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How Deutsch are you? Positive Germany thread

 
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Danish-English American Mutt here,

Regardless of whether in the right or wrong, I am astounded at the WWII German military forces, industry and capabilities.

Even up to the bitter end of the war, when they had no way of winning, they still could put together a cohesive defense. With better less extreme leadership, they would have come out as ruler of Europe.

Even though they lost the war, they rebuilt and are now the economic power house of Europe.

I am amazed how Germans keep their cool when chaos happens in different circumstances and stay organized and determined to accomplish the task at hand.

Vielen Dank Deutschland fuer die Technologie und Wissenschaft fuer alle Menschen.
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Perfect description of my dad who was of 100% German ancestry.
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He was like a bulldog...digs in and would not let go!
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First off I'm Dutch, which means I'm über-Germanic. Second, the Germans stole the name Deutsch from the Dutch(aka Diets which means volk). Thirdly, Dutch is the oldest West-Germanic language on which both German and English are based on. Point four, the name Germany is a joke since the majority of Germans are of Slavic and Roman descent. There's nothing Germanic about them. The Dutch however are 100% proper Saxons. Five, Hollands GDP per capita is higher as Germany's. Six the best part of Germany is the Northern-Western part. Seven, there's only one real Deutschland(Dietsland) and that's Holland.
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Germany has many "Tribes"

like Franken, Alemannen..


[link to en.wikipedia.org]


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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True, but the majority of the Dutch are Saxons. However Slavs, Romans and Gauls aren't Germanic, yet they are a huge part of Germany's demogaphics. So what's your point? Again, the name Germany doesn't make any sense. Central Europe was basically one big steaming meltingpot. That's why Holland counts its blessing that it was never part of the German empire. We don´t belong in an empire with Slavs. Too cool for that. We set sail and did our own thing. And that's why the Dutch are Europe's finest. The best and brightest of the goddamn continent by far.




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As were the Dutch. I'll call BS on that one. You can BS these others, but I know different.

After I got stopped laughing I told the wife about the Uber-Deutsch. She said she was proud of you (that you weren't German that is). BTW she is a born and bred Giessner.
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warm beer
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Beer worthy of being drank at room temperature because they have a flavour worthy of such.
Cold beer=no flavour (or soul, or substance)
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Bitberger Pils then. Not the imported stuff. I used to live a few minutes from the brewery
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First off I'm Dutch, which means I'm über-Germanic. Second, the Germans stole the name Deutsch from the Dutch(aka Diets which means volk). Thirdly, Dutch is the oldest West-Germanic language on which both German and English are based on. Point four, the name Germany is a joke since the majority of Germans are of Slavic and Roman descent. There's nothing Germanic about them. The Dutch however are 100% proper Saxons. Five, Hollands GDP per capita is higher as Germany's. Six the best part of Germany is the Northern-Western part. Seven, there's only one real Deutschland(Dietsland) and that's Holland.
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Germany has many "Tribes"

like Franken, Alemannen..


[link to en.wikipedia.org]


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33953935


True, but the majority of the Dutch are Saxons. However Slavs, Romans and Gauls aren't Germanic, yet they are a huge part of Germany's demogaphics. So what's your point? Again, the name Germany doesn't make any sense. Central Europe was basically one big steaming meltingpot. That's why Holland counts its blessing that it was never part of the German empire. We don´t belong in an empire with Slavs. Too cool for that. We set sail and did our own thing. And that's why the Dutch are Europe's finest. The best and brightest of the goddamn continent by far.




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As were the Dutch. I'll call BS on that one. You can BS these others, but I know different.

After I got stopped laughing I told the wife about the Uber-Deutsch. She said she was proud of you (that you weren't German that is). BTW she is a born and bred Giessner.
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You can call BS all you want. Ain't gonna change the fact that the "German" population is a meltingpot of Slavs, Romans, Germans and Gauls.

Tell your Slavic woman I said hi.




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02/08/2013 08:58 PM
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Deal with it little brother...
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Austria is your little brother. You know, those folks who are one step removed on the evolutionary ladder from becoming Hungarian gypsies. Holland was here long before Germany even existed. Fact. Historically, in a sense, Germany is Hollands retarded nephew. The more to the West, the better the Germans get.
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If the best is in the West, does that make German-Americans the top of the food chain then?
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Yank bastards are so far down, I can barely see them. Hey..... how you're doing down there? Hahahahaha!!!!Meltingpot from the get go.





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LOL! I'm an American of half Irish/half German descent, and I don't think the folks in Ireland are any happier with me than the folks in Germany. I feel so disinherited when I'm traveling overseas doing the "getting back to my roots" thing.

I do wear socks with sandals, though. That must score me some points with you, right?
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German engineering, the babes beerfest and german people in general
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According to our national anthem...pretty Deutsch..."ben ik van Duitsen bloed" tomato
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You ever heard of Plattdeutsch?
Lower German!

These are used in Northern Germany and in the eastern parts of the Netherlands. The native name Neddersassisch (Low Saxon), in the Netherlands Nedersaksisch and Neersaksisch, has begun to be applicable to all Old-Saxon-derived varieties.

[link to www.omniglot.com]
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Of course I have. Niederdeutsch. I know my history you numbty. And don't forget Frisian. You also have Frisians in Schleswig-Holstein.
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So what's your point anyway Heulsuse?
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My point is that the name Germany is technically and historically incorrect.





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It's much more complex than you think

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Of course I have. Niederdeutsch. I know my history you numbty. And don't forget Frisian. You also have Frisians in Schleswig-Holstein.
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So what's your point anyway Heulsuse?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33953935


My point is that the name Germany is technically and historically incorrect.





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It's much more complex than you think

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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bump
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Austria is your little brother. You know, those folks who are one step removed on the evolutionary ladder from becoming Hungarian gypsies. Holland was here long before Germany even existed. Fact. Historically, in a sense, Germany is Hollands retarded nephew. The more to the West, the better the Germans get.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6559517


If the best is in the West, does that make German-Americans the top of the food chain then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31625978


Yank bastards are so far down, I can barely see them. Hey..... how you're doing down there? Hahahahaha!!!!Meltingpot from the get go.





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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6559517


LOL! I'm an American of half Irish/half German descent, and I don't think the folks in Ireland are any happier with me than the folks in Germany. I feel so disinherited when I'm traveling overseas doing the "getting back to my roots" thing.

I do wear socks with sandals, though. That must score me some points with you, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31625978


That's the irony. A European can become American in a matter of weeks and will be welcomed and accepted as such. An American however can never ever become a true European. Will never be accepted as such. Descending a steep slope is relatively easy, climbing back up however may seem sheer impossible. Rock bottom. Like the road a decay is a one way street, the proces can't be reversed. It's like taking a perfect fine cake and take a shit on it, once you've done so it's ruined. Hope that makes sense.




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Of course I have. Niederdeutsch. I know my history you numbty. And don't forget Frisian. You also have Frisians in Schleswig-Holstein.
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So what's your point anyway Heulsuse?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33953935


My point is that the name Germany is technically and historically incorrect.





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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6559517


It's much more complex than you think

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16465619


Dutch = Diets = Duits = Deutsch.

You stole the term Deutsch from the Dutch.





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02/08/2013 09:21 PM
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
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02/08/2013 09:26 PM
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So what's your point anyway Heulsuse?
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My point is that the name Germany is technically and historically incorrect.





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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6559517


It's much more complex than you think

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16465619


Dutch = Diets = Duits = Deutsch.

You stole the term Deutsch from the Dutch.





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Why is your country called Netherlands or Holland?
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Danish-English American Mutt here,

Regardless of whether in the right or wrong, I am astounded at the WWII German military forces, industry and capabilities.

Even up to the bitter end of the war, when they had no way of winning, they still could put together a cohesive defense. With better less extreme leadership, they would have come out as ruler of Europe.

Even though they lost the war, they rebuilt and are now the economic power house of Europe.

I am amazed how Germans keep their cool when chaos happens in different circumstances and stay organized and determined to accomplish the task at hand.

Vielen Dank Deutschland fuer die Technologie und Wissenschaft fuer alle Menschen.
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They rebuilt with AMERICAN tax dollars. Ever hear of the Marshall Plan...We wanted to keep them under OUR control...not Russian Control.

Would have been better if we leveled that EVIL country into cinders!
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Anyway, in answer to the question in this thread title... you may not be as Deutsch as you may think you are. Remember that.

Oh, und ich liebe Deutschland... and the US too. I'm just in a troll mood tonight. The Dutch are still Europe finest though, nothing can change that.





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what does someone get who fails the driving test 3 times?

#1 a yellow license plate

#2 a caravan, so that he can only drive 30miles an hour

#3 a NL sticker, (never learned).
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My point is that the name Germany is technically and historically incorrect.





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It's much more complex than you think

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16465619


Dutch = Diets = Duits = Deutsch.

You stole the term Deutsch from the Dutch.





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Why is your country called Netherlands or Holland?
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Netherlands is the country, Holland is a province. And Holland sounds better.
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
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Well, they have a dry sense of humor. Very reserved people. Sorry for your loss.
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Anyway, in answer to the question in this thread title... you may not be as Deutsch as you may think you are. Remember that.

Oh, und ich liebe Deutschland... and the US too. I'm just in a troll mood tonight. The Dutch are still Europe finest though, nothing can change that.





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That's the thing with the Deutschen/Alemannen/Germanen...they got united
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Anyway, in answer to the question in this thread title... you may not be as Deutsch as you may think you are. Remember that.

Oh, und ich liebe Deutschland... and the US too. I'm just in a troll mood tonight. The Dutch are still Europe finest though, nothing can change that.





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That's the thing with the Deutschen/Alemannen/Germanen...they got united
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BTW I'm half Bavarian & half Westphalian
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
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Well, they have a dry sense of humor. Very reserved people. Sorry for your loss.
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That's true
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Germans and the English "th"
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If the best is in the West, does that make German-Americans the top of the food chain then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31625978


Yank bastards are so far down, I can barely see them. Hey..... how you're doing down there? Hahahahaha!!!!Meltingpot from the get go.





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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6559517


LOL! I'm an American of half Irish/half German descent, and I don't think the folks in Ireland are any happier with me than the folks in Germany. I feel so disinherited when I'm traveling overseas doing the "getting back to my roots" thing.

I do wear socks with sandals, though. That must score me some points with you, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31625978


That's the irony. A European can become American in a matter of weeks and will be welcomed and accepted as such. An American however can never ever become a true European. Will never be accepted as such. Descending a steep slope is relatively easy, climbing back up however may seem sheer impossible. Rock bottom. Like the road a decay is a one way street, the proces can't be reversed. It's like taking a perfect fine cake and take a shit on it, once you've done so it's ruined. Hope that makes sense.




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What's so funny about this is that many Americans identify very strongly with their European roots.

The Irish-American side of my family clings fiercely to their Irish heritage, and the German-American side of my family is, likewise, very German. After three generations on US soil, we even still speak German.

Then we travel to Ireland or Germany with stars in our eyes and get bitch-slapped into reality. They do not, and never will, claim us, apparently.
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
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Well, they have a dry sense of humor. Very reserved people. Sorry for your loss.
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Thanks, but my great grandmother never believed he was killed until they returned grandpa's body....

I will find the entry on FINDAGRAVE. I just gave my nephew, not stationed in Italy, all hiw WW2 Medals and a 48 star burial flag
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Best sportscars in the world!thumbs
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
 Quoting: Chuck 30723337
Well, they have a dry sense of humor. Very reserved people. Sorry for your loss.
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Thanks, but my great grandmother never believed he was killed until they returned grandpa's body....

I will find the entry on FINDAGRAVE. I just gave my nephew, not stationed in Italy, all hiw WW2 Medals and a 48 star burial flag
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That's sad.
My grandfather fought in France and Russia...he thought that they fight for the good, especially in Russia against communism
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My paternal mothers great great gran parents were (on US census German German, German-Polish) That is why my greta Grandpa is a Polish guy with whom I drank beer on his lap when I was a kid. The maternal Maternal side was French. My dads side is 100% Irish. The people in Europe HATE other nationalities...we embrace it and celebrate it. Cinco de Maya, Saint Patricks Day, Octoberfest, Mardi Gras....any excuse to have fun with friend from were ever they are from!!

GOS BLESS AMERICA
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Best sportscars in the world!thumbs
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I'm really jealous of this, a reason to move to Holland
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Killing Millions of people for being a Jew, Gyspey, malformed, Gay? Yjeu killed my grandpa over Lux. and I hope they rot!

Any German I have ever met in California are a bit stiff, no sense of humor, regimented....

They suck.
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Well, they have a dry sense of humor. Very reserved people. Sorry for your loss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6798872


Thanks, but my great grandmother never believed he was killed until they returned grandpa's body....

I will find the entry on FINDAGRAVE. I just gave my nephew, not stationed in Italy, all hiw WW2 Medals and a 48 star burial flag
 Quoting: Chuck 30723337


That's sad.
My grandfather fought in France and Russia...he thought that they fight for the good, especially in Russia against communism
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Why do we fight in the first place? So pointless...
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My dad use to talk about high Deutsch and low Deutsch. He said his people were low Deutsch. I thought he meant "Dutch and didn't know what he was talking about!Little did I know. Sure wish I could talk to him about it now!

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