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How do I suppress my sexual desires?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 04:46 AM
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How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Everytime I talk to girl, I get a "you know what" which gets really embarrassing and annoying.

How do I suppress my sexual desires and be in control of my "you know what"?
Face Palmer
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fap?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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02/08/2013 04:49 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
fap?
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thanks for the advice ahole
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02/08/2013 04:49 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Getting laid works for me.
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Everytime I talk to girl, I get a "you know what" which gets really embarrassing and annoying.

How do I suppress my sexual desires and be in control of my "you know what"?
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This will help tremendously!

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02/08/2013 04:50 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
ARE YOU CIRCUMCISED OP!?
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02/08/2013 04:51 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
You have sex with said 'girl'.
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ARE YOU CIRCUMCISED OP!?
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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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02/08/2013 04:53 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Everytime I talk to girl, I get a "you know what" which gets really embarrassing and annoying.

How do I suppress my sexual desires and be in control of my "you know what"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33929249


This will help tremendously!

[link to youtu.be]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src=" [link to www.youtube.com] frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32146848


link doesn't work
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02/08/2013 04:54 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Everytime I talk to girl, I get a "you know what" which gets really embarrassing and annoying.

How do I suppress my sexual desires and be in control of my "you know what"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33929249

Find the ugliest most obnoxious women in the world and marry her. That should do the trick.
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02/08/2013 05:22 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Run 2 miles everyday.

By the way, are you Peter from UK??
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02/08/2013 11:02 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Run 2 miles everyday.

By the way, are you Peter from UK??
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I am Peter M and I am in the UK, is that you Bearice?
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02/08/2013 11:18 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Maybe this will give you some ideas:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

good luck.
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02/08/2013 11:20 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Put milk in a plastic cup and heat the milk in a microwave oven. You might get enough estrogen to suppress your male desires in that milk.
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02/08/2013 11:20 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Think of the girl your talking to having diarrhea
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02/08/2013 11:21 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Maybe this will give you some ideas:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 703397


Here's another

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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02/08/2013 11:23 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
And how do you know that she isn't also getting "you know what" down under from seeing yours? wink

Just don't draw attention to it and stand/sit in a way that makes it unnoticable (they are tuckable, you know).
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:25 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
chop it off
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:26 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Own it! If you want the girl why hide it? It just makes you look like a wuss.
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02/08/2013 11:27 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Everytime I talk to girl, I get a "you know what" which gets really embarrassing and annoying.

How do I suppress my sexual desires and be in control of my "you know what"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33929249


think of nancy pelosi nude.. it will kill anyones sexual desire
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02/08/2013 11:29 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Shit in a hanky, everytime before you talk to a girl pull out that hanky and take a big wiff. That smell should suppress any thought of getting a woody.

Solved....................next thread !
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02/08/2013 11:32 AM

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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Think of the girl your talking to having diarrhea
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Now I'm hard :-)
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02/08/2013 11:33 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Think of the girl your talking to having diarrhea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


Now I'm hard :-)
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


weirdo
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02/08/2013 11:36 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Just imagine that you are preparing to stick it into a fat bitch....That sucker will drop like a rock!
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02/08/2013 11:39 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Take zoloft. You'll be soft forever.
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02/08/2013 11:39 AM

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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Just imagine that you are preparing to stick it into a fat bitch....That sucker will drop like a rock!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33868919


unless, of course, that's what he's into
ElusivePisces
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02/08/2013 11:50 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Take zoloft. You'll be soft forever.
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All those SSRIs cause ED. They fundamentally ruin your health. Why do you think that THEY push them so hard on us?
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02/08/2013 11:55 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Think of the girl your talking to having diarrhea
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Now I'm hard :-)
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


I can't stop laughing...
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:57 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Follow austin powers lead

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02/08/2013 11:57 AM
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Re: How do I suppress my sexual desires?
Get married..after a few months you will be over it...

Problem solved!

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