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How Deutsch are you? Positive Germany thread

 
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Has anyone mentioned David Hasselhoff yet? lol That absolute boob!
The Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through the Van Allen Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Neue Deutsche Welle No. 1 & 2

Palais Schaumburg - Rosen




Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft - Der Mussolini



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Wooooooooo!,,, 4 3 2 1!!! Earth below. Drifting falling!
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You know as a 1st generation half German I really wonder why male pattern baldness and thin hair is such a strong trait in our people.
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And let's not forget THE THINNEST BOOK ON EARTH: '3 AGES of GERMAN HUMOR'

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Aldi = German
Trader Joe's = German
Pathmark = German
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A nation that gave us giants like Leibnitz, Gauss, Riemann,
Schopenhauer, Goethe and Heisenberg is to be reckoned with.
Let's not forget Rammstein.
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You know as a 1st generation half German I really wonder why male pattern baldness and thin hair is such a strong trait in our people.
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My Dad had thick black wavy hair, then of course it was salt and pepper but always thick hair.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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German Inventions

X-Ray

Everyone’s favourite superpower was discovered by chance in 1895 in Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen’s laboratory at the University of Würzburg. The new part of the light spectrum was named simply Röntgen for several decades, a name that has stuck in several languages, including German, to this day.

Jet engine

This one might not do much for Germany’s environmental credentials, but the next time you go on holiday, you should thank the Germans that you aren’t wobbling through the lower atmosphere in a crate attached to a wheezing propeller. As with many major inventions, the development of the jet stretches over many decades (even centuries) and countries, but Hans van Ohain has one of the best claims. The German engineer began his own design for a jet engine in 1935. The idea took off – literally – when he met aircraft industrialist Ernst Heinkel, who immediately saw the potential. A series of prototypes reached their climax with a petrol-fuelled engine attached to a simple plane - the He 178, which had its maiden flight in the northeastern coastal town of Rostock in August 1939.

Car

If you don’t count steam-powered contraptions made in the 18th century France, the origin of the car is as German as sausages, sauerkraut and sandals. It was Nikolaus August Otto who first invented an internal combustion engine that could burn petrol in an internal piston chamber and he did it in 1876 in Cologne.
It took several other German geniuses to put Otto’s four-stroke marvel on wheels. The most notable of these were Karl Benz in Mannheim (1886) and Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Stuttgart (1889).

MP3

While the German influence on pop music itself is limited to a few timeless songs about balloons and satellites, the influence on the music market has now become impossible to calculate. That’s thanks to the development in the late 1980s and early 1990s of the music compression technique that became known as MP3.
The MP3 was invented by the Fraunhofer research institute, which has become an immense European-wide hive of innovation and application-based inventions.

Computer

That’s right, the computer is a German invention. As The Local reported in April last year, the first computer was built in the living room of one Konrad Zuse in 1936. His “Z1” is now acknowledged as the first programme-controlled digital computer. It was the size of a double bed.

Zuse also went on to devise the first ever programming language in the 1940s, and many modern mathematicians regard him as a pioneering genius. Part of the reason you’ve never heard of him is that he failed to find commercial success. Hardly anyone in post-war West Germany recognized the potential of Zuse’s creations, and he failed to get investors to help with the enormous development costs. His company Zuse KG, founded in the state of Hesse, was soon overtaken by giants IBM and Siemens, who bought him out in 1967.

LCD

Now that we all spend approximately 60 percent of our lives ruining our eyes staring at them, it’s pleasing to know that liquid crystals were first discovered in cholesterol extracted from carrots. This was done by Austrian chemist Friedrich Richard Reinitzer in 1888, but the father of liquid crystal technology is now universally acknowledged as Otto Lehman from Karlsruhe in western Germany.
The main reason for this is that Lehman apparently had a better microscope than Reinitzer, who actually wrote to the German to get him to check what he thought he had found. Lehman’s microscope was equipped for study crystals at high temperatures, and after years of study, Lehman published his paper “Liquid Crystals” in Leipzig in 1904. Reinitzer went back to studying vegetables.
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I do wear socks with sandals, though. That must score me some points with you, right?
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lol!
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Good thing about America. My partner and I have ten properties, from North Dakota to California...and no one cares.... We go from place to place, when we choose to. And in Europe, they share the same buildings and call them home. I call them apartments. Geez, We have snow here, but a three story house, a farm in North Dakota, and 2 other houses in the desert...The only probel we have is where the dog wants to spend the week.
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Clearly you are stupi. I was refering to the ability to have land...your own land, being able to go from place to place. And not being stuck in a commune building in Europe and calling it property..
So u are living in a common apertment complex in the ghetto? Fuck, I hunt, fish. and have a job!
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LOL! True. friend works for the Deutchlanders and they totally underestimated the size of the country when they launched their business here. And are now like, "it takes how long to fly to California"?
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Anyway, in answer to the question in this thread title... you may not be as Deutsch as you may think you are. Remember that.

Oh, und ich liebe Deutschland... and the US too. I'm just in a troll mood tonight. The Dutch are still Europe finest though, nothing can change that.





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I thought that the Muslims had already taken over in the Netherlands.
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LOL! I'm an American of half Irish/half German descent, and I don't think the folks in Ireland are any happier with me than the folks in Germany. I feel so disinherited when I'm traveling overseas doing the "getting back to my roots" thing.

I do wear socks with sandals, though. That must score me some points with you, right?
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That's the irony. A European can become American in a matter of weeks and will be welcomed and accepted as such. An American however can never ever become a true European. Will never be accepted as such. Descending a steep slope is relatively easy, climbing back up however may seem sheer impossible. Rock bottom. Like the road a decay is a one way street, the proces can't be reversed. It's like taking a perfect fine cake and take a shit on it, once you've done so it's ruined. Hope that makes sense.




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What's so funny about this is that many Americans identify very strongly with their European roots.

The Irish-American side of my family clings fiercely to their Irish heritage, and the German-American side of my family is, likewise, very German. After three generations on US soil, we even still speak German.

Then we travel to Ireland or Germany with stars in our eyes and get bitch-slapped into reality. They do not, and never will, claim us, apparently.
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Maybe Americans suffer from a collective indentity-crisis. I can't even imagine what it would feel like to be American. I'd probably would do the same thing. And yeah, you'll always be an American to Europeans. That's what you are. New world, new people.



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I find the concept of an American "collective indentity-crisis" to be amusing. I am a Southerner, that is my Nationality, then an American. We feel the same way about people coming here from Yankeeland or anywhere else, you may live here for decades, but you will always be an outsider.
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Anyway, in answer to the question in this thread title... you may not be as Deutsch as you may think you are. Remember that.

Oh, und ich liebe Deutschland... and the US too. I'm just in a troll mood tonight. The Dutch are still Europe finest though, nothing can change that.





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I thought that the Muslims had already taken over in the Netherlands.
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Less than 5% of the Dutch population are Muslim, and 0.001% of those want to take over Holland.

0.0000000001% of these 0.001% are capable of imagining a way of how to make a start doing so, and they have been extradited to the USA where they spend the rest of their lives in secret CIA-prisons.
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A small change at one place in a complex system, can have large effects elswhere..
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I see your Raab and raise you a Schneider! (Jungend Frei - oben ohne!)




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