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Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly

 
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Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
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An animal semen-wielding menace is on the loose in the United Kingdom.

A strange man approached two teen girls and smeared a white, sticky liquid on their clothing in Bury, near Manchester, last month, the Mirror reported.

Their account is suspiciously similar to attacks that occurred on teen girls in the same area from November 2009 to January 2010. According to the BBC, one 15-year-old victim reported a man sullying her with liquid, while a 14-year-old said a man bumped into her and wiped an icky substance on her while she was with her mother.

Two more girls, aged 15 and 16, said that a man approached them to ask for the time, and when he left, one of the girls noticed something dripping from her skirt.


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Sometimes, you've just got to ask "WTF?!"

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Re: Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
How do they know its animal semen?
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Bane spooge
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OMG WTF!
THE EBOLA-ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
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One of the comments; "He probably just robbed a sperm bank ... " Lol
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Re: Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
So...basically, some guy is wanking off animals, collecting their jizz and then wiping it on random people.

BUT WHY?!

I can't say I've heard of this particularly depraved form of harassment before.

Well--ya learn something new every day! And then you weep.
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How do they know its animal semen?
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That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
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How do they know its animal semen?
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That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
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They snort it to make sure?
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How do they know its animal semen?
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That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
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LMAO
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How do they know its animal semen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6576571


That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They snort it to make sure?
 Quoting: Sunyata


They taste it. If the tongue goes numb, ya got yourself some coke.
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Re: Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
So...basically, some guy is wanking off animals, collecting their jizz and then wiping it on random people.

BUT WHY?!

I can't say I've heard of this particularly depraved form of harassment before.

Well--ya learn something new every day! And then you weep.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


not just random people....random young girls....
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this is what people resort to when deprived of firearms, and even knives in most parts of the UK. attacking eachother with animal semen. it's like disarming people truly brings out the savage within.
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So...basically, some guy is wanking off animals, collecting their jizz and then wiping it on random people.

BUT WHY?!

I can't say I've heard of this particularly depraved form of harassment before.

Well--ya learn something new every day! And then you weep.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


not just random people....random young girls....
 Quoting: new & improved


True. Thanks for the correction.

Sounds like a serious sicko to me. I guess that's obvious. It's not like there could be a rational explanation to smearing young girls with animal spunk. Or is there? If so, I'd like to hear it!
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How do they know its animal semen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6576571


That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They snort it to make sure?
 Quoting: Sunyata


They taste it. If the tongue goes numb, ya got yourself some coke.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


What if it's pure LSD and they just tasted 1000 hits of acid?

/sarcasm
anyways here; [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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this is what people resort to when deprived of firearms, and even knives in most parts of the UK. attacking eachother with animal semen. it's like disarming people truly brings out the savage within.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32213631


Way to bring the gun control debate into every facet of life! Pat yourself on the back--you're obsessed. Or paid to shill (likely). But seriously, you're preaching to the choir here. We all love firearms. Now get a life.
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That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They snort it to make sure?
 Quoting: Sunyata


They taste it. If the tongue goes numb, ya got yourself some coke.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


What if it's pure LSD and they just tasted 1000 hits of acid?

/sarcasm
anyways here; [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Sunyata


Then they have the best three days EVERRRRR!
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Re: Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
Occult Satanic Demonic ritual...

For What?
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They snort it to make sure?
 Quoting: Sunyata


They taste it. If the tongue goes numb, ya got yourself some coke.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


What if it's pure LSD and they just tasted 1000 hits of acid?

/sarcasm
anyways here; [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Sunyata


Then they have the best three days EVERRRRR!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


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Occult Satanic Demonic ritual...

For What?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33947239



"In the name of Satan, I streak thee with the evanescent elixir, extracted from hellish hounds and feral ferrets!"

No seriously, the Guy's just probably an ultra wacky perv.
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That's a good question. I've not found an explanation in the article.

Of course, you know how cops test cocaine, right? LOL
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


They snort it to make sure?
 Quoting: Sunyata


They taste it. If the tongue goes numb, ya got yourself some coke.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


What if it's pure LSD and they just tasted 1000 hits of acid?

/sarcasm
anyways here; [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Sunyata


That would be a problem

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Re: Scourge of Animal Semen Attacks in UK. Yes, You Read That Correctly
Isn't it just a less violent way for Somalians to get their jizz on/in white girls?

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