing, relationships, fucking is all humans care about apperrantly yes?
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kissing, relationships, fucking is all humans care about apperrantly yes?
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Relationships... yeah... My marriage is number 1 on my list of things I give a fuck about.

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Tingling lipstick? Bet that would make your cock feel weird :)
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Heterosexual pride!

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Gratz on furthering your program to turn GLP into a metrosexual site.
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Tingling lipstick? Bet that would make your cock feel weird :)
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Gratz on furthering your program to turn GLP into a metrosexual site.
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How the fuck is that metrosexual?

Applying orajel... is metrosexual?

Orajel is a tooth numbing gel...

Don't ever call me a Metrosexual



gtfo

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Oragel. What a novel idea!

Next man I kiss better be prepared to be mindblown rawr!!!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Oragel. What a novel idea!

Next man I kiss better be prepared to be mindblown rawr!!!
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thumbs

He wont forget it.

I never forgot the lip numbing i had lol

cheers

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